THE LONGEST THREAD.....VERSION 3!!!

[starscream's ghost]

in a small way, that kid looks like weber! can't believe anyone would put canadiens gear on their kid, though

[Red Wing]

I can't believe I put it on him!!! I don't evem know where it came from!!!

[starscream's ghost]

here's something i find really weird. paris hilton keeps saying no to playboy. does she not realize she might as well do it and get the @$$load of money since everyone already saw the sex tape?

[Red Wing]

She's blonde, she can't figure that out on her own

[starscream's ghost]

and it doesn;t help that she's a hilton. her mom isn;t that smart

[R. Giles]

I think the pics of her mom at a club in a see threw shirt give the impression she isn't smart.

[R. Giles]

ive got to study for a test on thursday.

[starscream's ghost]

that sounds like fun r giles

[R. Giles]

this afternoon saw that wing commander was on HBO. who was the genius that allowed that crap to be made.

[starscream's ghost]

i hated that movie

[R. Giles]

yeah it is pretty bad.

[starscream's ghost]

time for my worst class of the day. it's just so boring, and it's small so there's no chance to blend into the crowd and go to sleep

[R. Giles]

just take another book and read it in class.

[R. Giles]

the smurfs are on. can't believe boomerang shows the smurfs.

[R. Giles]

Absolutely Fabulous is on BBC America right now. First itme ive actually watched the show. it is down right hiliarious.

[starscream's ghost]

i want to kill myself. that class sucks so horribly bad! and the teacher really is too out of it for my tastes. she almost has a seizure anytime she thinks something is funny! and she kept banging on the board today when she was making a point

[R. Giles]

that would drive me insane

[starscream's ghost]

i've had 5 classes so far and i want to blow the whole class up. except for this one hot dancer chick

[avsfan21]

Ab Fab is great I use to watch it when it came on Comedy Central. Still do watch when I catch it on the BBC.

[starscream's ghost]

never cared for that show

[R. Giles]

i never did either until today.

[avsfan21]

It is one of the few british shows I can get into. The others being Top Gear and Monty Python.

[R. Giles]

oh my god they put the dead grandfather in the living room for visitation.

[starscream's ghost]

only british show i really got into was red dwarf

[R. Giles]

never seen red dwarf.

[starscream's ghost]

i have the whole series on vhs

[R. Giles]

ive seen some benny hill. its funny.

[starscream's ghost]

yeah, it's alright

[avsfan21]

Oh well I am off to work. Later all.

[starscream's ghost]

see ya

[R. Giles]

have fun.

[starscream's ghost]

man, i really hate the new geico gecko! that british accent is too damn annoying!

[starscream's ghost]

wow, i actually agree with tony kornheiser about the kid who wore a broncos jersey to school and got pelted

[starscream's ghost]

and with that, i'm off to class again

[R. Giles]

at times kornheiser says some pretty intelligent things.

[R. Giles]

im thinking of wearing my satan jersey to class tonight.

[R. Giles]

time to get ready and go to school.

[starscream's ghost]

well, at least that class wasn't totally boring

[starscream's ghost]

looks like it'll be a boring night. hopefully the avs win and i'll be able to look forward to the highlights

[starscream's ghost]

about damn time american idol showed that cute blonde that had awesome talent! only took 3 shows!

[starscream's ghost]

wow, and simon didn't have a bad thing to say about her! even said he wanted to see her do well

[starscream's ghost]

lol, this dude just got paula to dance with him during the audition. then he got accepted and picked her up and walked out with her after simon suggested it

[starscream's ghost]

so my views on one of my neighbors wasn't high to begin with, and today it dropped even further. when i got back from class, he asked me something but i couldn't understand what he was saying. so when he repeated it, he was asking if i was cheering because the broncos lost!!!! now, he knows i'm from colorado. i've made that quite clear to the entire floor. i almost smacked him when he asked me that

[starscream's ghost]

omg, this chick just ripped ryan seacrest for being "short"

[starscream's ghost]

oh man, some dude just tried singing uncle kracker like michael jackson would

[starscream's ghost]

gotta love when the entire backstage staff is laughing at the singer right after they start!

[starscream's ghost]

this one dude just held notes for 5 minutes! and then when they asked if he had singing lessons, the guy said he learned from a dvd!

[trustno1]

Nice haul, brew. Must have made your day, huh?:)

[starscream's ghost]

oh man, some sh!+ is about to go down! they've been promoting an uber ***** that hates paula and it's next!

[starscream's ghost]

wow, a dude's auditioning in his dad's firefighter outfit

[starscream's ghost]

wow, a dude's auditioning in his dad's firefighter outfit
and then as the dude started singing, paula looked like someone was pleasuring her under the table. it was kinda weird

[starscream's ghost]

here we go! big fat black chick with no panties fightin paula!

[starscream's ghost]

guess she does have panties, but they censor when she kicks up her leg. i guess at least she's not in a rainbow brite outfit

[starscream's ghost]

what out for rhonetta! she's crazy! simon burned her about her weight, too

[starscream's ghost]

omg, she can't even finish 1 song. she's tried 4 different ones already and barely got 1 line out

[starscream's ghost]

she popped an attitude when she got in there then started singing and was flat. then she popped the attitude again when she left. says she's better than paula. she thinks she's gonna be huge and be bigger than mariah and janet. this ***** will be all over the internet

[R. Giles]

glad i missed it.

[R. Giles]

at least in class tonight we just had to listen to presentations. some were good some were down right horrible and boring.

[starscream's ghost]

that's the problem with student presentations. some can be the best you've ever been there for, and some make you want to shoot yourself in the face!

[starscream's ghost]

omg, i can't believe they had cowher talking about mario lemieux on sportscenter

[R. Giles]

one woman couldnt even do her part in the presentation. she would talk, then became ******ed and didn't know how to pronounce things.

[R. Giles]

what the hell does cowher know about lemieux and hockey.

[starscream's ghost]

apparently, everything since he's been in pittsburgh so long

and damn, that sounds like a terrible presentation! sometimes i want to ask the teachers if we can just end the presentations so i don't have to suffer anymore

[R. Giles]

yeah but luckily the other member knew what she was doing and finished it. then some old woman had a presentation with another woman. they both sucked, so i was drawing during their presentation. at least we got out 5 min. early instead of 5 min. late which could of happened.

[starscream's ghost]

i probably would've slipped some sunglasses on and went to sleep if they were that bad

[R. Giles]

now that i think about it. maybe the penguins should have cowher run the freaking team since he knows everything about pittsburgh.

[R. Giles]

I would have but the teacher was right near me.

[starscream's ghost]

well, that's what the sunglasses are for

[R. Giles]

holy crap. in the county my work and school are in caught a guy with 56 pounds of pot.

[R. Giles]

the sad thing is it was a 3rd grade teachers house the pot was found in.

[starscream's ghost]

OMFG!!!!!!!!! that much pot could kill me a block away!

[R. Giles]

the cops said they could smell it from a good distance with the door open.

[starscream's ghost]

that's too funny. but seriously, that would kill me so fast

[starscream's ghost]

See at Disneyland. BRING MONEY!

[R. Giles]

yeah you need alot of money to go to disneyland.

[starscream's ghost]

it's always been that way. i've been to land once and world twice. good thing i was always too old to understand money

[R. Giles]

ive only gone to disneyworld. now its like 56 dollars a freakin ticket. no wonder disney makes no money, people dont pay the ridiculous prices and dont care for the crap they put out.

[starscream's ghost]

oh, i'm sure plenty of people go. but then no one buys anything else while they're there

[R. Giles]

i guess it takes alot of money to pay the idiot to wear the goofy custome all day.

[starscream's ghost]

or it costs a lot to run rides that no one goes on

[R. Giles]

could be. might be the 12000 meals that are prepared a day.

[starscream's ghost]

didn't think about that

[R. Giles]

i wonder if espn will show anymore hockey highlights.

[R. Giles]

espn showed florida vs. tampa bay highlights. loungo stopped 48 shots in the game.

[starscream's ghost]

looks like hockey will make the top ten

[R. Giles]

too bad the avs didnt make the top 10.

[starscream's ghost]

meh, at least hockey made it

[R. Giles]

true. that move by sullivan was pretty good.

[starscream's ghost]

can't believe the preds are in the lead in the central. still think they're overrated

[R. Giles]

only time will tell if they are overrated.

[starscream's ghost]

i guess

[R. Giles]

just watched greg the bunny on IFC. Don't understand why IFC brought it back since there are only two characters Greg and Warren. Also one guy does all the voices, but it can be funny. One good thing though is they use language Fox wouldnt allow.

[starscream's ghost]

i was gonna try to catch it, but i don't have ifc. and when i heard about the new format, i was kinda turned off. i'll just enjoy my dvd

[R. Giles]

yeah i should have never watched it.

[R. Giles]

at least invader zim comes on at 1 on N-toons.

[starscream's ghost]

one of my friends would go crazy if he heard zim was on. he loves that damn show

[R. Giles]

ive only seen one show and it was good. Yeah too bad NTOON is only on digital cable or satallite. Zim comes on at 1 and 1:30.

[starscream's ghost]

never saw zim

[R. Giles]

me either until i got this station. pretty funny a bee just destroyed his craft.

[R. Giles]

i noticed earlier on the scifi channel. they were showing some horrible movie about some guy that trained rats to attack. except it was willard.

[starscream's ghost]

guess i'll never get into it since it's only basic cable in the dorms and i;m too cheap to spring for digital

[R. Giles]

no problem with being cheap. you are a college student we are supposed to be cheap.

[starscream's ghost]

yeah. it'd be different if there was some great stuff that came with the digital package, but there's nothing special

[R. Giles]

the only thing is it allows me to have more options. so if nothing is on basic cable head to the extra channels and will probably find something on.

[starscream's ghost]

i guess that's true. but i just don;t think it's worth the extra cost

[starscream's ghost]

i'm headin off. GO AVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 GO NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R. Giles]

later Robb.

[avsfan21]

Wow work was fun.

[R. Giles]

busy night.

[R. Giles]

if you taped the avs game. enjoy it.

[avsfan21]

I did watch the Thrashers lose at work. Of course I taped the game what kind of fan would I be if I didnt, but I need to watch the Avs game last I saw on the Thrashers game it was 1-0 avs with 15 minutes left in the 1st.

[R. Giles]

yeah i got to see the thrashers score when i got home from work. they have some work to do again.

[R. Giles]

just noticed that on invader zim. one of the voices is the mail call dude.

[R. Giles]

im off for the night.

[avsfan21]

later giles.

[avsfan21]

Oh my god Brew. Giles has just commited a sacrilege and needs to be castrated. He dropped Gelinas from his fantasy team.

[starscream's ghost]

what? geli had 2 assists last night. why would you drop him?

[brew]

I understand.. he's not in MY pool .. he's not a PP specialist or anything

[starscream's ghost]

too bad you didn't have kobasew, sauve, or avery. one got the points while the others got the pims

[brew]

hehe.. I wish I didn't have to work last night, I missed the game :(

[brew]

what was the thread that Mark deleted? I missed it all

[starscream's ghost]

i think you would be glad you missed that slaughter

[starscream's ghost]

it was another brokeback mountain joke. had to do with an all male basketball team that went that way

[starscream's ghost]

omg, i was flipping channels and star jones looks like a damn alien! i think she needs to gain some of the weight back, cause she scared the crap outta me

[starscream's ghost]

oh damn, skip bayless just called charles barkley jabba the hutt on cold pizza!

[Red Wing]

A young Newfoundlander moved to California and went to a big mega-department store looking for a job.
The manager said, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The newfie said, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Newfoundland."
Well, the boss liked the Newfoundlander (of course) so he gave him the job.
The manager said, "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
The Newfie said, "One."
The manager said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a ay. How much was the sale for?"
The newfie said, "$101,237.64"
The manager gasped, "$101.237.64? What did you sell?"
The newfie said, "I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Sea Ray. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Suburban."
The manager said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The newfie said, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I told him that since his weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing.:D

[starscream's ghost]

that's great!

[starscream's ghost]

http://www.wolfmanproductions.com/leahy.htm
omg, this guy is coming to the school tonight. i'm tempted to go just to stir up some trouble, especially since it's a religious group that's bringing him in

[R. Giles]

i dropped gelinas because he just isnt putting points up. No real goals or assists plus no real PIM.

[R. Giles]

i guess the guy doesn't like dipping the stick.

[R. Giles]

maybe star jones and nicole richie could get together. then they could go around being the freaks from venus.

[starscream's ghost]

you could say that about a lot of female celebs

[rocco]

YO!!!

[starscream's ghost]

wow, rocco must be on his sidekick

[rocco]

hehe.. I wish I didn't have to work last night, I missed the game

You missed your team get spanked and you are disappointed :confused:

[rocco]

wow, rocco must be on his sidekick
nope

[starscream's ghost]

you're at home?

[rocco]

yes I'm at home... why do you ask?

[rocco]

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AT ROB?!?!?!

:D

[starscream's ghost]

its just that you haven't posted during the day in quite awhile

[rocco]

I'm guessing you are surprised I'm not in school

[starscream's ghost]

or perhaps i'm stalking you right now

[rocco]

its just that you haven't posted during the day in quite awhile
I know

[starscream's ghost]

yeah, that too

[rocco]

or perhaps i'm stalking you right now
you bastard

[rocco]

You can't stalk me until next year when I come to Colorado for an Avs game!!!!!

[starscream's ghost]

that's if i'm back in colorado by then

[rocco]

There is no way I'm not going next year... I don't give a crap what my parents say

[rocco]

that's if i'm back in colorado by then
it will most likely be during school break

[starscream's ghost]

that's a great attitude to have rocco

[R. Giles]

rocco goings to runaway and we know where to.

[rocco]

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=152247&hubname=

No fines or suspensions

[starscream's ghost]

i saw that about sauve. figured they'd way the rule

[rocco]

that's a great attitude to have rocco
damn right... they were going to let me go this year, so there should be no reason for them not to let me go next year. Hell, I'll be 21

[rocco]

rocco goings to runaway and we know where to.
don't tell :(

[starscream's ghost]

why didn't you go this year?

[rocco]

aw damnit.... I was going to watch the Pens/Caps game tonight but I just realized that I got class tonight 6-10 :mad:

[starscream's ghost]

sucka! my only class today is at 2:30

[rocco]

why didn't you go this year?
they said they wanted me to save my money for the trip to Vegas, which by the way I haven't heard them talk about in quite some time

[starscream's ghost]

trip to vegas, eh? my bro's thinkin about going to vegas for his birthday since it'll be his 21st and he's in la

[R. Giles]

you dont need to go vegas. its overrated.

[rocco]

sucka! my only class today is at 2:30
I didn't have a choice... my shedule isn't too bad though...

Monday - 11-12
Tuesday - 11-12, 6-10
Wednesday - 11-12, 6-10
Thursday - 11-12
Friday - not a damn thing!

[rocco]

you dont need to go vegas. its overrated.
I can't even gamble in this damn state... it won't be overrated for me

[starscream's ghost]

well, the schedule's not bad since you also have a job

[R. Giles]

i can play the lottery in my state but don't.

[rocco]

reason I can't though is because my father works for the RI Lottery. Anyone that lives in his house can't play in RI

[rocco]

some pics from last night's game

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD109012422_1024x768.jpg

Anyone notice something about Boughner's stick here? Look at the number... its Skrastins' stick

[starscream's ghost]

that would suck. you could always move out, but wouldn't a different rule apply since you work there?

[R. Giles]

that sucks.

[rocco]

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD108012422_1024x768.jpg

Here is Breezy... most likely pulling a breezy

[R. Giles]

i guess he forgot to get one of his sticks.

[rocco]

that would suck. you could always move out, but wouldn't a different rule apply since you work there?
you mean the casino?

If I moved out I could play anything I wanted to. However, since I work at Lincoln Park, if I wan't to play there then I can, but I cannot play the Jumbo Jackpot Progressive or participate in any promotions

[starscream's ghost]

i see

[rocco]

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD111012422_1024x768.jpg

Sakic 2nd goal celebrating with JML

[rocco]

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD112012423_1024x768.jpg

Skrastins wanting some more

[rocco]

This was a great save by Aebi... I thought it was going to go in, but he surprised me!!!

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD110012423_1024x768.jpg

[R. Giles]

the look on his face makes me think he thought it was going to go in.

[rocco]

the Tangs goal... Blake is probably saying "How the **** did you get that one in!"

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD114012500_1024x768.jpg

[rocco]

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD113012500_1024x768.jpg

gonna cry about it? :D

[rocco]

http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD117012500_1024x768.jpg
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD118012500_1024x768.jpg
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD116012500_1024x768.jpg

[R. Giles]

aebi wanted to go by those pictures. Sauve looks like a little girl in those pictures.

[rocco]

And your first star of the game...

#19 JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE SAKIC!!!!!!!!!!!
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/COJD115012500_1024x768.jpg

[brew]

Alberta Supreme Court Custody Decision

A seven year old boy was the centre of attention when he challenged a
court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history
of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and
refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his
grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

In an unprecedented court ruling, the judge dramatically allowed the boy
to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the
Edmonton Oilers this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are
not capable of beating anyone......

[starscream's ghost]

those are nice pics

[starscream's ghost]

Alberta Supreme Court Custody Decision

A seven year old boy was the centre of attention when he challenged a
court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history
of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and
refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his
grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

In an unprecedented court ruling, the judge dramatically allowed the boy
to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the
Edmonton Oilers this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are
not capable of beating anyone......
i remember when someone posted that about the raiders

[Red Wing]

hahaha good one

[R. Giles]

same here ssg.

[brew]

I thought the Flames didn't do too badly after playing in Edmonton the night before.. Had to catch a bus to the airport, fly to Denver and bus to the hotel, they got in about 3:30 or so.. rotten schedule..

[starscream's ghost]

it seems to be the norm for the team that plays the night before to lose

[R. Giles]

can't believe hbo famiy is showing super babies. that has to be they worst movie ever made if gigli is better.

[rocco]

I'm off to McDonalds. Classic Crispy Chicken value meal with Orange HI-C!!!

[R. Giles]

i need to go get something to eat.

[starscream's ghost]

my lunch sucked! i thought the cheese quesadillas they had were gonna be good, but they sucked

[R. Giles]

i had some hot dogs. about the only thing in my house to eat.

[starscream's ghost]

only thing to eat in my room is protein bars

[R. Giles]

yeah i would of gone with what the cafeteria was serving.

[R. Giles]

espn sucks. who cares about senior bowl practice.

[starscream's ghost]

everyone does! and thats cause espn really has nothing else to show during the day

[R. Giles]

just give woody paige another show.

[starscream's ghost]

lol, that would actually work for me

[avsfan21]

I dont know what to think about Woody. Seems kind of like a trader moving to New York and all.

[R. Giles]

hes still a homer though even if he is in new york.

[starscream's ghost]

well, he wasn't always on the side of denver so i'm not mad he left. and i'm especially not mad since he's on up to two times a day on espn

[starscream's ghost]

i wouldn't call him much of a homer after he destroyed his broncos clock to start monday's around the horn!

[starscream's ghost]

time for me to head off to class. gonna try studying for that online test while i'm there

[R. Giles]

i count 3 times. Cold pizza, 1st and 10 and also around the horn.

[R. Giles]

i missed mondays show.

[starscream's ghost]

but 1st and 10 is on cold pizza

[R. Giles]

have fun in class.

[R. Giles]

true but they also made it its own show.

[sir,Shivy]

CALM DOWN

[starscream's ghost]

who are you telling to calm down?

[starscream's ghost]

so i got some very disturbing news from my theater prof. he told us in class that most people only get a c or d in his class! even the theater majors don't do well! kinda says something about the way the class is taught. at least the guy's cool, even though i think he lost his mind years ago

[starscream's ghost]

can someone explain to me why roger lodge is on jim rome?

[starscream's ghost]

lol, they're gonna use the "goalie fight" from last night on around the horn

[starscream's ghost]

man, reali is stickin it to woody today! 1 point after the first segment!

[starscream's ghost]

geez, reali is killin woody! gave him -1 after the first buy or sell, and then gave him 9 total points on the next one

[starscream's ghost]

oh man! tony just screwed adande! woody tied him for last, and tony had to correct cowlishaw and since adande was next to tim he go the mute and elimination!

[starscream's ghost]

are there so many sports teams out there that we have to give new teams just numbers? the houston 1836 are the newest mls franchise! what the crap

[starscream's ghost]

gonna head out in about 15 to retake that online test

[starscream's ghost]

decided against going to that speech tonight cause no one would go with me. i'd rather have someone else there that could at least be a witness to what i had to say

[starscream's ghost]

and i decided i'd rather catch lost when it was on instead of going back and watching the tape

[R. Giles]

why was woody getting clobbered on around the horn?

[R. Giles]

nice of the teacher to tell you what you will make.

[R. Giles]

my teacher today in class was dogging CNN for the way they tell stories.

[R. Giles]

after school went and got some bar b que.

[starscream's ghost]

talk about a turnaround!!!! went from a 40% to a 100% on the test! still missed one, but it was an extra credit question

[R. Giles]

not bad.

[R. Giles]

wow looks like randy and the other dude get mad at each other again.

[starscream's ghost]

of course, it wouldn't be a season of american idol without a judges fight

[R. Giles]

at least Lost is 30 min. away. there is nothing on at 8 or 8:30

[starscream's ghost]

i watch a few other shows before lost, but i'm flippin between those and idol

[R. Giles]

so you watch Freddie on ABC.

[starscream's ghost]

nope. i watch george lopez and then yes, dear

[R. Giles]

im watching meet the fockers right now.

[R. Giles]

9 min till Lost.

[R. Giles]

Lost time is here.

[starscream's ghost]

had to record the part of idol where simon leaves cause i was talkin to my dad on the phone

[R. Giles]

i missed that part also.

[starscream's ghost]

man, it wasn't even for something big. just seems like he was really cranky and worn out from the day so he left

[R. Giles]

can't blame him. San Fran can do that to you.

[starscream's ghost]

i think part of it was that randy kept telling people simon was just having a bad day

[R. Giles]

Lost isn't too bad tonight.

[R. Giles]

i will say. the little ive seen of crumbs, it wasnt that bad.

[starscream's ghost]

i wanted to watch crumbs, but it's on at the same time as the oc. i thought it'd be kinda like arrested development

[R. Giles]

it somewhat is.

[starscream's ghost]

little bit disappointed with lost this week. i think the story would've been better for season 1. i really have no clue why they decided to have the charlie flashbacks since it didn't seem important to charlie's story except for maybe the beginning

[R. Giles]

that is true. charlie went nuts at the end though.

[R. Giles]

watching smallville from last week.

[starscream's ghost]

i'm watchin the new drawn together