View Full Version : THE LONGEST THREAD.....VERSION 3!!!
tmscout98
11-30-2005, 09:33 AM
The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on StarScream's Ghost.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then StarScream's Ghost says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which StarScream's Ghost replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 09:37 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 10:56 AM
so nice to have the burger bar today, except there were a bunch of idiots in there being loud
bushwickbill
11-30-2005, 10:57 AM
what school do you go to?
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 11:02 AM
university of nebraska-lincoln. we're the huskers
Christmas bonus from work turned out ok.. ought to have some left over after paying for jerseys :D
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 11:12 AM
christmas bonus already?!
Red Wing
11-30-2005, 11:26 AM
Man, they're redoing the roof of the building I live in and these tar fumes are really getting bad even with all my windows shut. Glad I get to go to work soon
BossHogg
11-30-2005, 11:27 AM
:D
BossHogg
11-30-2005, 11:28 AM
longtime, now I have 2 post :D
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 12:32 PM
redwing, got anywhere else to go during the day? if they're that bad, i'd go out and just burn time
Red Wing
11-30-2005, 12:34 PM
yeah went out and grabbed a coffee now i'm off to work. gonna find somewhere to hang out tomorrow
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 12:36 PM
sounds like fun
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 01:50 PM
i was pretty sure she was into, but only after i shaved my beard off which i have since grown back. no prospects now. don't get any good reads during class. and now i'm living on an all guys floor in a smaller dorm, so there's not much here. and concentrating on my studies?! like that'll ever happen!
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 01:56 PM
for some reason, it keeps feeling like today is friday
finally the Flames store got official game pucks.. and I had to be as picky finding a good one as I am with Sportspicks.. so many of the logo's were screened badly.. most of the time the yellow and the red weren't printed in the same spot.. and to be extra picky, I like my pucks, when lying flat with the logo up, to have the OFFICIAL and In Glasco writing readable (not upside down)
http://www.mccosham.com/gamepucks05/flames.jpg
now I need a Panthers puck
http://www.mccosham.com/gamepucks05/panthers.jpg
To display next to this!
http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog740/folder17002/img1509470.jpg
and this!
http://members.shaw.ca/phmstronge/Geli/Oct5vsAtlKatrinaSMALL.JPG
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 02:30 PM
should've seen that coming
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 03:19 PM
holy crap, it's snowing outside! this rocks!
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 03:43 PM
it's startin to come down a little heavier now. winter wonderland tomorrow!
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 07:08 PM
last new episode of lost until january on right now. should be good
R. Giles
11-30-2005, 07:15 PM
I was positive that a new episode of Lost was coming on in December.
R. Giles
11-30-2005, 07:18 PM
Hoosiers is a pretty good movie. I should thank my leadership teacher for showing it.
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 07:25 PM
pretty sure this is the last one for 6 weeks
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 07:26 PM
i'll be watching monk. i'm kinda confused, though. the commercials originally said new season, but now they say christmas special. really hoping it's a new season
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 07:36 PM
i serve to correct. GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 07:49 PM
haha!
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 08:04 PM
OMG!!!!! the end of lost rocked!!!! too bad we won't get a new episode until january. now it's time for south park and drawn together since i don't get the avs games. GO AVS!!!!!!!!!!!
ralph427
11-30-2005, 08:53 PM
I was thinking about getting the 1st season on DVD to watch, is it that good.
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 08:54 PM
not sure if i'd buy the dvds if i hadn't ever seen the show. maybe rent it if you can
bushwickbill
11-30-2005, 09:04 PM
Hoosiers is a pretty good movie. I should thank my leadership teacher for showing it.
great flick
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 09:05 PM
never seen hoosiers
bushwickbill
11-30-2005, 09:07 PM
never seen hoosiers
what! :eek:
Come on........one of the top 3 sports movies of all-time.
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 09:09 PM
haven't seen a lot of older sports movies
bushwickbill
11-30-2005, 09:13 PM
it's definitely worth a look......true story.
R. Giles
11-30-2005, 10:14 PM
never seen hoosiers
I was with you, before tonight. We had to watch the movie to answer questions about the coach's leadership.
R. Giles
11-30-2005, 10:17 PM
pretty sure this is the last one for 6 weeks
I wasn't home in time for Lost. I still need to watch the one from last week. I said what I said cause I read it in TV guide.
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 10:20 PM
well, you definetly don't have to watch the last 2 in order. nothing from last week;s shows up in this week's
bushwickbill
11-30-2005, 10:27 PM
I was with you, before tonight. We had to watch the movie to answer questions about the coach's leadership.
what did you think?
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 10:28 PM
wow, south park was weird tonight. not really funny, either
R. Giles
11-30-2005, 10:37 PM
what did you think?
It was really good. I'm not a basketball fan so really had no interest in it. Can't believe he put 4 guys on the court to get beat, but he had to prove a point that they are a team not one man.
R. Giles
11-30-2005, 10:38 PM
wow, south park was weird tonight. not really funny, either
I saw the first 10 min. of it. Nothing really struck me that I had to catch the rest of the episode. Now with drawn together , I wish they would cancel that show just not funny.
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 11:01 PM
usually i like drawn together, but tonight;s was terrible. maybe lost just set such a high bar for the night that nothing else was as good
starscream's ghost
11-30-2005, 11:02 PM
well, i'm headin off. GO AVS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 06:19 AM
tired today. gonna have to get some energy since i have my final underwater body composition test today. that's gonna suck since it's cold outside and i'll have to walk back to the dorms fresh out of the water!
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 06:29 AM
really wanna skip my classes and go back to sleep
tmscout98
12-01-2005, 06:51 AM
tired today. gonna have to get some energy since i have my final underwater body composition test today. that's gonna suck since it's cold outside and i'll have to walk back to the dorms fresh out of the water!
Brrrr, good luck. The brightside is that you're not one of these guys Bro http://www.howstuffworks.com/navy-seal.htm/printable
"The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday"
Hooyah!
hahaha.. oops, guess I can't link it anymore :D
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 08:22 AM
doesn't matter, cause i do have a denis. it's one of the early autos that got me started and is now on one of my walls at home
Cool.. they didn't have any Nolans ;)
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 10:09 AM
i have a nolan, too. that was an early one. i need fleury, kasparitius, kovalenko, rucinsky, and salo the most
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 11:12 AM
time to slump my @$$ off to class
R. Giles
12-01-2005, 12:41 PM
At lunch today I went to Krystals. I saw the general manager and an employee go at it because the employee didn't give me my food.
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 12:59 PM
why didn't the employee give you the food?
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 01:22 PM
does life get any better than mario kart64 and journey?
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 01:31 PM
damn right i am!
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 03:54 PM
so tired. don't even wanna go to dinner cause i know it won't be worth it. just wanna sleep and record the oc tonight
mCd;s for me, more hockey cards :)
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 04:28 PM
crappy dinner, but good cake for dessert
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 04:41 PM
broncos are 9-2, afc west leading, and 2nd place in the afc. raiders suck!!!!!!!!!
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 04:51 PM
wow, those glasses must be super special!
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 04:51 PM
and wait, rose color? shouldn't they be black and silver?
GOSKINS_08
12-01-2005, 04:58 PM
I still need an xbox-360.
R. Giles
12-01-2005, 05:10 PM
why didn't the employee give you the food?
I don't know why she didn't go get the order. I know other people were waiting but I waited while she got the food of the people in front. The person who took our order was old and slow, so I guess she forgot.
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 05:51 PM
almost time for an all new episode of the oc
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 06:01 PM
last week was pretty good. had just about everything but lesb!an$
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 06:21 PM
wow djh, you're missing some good stuff. nothing like julie cooper driving a uhaul!
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 06:24 PM
djh, you have to watch tonight's episode!!!!!! julie cooper's moving into a trailer park!!!!!!
R. Giles
12-01-2005, 10:06 PM
I just watched last weeks Lost and it was pretty good. Tomorrow I will watch this week's Lost and then be pissed that no new episode is till Jan.
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 10:14 PM
yeah, that does suck about lost. but that means i won;t be thinking about when i need to be studying for finals the next 2 weeks
R. Giles
12-01-2005, 10:19 PM
That is true but at least i get a new Alias next Wednesday night. Does suck that finals are coming up and have to work in between studying.
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 10:34 PM
glad i don't have a job during school. almost no chance that i'd be able to balance studying, working, and sleeping while mixing in all my tv time
starscream's ghost
12-01-2005, 10:35 PM
well, think i'm gonna head off. GO AVS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
R. Giles
12-01-2005, 10:40 PM
glad i don't have a job during school. almost no chance that i'd be able to balance studying, working, and sleeping while mixing in all my tv time
All of my classes are at night so I can study during the day. That way my nights are free to watch TV. The shows I miss I download and watch to keep up like what I do with Lost. I used to watch movies at work but they frown on that for some reason.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 05:58 AM
i could never handle night classes. i try getting mine done early so i can sit around all day and do nothing, and then do more nothing at night
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 06:09 AM
time for class. so happy it's friday!
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 08:49 AM
so glad that all i have left for one of my classes is the final. and that's next week instead of during finals week! so i only have to go to that class 1 more time!
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 08:50 AM
for some reason, it doesn;t feel like friday. but almost every other day this week has felt like friday
bushwickbill
12-02-2005, 09:55 AM
huh?
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 09:56 AM
what? the friday thing? it just doesn;t feel like friday. but every day this week has felt like it's friday and the weekend was there. but now it's here and it doesn;t feel like it
bjk311nh
12-02-2005, 10:00 AM
so glad that all i have left for one of my classes is the final. and that's next week instead of during finals week! so i only have to go to that class 1 more time!
When are your finals? Mine start the 12th.........can't wait. Next week I have two projects that really haven't been started, and one of them is the dreaded group project. I know they'll get done but not looking forward to doing them :(
And yea, nite classes suck. Im taking 8 and 9am classes next semester cuz I hated the 3 hour classes so much. My opinion though
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 10:27 AM
i have 2 finals next week, but finals week starts on the 12th. i have 4 finals that week
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 10:28 AM
they actually had a good lunch today!!!! but that's cause there's prospective student tours today and they eat at this dorm's cafeteria so they have to have good food
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 10:40 AM
Starscream you are taking six classes this semester. God 4 classes are driving me nuts.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 10:45 AM
6 is death! too bad i have to do the same for 2 more semesters to even have a shot at graduating next december
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 11:03 AM
That is crazy why not just wait till the following May to graduate. Granted I have gone for two straight years including summer to graduate hopefully next May.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 11:04 AM
you don't live here. i want out
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:15 AM
YO!!!!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/roccom33/vito.jpg
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:16 AM
Internet is working again in my room!!!!!!!!
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:17 AM
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:17 AM
except I got a lot of homework to do
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:18 AM
so I'll be back tonight after work
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:20 AM
about 2am I'll be back
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:21 AM
seacrest out
:D
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:22 AM
p.s.
I will never say that again
trustno1
12-02-2005, 11:34 AM
Mornin'.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 12:44 PM
holy crap, i just about broke my wrists doing my last max benchpress test!
trustno1
12-02-2005, 12:45 PM
How much weight did you press?
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 12:47 PM
my max was 215 for the day after i failed to get 220 up. what really killed me was the endurance at 150 lbs after that
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 12:53 PM
i'm lifting as part of a drug study. get $300 to take a protein shake 2x a day and lift
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 01:10 PM
actually, it was a whole program. we lifted 3 days a week for 4 weeks. then we started the supplement 2 time a day and reduced the lifting to once a week for 4 weeks. then we went to no lifting and stayed the same for the supplement.
and we're only doing benchpress and leg extensions, so it's not like we're doing tons of stuff. we're in the final week of the study, so tomorrow will be my last day of lifting and that's my max leg extension test
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 01:27 PM
i haven;t seen any changes, but my strength rocketed after the initial 4 weeks for bench. it went up after the next 4 weeks, but went down only 5 lbs for bench.
trustno1
12-02-2005, 01:44 PM
Did all that lifting do anything for the gut? ;)
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 01:47 PM
nope. the sitting around in the dorm room had the negative affect on the gut
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 01:52 PM
hey, the gut has nothing really to do with the ladies. my laziness has everything to do with the nonexistence of the ladies
trustno1
12-02-2005, 01:53 PM
Laziness AND painful shyness.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 01:54 PM
yeah, forgot about the shyness
trustno1
12-02-2005, 01:56 PM
Well, WE didn't.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 02:05 PM
there are plenty of hot chicks, but they seem like they'd be waaaaaaaaaay outta my league
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 02:15 PM
well, i do actually walk with that attitude. i just don't do anything
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 02:21 PM
you might also wait for vancouver or detroit. might go with la if they stay hot. those would be the best bets for the western conference teams
and yeah, chicks do need to wear something and make it clear. and they need to stop with the little head games they play! just let us know if you like us or not! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 02:35 PM
that's actually not a bad idea, but i don't think a lot of people actually know about craigslist. hell, i only know about it because my sister looked for apartments on there or something like that
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 03:06 PM
think i'm gonna go toy huntin tonight since it's pretty much guaranteed that tomorrow the stores will be crowded
trustno1
12-02-2005, 03:09 PM
Ah, yes, the Friday Night Toy Hunt. I remember it well. (Not.)
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 03:16 PM
does she have a pic?
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 03:55 PM
good luck djh
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 03:56 PM
almost time for dinner here. not looking forward to walking over to another dorm to eat
my boy is now tonsil-less..
and driving to the hospital was harrowing, about 50 yards ahead of me, a car swerved right from the middle lane and then over-corrected I guess, or got some grip on a part that wasn't icy anymore, cuz he went and plowed into the guy in front of me in my lane.. I hit the brakes which didn't do much good, but luckily they weren't slowing down very quickly either.. I managed to slow down enough to get through the initial mess, and when I looked back, the road was blocked with crashed cars, probably they couldn't stop when they saw the mess ahead.. LUCKY DAY!!!
trustno1
12-02-2005, 04:39 PM
You'd think people in Calgary had never driven on icy/snowy roads before.
trustno1
12-02-2005, 04:39 PM
And I'm over 1,000 posts again. Whoopee!!!!!!!!
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 04:47 PM
good to hear you're alright brew
Thanks..
And it's not like anyone was speeding Shawn, we were doing 60-70 on Glenmore between Deerfoot and Blackfoot, the guy must have hit some black ice and unfortunately was angled when he got his grip again.. forgot to steer properly I guess.. sucked.. what a way to start the weekend..
and there were cops and ambulance about a mile away going the other direction, and traffic was backed up that way as well.. hands full.. thank God for our emergency workers!
trustno1
12-02-2005, 04:53 PM
Might make the news on TV tonight.
-Shaun
I'm going to check it out in a couple minutes :)
Flames bite on Huselius
Florida has been using the Swedish winger as trade bait and finally found a taker in Calgary.
Sportsnet.ca -- The Florida Panthers have finally found a home for Kristian Huselius. As first reported by Sportsnet, Huselius was traded to the Calgary Flames Friday in exchange for defenceman Steve Montador and prospect centre Dustin Johner.doh, when I heard traded to Florida, I almost got my hopes up!
trustno1
12-02-2005, 04:57 PM
Yeah, Dr. Phil's almost over.;)
Gelinas23
12-02-2005, 05:05 PM
nothing on GLobal, just the big crash last night
trustno1
12-02-2005, 05:07 PM
Where was the crash?
trustno1
12-02-2005, 05:11 PM
Geli's got enough posts. Go back to the right-side brain personality.
we were doing 60-70 on Glenmore between Deerfoot and Blackfoot,..:cool:
trustno1
12-02-2005, 05:18 PM
Thought the wreck was today.
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 05:24 PM
Wow friday nights are going to suck now. Nothing on TV that is worth anything when football comes to an end.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 05:27 PM
poor geli hoping gelinas would return
yeah :(
and Trust, it WAS today, this morning, about 10am
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 05:30 PM
hell yeah!!!! new episode of monk!!!!!!!!
trustno1
12-02-2005, 05:36 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Pizza for supper tonight.
INTERESTING!
Vancouver Canucks acquire goalie Maxime Ouellet from Washington
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Pizza for supper tonight.same here, some little frozen ones :)
trustno1
12-02-2005, 05:39 PM
Who'd Vancouver give up for Ouellet?
5th round draft pick
and no secret
Maas to Hamilton; McManus to Edmonton
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 05:45 PM
wonder if cloutier's hurt worse than they thought, or maybe they finally realized he's a worthless sack of crap
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 05:48 PM
good. i'd love to never see cloutier play again
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 05:53 PM
Actually the show Numbers on CBS is not bad. There some decent comedies on ABC, Hope and Faith is not bad, it does have it's moment. Fox has Killer Instinct, that is also not a bad show. Also there is a Monk christmas special on USA that is on tonite!!!
Killer Instinct is also cancelled. Fox is showing all the episodes it's ordered then it's gone forever. Yeah I will ave to catch Monk tonight.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 05:59 PM
fox can rot in hell for basically cancelling arrested development
trustno1
12-02-2005, 06:45 PM
New Law and Order tonight.
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 06:46 PM
fox can rot in hell for basically cancelling arrested development
ABC is heading that way for me. Now since Alias is going away, the only thing I watch on there is Lost. Fox has 3 shows I actually watch that aren't cancelled. NBC has two shows for me and CBS has none. Mostly I watch sports and cable stations.
bjk311nh
12-02-2005, 07:01 PM
6 is death! too bad i have to do the same for 2 more semesters to even have a shot at graduating next december
I have to do that next semester to get back on track. I withdrew from Physics cuz I failed the first test badly. He said if you got higher than a 30 you passed. Well I didn't, so I left. The good thing is one of my classes next semester is healthy weight management, full semester though.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 07:15 PM
hey djh, what time's your date? just got back from huntin and now i have nothing to do
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 07:27 PM
Damn, you serious. I mean I know the show was a tad hokie, and overacted. Butit was still a decent show.... Well that means one less show I hav to Tivo. Should make it easier to get caught up on my tivo!!!!
Yeah ABC announced that in May Alias will end. So J.J. Abbrams has enough time to make a decent ending to the show.
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 07:30 PM
i think alias was gonna have to be taken off cause i doubt jen garner would wanna work on the show with the kid and affleck leaving her (it'll happen). and then shows always tank when they try to replace the main character
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 07:40 PM
my night might not be over yet! some of my friends are tryin to get together and i'll definetly be in for whatever
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 08:01 PM
headin out in a few minutes. have fun on your date djh
starscream's ghost
12-02-2005, 08:07 PM
i won't. they're not drinkers
R. Giles
12-02-2005, 08:50 PM
heheheh, oh, was talking about Killer Instinct. Never did get into Alias!!! sorry!!!!
That's ok. Yeah I read that in my paper this afternoon about killer instinct. Other sites have had the show as pretty much cancelled for the past 2 weeks.
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:46 PM
What an awful night
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:47 PM
my phone got stolen from the employee break room
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:48 PM
the worst part is knowing that I work with the ******* the stole it
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:48 PM
just wish I knew who the piece of **** is
rocco
12-02-2005, 11:50 PM
$275 down the drain
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:02 AM
why didn't you have your phone with you in a pocket?
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:03 AM
decent night here. played some cards, watched a science thing, watched some softcore stuff with krista allen in it
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:05 AM
gonna head to bed here in a few once i take my shake and brush my teeth
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:14 AM
good night. GO AVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GO NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rocco
12-03-2005, 02:27 AM
why didn't you have your phone with you in a pocket?
because it was on my holster clip. When I sat down, it was poking me so I put it on the table
rocco
12-03-2005, 02:32 AM
I'm going to use my sidekick until the Razr V3i comes out (has Itunes on it)
I hate thieving bastards.. :mad:
Red Wing
12-03-2005, 07:55 AM
Oh, it's gonna be one of THOSE days. Just made myself a nice pot of hot water!!! Now time to go make that pot of Coffee that I REALLY want:o
Red Wing
12-03-2005, 08:21 AM
The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland. One day
he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his
congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He
walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Miss
Fitzgerald", he said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my
congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Sure", she said with a slur, obviously
very drunk. When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave
back and forth.
The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her
arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to
the floor.
After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of
Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The pub
landlord looked over and said,"Oi mate, we won't have any of that carrying
on in this pub."
The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you don't understand,
I'm Pastor Fluff."
The landlord nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as
well finish .:D
Gelinas23
12-03-2005, 08:31 AM
hahaha
trustno1
12-03-2005, 10:51 AM
Mornin'.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:23 AM
lol!!!!
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:24 AM
nice day here. woke up and it was snowing!!!!! so glad i went toy hunting last night when it was clear cause thesnow was thick and it doesn't appear that anyone;s going to plow the streets today
trustno1
12-03-2005, 11:24 AM
Find anything last night, Robb?
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:28 AM
i found one transformer. i did see nfl12, which gives me hope that when nhl10 hits i won't have to wait a month for it to get to the tru
trustno1
12-03-2005, 11:49 AM
One week from today I should have my sweaty paws on a case of NHL 10.
Can't wait!. My first case. Oh boy!
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 12:16 PM
i can;t wait for my pre-ordered aebi to arrive
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 12:17 PM
too bad it stopped snowing. really wish it'd at least keep coming down a little cause i love when it snows
I can't wait for my jersey to get SENT!!
;)http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog740/folder17002/img1509470.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/phmstronge/Geli/Oct5vsAtlKatrinaSMALL.JPG
trustno1
12-03-2005, 12:50 PM
Brew, what kind of pix will we be treated to when the jersey arrives? As if we didn't already know.:)
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 12:53 PM
so bored!!!!!!!!! nothing on tv. might have to do homework
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 12:53 PM
did just find one of my avs 8x10 auto "grails" on ebay. found a marchment with a low bin
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:01 PM
geex, i was so bored that i remembered to brush my teeth
trustno1
12-03-2005, 01:37 PM
Proper dental hygiene is always a good thing.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:38 PM
i know. but on the weekends i always forget to brush after brunch
trustno1
12-03-2005, 01:44 PM
Pretty slow around here today, too. Too damn cold to really want to do anything.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 01:50 PM
i almost took a nap
Brew, what kind of pix will we be treated to when the jersey arrives? As if we didn't already know.:)I'll take one of me wearing it, and then put the usual back and front photos on the webshots page.. any marks I find as well will probably get a pic..
congrats on the 8x10 find!
There's a new Gelinas card on ebay, hope I win it..
I'm bored too.. the boy can't play after his tonsillectomy, and the other boy wants to wrestle. hehe. and it's too cold to go outside..
I have a set of these available..
http://cgi.ebay.com/05-06-UD-MCDONALDS-HOCKEY-SET-OF-57-CARDS-W-CROSBY-RC_W0QQitemZ8731086899QQcategoryZ37801QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 07:18 PM
finally gettin around to watchin last night;s episode of monk. freakin hilarious that he has to be santa in the mall!!!!!!!
trustno1
12-03-2005, 08:37 PM
First time they've won in Pittsburgh since '89.
odd
Won this tonight, hoot
http://cgi.ebay.com/05-06-MARTIN-GELINAS-UD-BLACK-DIAMOND-RUBY-55-100-14_W0QQitemZ8732308202QQcategoryZ44900QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 08:42 PM
nice find brew
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 08:43 PM
think it's time for a shower
trustno1
12-03-2005, 09:04 PM
Time for me to go. Try to catch y'all tomorrow.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:08 PM
see ya trust
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 09:12 PM
Hope my Thrashers can win against the Ducks.
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 09:14 PM
God I wish I didn't have to go to work today. It was rainy and chilly, which is horrible in my line of work. The only good thing was I got paid to stand around and throw a ball around my shop.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:19 PM
where do you work?
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:22 PM
damn it! i always forget that tna impact is on right now every saturday!
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 09:28 PM
where do you work?
I work at a Toyota dealership as one of the detail people. So when it gets cold and rainy, it's not nice and very boring.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:31 PM
i see
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 09:44 PM
Crap, Peter Bondra just got injured in the Ducks game.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:46 PM
good thing you guys still have kovy and hossa
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 09:49 PM
True but at times it doesn't help. Thursday night the Thrashers got shut out. Goaltending still scares me but Garnett is improving with more playing time.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:51 PM
avs need to be more consistent and be better on defense
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 09:56 PM
The Thrashers need to be more aggressive on the powerplay. Some games they can score like mad but lately they suck. Tonight they just had a four minute powerplay and had 3 shots on goal.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 09:58 PM
avs powerplay is horrid, yet somehow they're ranked like #10 on the pp
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:10 PM
avs powerplay is horrid, yet somehow they're ranked like #10 on the pp
Didn't even know that was possible.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:11 PM
yeah, it was weird. i was reading some stats before their last game and it said the avs were #10 on the pp and the pk
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:13 PM
anyone else sick of the blue collar comedy? they overexposed it and i got really sick of it quickly. one of the tour specials was on today and i wasn;t happy about it
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:28 PM
Yeah it's played out. That's why WB has pretty much cancelled the second season of Blue Collar TV. I'm just waiting for the next crappy comedian to get a tv show.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:30 PM
i guarantee the next crappy comedian;s show will go to fox
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:34 PM
oh hell yeah!!!! nuggets beat the heat!!!!!!!!
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:41 PM
What the hell is Speed channel showing. Cars and trucks are going around a figure 8 circle with trailers behind each vehicle. I guess the object is to not get your trailer hit but some guy decided to have a motor home behind his vehicle. The motor home got a vehicle driven right through the back of it.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:44 PM
don't think we have the speed channel. i'm watching howard stern on e! and he's interviewing erica durance from smallville
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:44 PM
and damn, erica is freakin smokin hot!!!! can;t believe she's 26-27
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:52 PM
Yeah she's hot. I might need to go to Canada, they seem to be producing some fine girls for the WB. Erica, Kristen Kruek, and Emily VanCamp all come from Canada.
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:53 PM
Stupid Thrashers lost again. Petrovicky scored the only goal for the Thrashers, but that's ok he's on my fantasy team.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:53 PM
yeah, canada seems to pop out some really hot chicks
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:55 PM
At least I know when I get out of college. My first places to go on vacation are Canada and Eastern Europe. Eastern Europe is like Hungary, Czech Republic.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 10:57 PM
when i get out of college, i have to get a job and move into my bro in-law and sister's place so that it's not empty while he's in iraq and she's living with my parents
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 10:58 PM
Why isn't your sister living at her place?
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:02 PM
first, she'll need some support cause his first deployment got her totally stressed out to the point she was losing her hair. second, they're going to try and have a baby or get pregnant before he leaves so she'll need my mom's help. i guess if the pregnancy thing doesn't happen i'll still live there but she'll probably be there too
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:04 PM
How long will your brother in law be in Iraq or has a time frame not been set?
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:05 PM
they said about a year. he should deploy jan 07 which means he'll be back jan 08
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:06 PM
nice! clerks is on comedy central uncut
avsfan21
12-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Son of a B, Bondra better be alright, he is the only guy on my fantasy team that scores some goals.
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:08 PM
Wow that sucks, and knowing that it's over a year away before going out.
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:09 PM
I hope Bondra's alright also. It looked like maybe a stick to the stomach or something. He was turning to go after the puck and went down.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:09 PM
yeah, he has to start going to specialty schools next month before he can go
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:10 PM
One of guys I worked with today thinks Clerks is crap.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:11 PM
i love clerks! i have the dvd, so i don't need to watch it on tv. but i'm too lazy to bring out the dvd
avsfan21
12-03-2005, 11:12 PM
One of guys I worked with today thinks Clerks is crap. Well he must have no brain clerks rules. Cant wait for Clerks 2 to come out.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:12 PM
clerks2 better be awesome
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:14 PM
Yeah I have the dvd. I've been watching dvds this past week I've only watched once. So on Tuesday I watched Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. That movie made no sense the first time, but the second time it made sense. It's also a pretty good movie.
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:15 PM
Well he must have no brain clerks rules. Cant wait for Clerks 2 to come out.
He has seen Clerks and Mallrats. I don't know if he liked Mallrats, so I need to ask if he is a fan of Kevin Smith or not.
avsfan21
12-03-2005, 11:16 PM
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is a great movie, just that people dont get it.
R. Giles
12-03-2005, 11:17 PM
Jason Mewes better stay clean. I want Dogma 2: Poop monster's revenge.
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:19 PM
oh man, don't start with teh guide! almost everyone i've met up here has read that book and a ton of us went to the movie when it opened. i got it then, but haven;t seen it again since
starscream's ghost
12-03-2005, 11:20 PM
dogma2? not sure if that'd work. well, they did make an entire movie about jay and silent bob so anything's possible
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