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Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 07:06 PM
Welcome to the newest version of the Spawn.com Board Dictionary. Feel free to browse around and familiarize yourself with some of the abbreviations and definitions, and if you have any questions please ask. Also, if you have an addition you'd like me to include, or if you find a mistake go ahead and post it and I will review it.

Spawn Board Abbreviations:

AOC: Avatar_of_Chaos
AOD: Arsenal of Doom, Army of Darkness
AOF: Architechts of Fear
AOS: Adventures of Spawn
BAF:Build-A-Fig
BST: Buy/Sell/Trade
CC: Collector's Club, Credit Card, Cult Classics
CC(E, X):Collector's Club Exclusive
COTS: Curse of the Spawn
DAPoD: DECPTICON ANAL PROBE of DOOM
Dlvd: Delivered
FF': Final Fantasy or Fantastic Four
F/S: For Sale
F/T: For Trade
FTW: For the Win!
FWIW: For What It's Worth
GOW: Gears of War or God of War
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
IMO: In My Opinion
IP: Infernal Parade... or Internet Provider
JJY: Jumping Jehosphat Yeehaw
JMHO: Just My Humble Opinion
JMO: Just My Opinion
LOTR: Lord of the Rings
McF: McFarlane, or The Lord Our Todd
MI(B, C, P):Mint in (Box, Clamshell, Package)
MIM(B, C, P): Mint in Mint (Box, Clamshell, Package)
MLP: My Little Pony
MM: Movie Maniacs, McFarlane's Monsters, McFarlane's Military
MOC: Mint on Card
MOM: Man of Miracles
MOMC: Mint on Mint Card
MOTU: Masters of the Universe
MS: Medieval Spawn, Marvel Select
NB (C, X): Nightmare Before Christmas
NECA: National Entertainment Collectibles Association
NP: Now Playing
NTS: New Toy Stink/Smell
OMC: Open-Mouth Candyman
OT: Off Topic
P2A: Page 2 Award
POTC: Pirates of the Caribbean
PS: Photoshop
SDCC: San Diego Comic Con
SF: Street Fighter
SOTA: State of the Art
ST: Star Trek
StV: Steve the Victim
SW: Star Wars
SWP: Stan Winston Productions
SV: Silly Violator
TF: Transformers or Transformer Fan
TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TMP: Todd McFarlane Productions
TNS: Testing New Sig
TS: Tortured Souls
WOR: Wings of Redemption



BUMP: Not updating thread, just moving it to the top (bumping)
TTT: To the Top (See BUMP)

Necroz: aka: Necro-Bumping: Bumping long-dead threads and giving them new life
Zombing: aka: Zombie-Bumping: Bumping long-dead threads in ways that turn them into unholy threads dedicated to wandering, shifting and random topics, as a shadow of their former selves, and with a taste for brains and a tendency to attack the first page.

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 07:06 PM
Mini Board Dictionary:
1st : This need no explanation. You're fuggin first.
2-Up: Sculpted figure that is the base for what ends up in the stores. It is twice as large as the fig, thus its name.
6" Scale: Figure scale on which 1" would correspond to 1 foot.
Accessories: Any additional item(s) that are included in the package or associated with the action figure which are sold separately. Such as weapons, vehicles or playsets.
Administrator (Admin): Runs the message board and is not nearly as involved w/ communicating w/ the board members as the Mod.
After-Market: The market upon which an action figure is sold after it's initial retail availability. Usually associated with toy shows, conventions, privately owned specialty shops, and collectors selling their personal collections.
Articulation: a combination of joints that allow movement and poseability. Some articulations is very useful and some is pointless. Articulation tends to break up sculpt in some areas. It is very cool for poseability though.
As$peg:Plastic rod, often with a ball joint on the end, that couples the figure's torso with the lower hip section. Originally coined by Biohazard.
Ball Joint: derives its name from its appearance and gives articulation in 2 planes. Most commonly seen in necks, shoulders, hips and some ankles.
Banned: Jon says bye bye to you cause you messed up. Can be permanent of temporary but disables ability to sign into your account.
Bendie(s): A type of toy manufacturing process wherein rubber is molded around a wire armature making the piece extremely flexible. Some figures are entirely constructed this way while others may have only parts (such as arms, legs, etc.) incorporated into the figure.
Blackboard: The old Spawn.com message board or the UNREAL Spawn board
Blister pack: traditional action figure packaging, plastic "bubble" attached to large cardboard backing see also J card
Chase: a figure that is inserted randomly once into every few cases, requiring you to chase after them.
Con (i.e. Bot Con, Comic Con, Sci-Fi Con, etc.) A "con" (short for convention) is a planned event based on a theme where dealers of the after market sell SWAG and other collectibles, merchandise is given out by raffle or contest, special guests make appearances to sign autographs, etc. Usually sponsored by a local interestgroup of the particular genre chosen for the event. Many cons have their own exclusives available.
Crate: The Alimighty Crate, source of the power and majesty of all that is cool. The Crate is a Scorpio, likes beer, long walks on the beach and is a total playa. It knows all, yet claims to know nothing. The Crate was forged by the Great Eric Roberts himself, from the bones of Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, Mr. T and the immortal Captain Jean-Luc Picard and filled with blessed VHS copies of Chunk from The Goonies. Eric Roberts would eventually pour his soul into The Crate, making it the ultimate in bada$sery, and then breathed life back into his own corpse... essentially twinning his soul. Our God is a Stackable God. Bow to its mighty, stackable power.
Custom: Altering a fig in any way that makes it different than it was when it came from the factory. These can be as simple as a light blackwash or as complicated as creating your own fig out of parts.
Customs: multiple customized figures. Also, the branch of a government who deal with people and packages that cross borders. If you're getting something from another country, it will pass through customs.
Cut Joint: Also known as a swivel joint, a cut joint is one that only moves on one plane and derives its name from its appearance.
Dealer: A person who sells toys on the after-market.
Death Sausage: The nickname given to Gemini from Warriors of the Zodiac Series 1
Derail: As in to derail a post or thread. The process of changing the topic away from the intended subject
Die Cast: It’s made of metal… like TF’s used to be.
Duties: Fees determined by Customs to be paid on items that are crossing into thier country. These can hurt.
Enigma: a puzzle or riddle. See: Joranthalus (Enigma wrapped in riddle coated in mystery)
*FAINTS* : just too cool / no farking way / OMFG i cant believe you did that / blood not reaching brain (something that thejikas does every freakin thread)
Goffed: Deleted or edited by a mod (not necessarily the Goffster himself)
Haloz: McF cash cow, causes extreme distress in some older boardies, not to be taken in large doses, may be hazardous to your wallet.
Hoarder: collector who grabs any and every fig of value that they will hold onto and not let the other collectors have, even when they already have 1 or 2 or 12. Such people are usually very irritable while in toy aisles and have been known to lick items in order to keep you from grabbing them. Obsessive collectors who are more about acquiring and storing large quantities rather than being concerned with the quality or in many cases, rarity.
Haul: coming home with something you didn't have before (be it figs, cd's, a man or woman)
In-house property:a licensed property that is held internally and thus requires no fees to purchase the rights. Spawn (TMP) and Traxx (SWP) are perfect examples of in house properties.
IP Address: Your internet provider address. For non-dial up users this is what will be banned and prevent you from logging on. For dial-up users your IP is generated every time you log on and prevents permanent banned sometimes. In that case an IP Area ban would take care of you but would only be used on the Sled since it takes out 95% of the people in an IP area.
J-Hook: A J-Shaped hook on the cards that is used to keep figures on the pegs... older McF toys with bubble cards had them, but they have returned in the age of clamshells
Licensed property: a "well known" character(s) (such as Matrix or AvP) is licensed from their original holders to manufacturers to be used in merchandise.
Loose Figures: Toys that have been set free. Sometimes you just gotta let your boys (or girls) breathe.
Lurker: Person who does not post on the board but visits. They may or may not have a board name registered.
Man Cave: the designated part of a home dedicated to all that is man, but excluding the garage. Man Caves typically include TV's, entertainment centers, offices, collections, sports memorabilia, etc. and sometimes have signs on the door that say "No Girls Allowed." Man Caves are also known as Caves, Dungeons, Chambers of Awesomesauce and Testosteroneville.
Mang (Meng): Messican for "man"
MOC Figures : Figures that are enslaved in their plastic cages, suffocating, wishing to be set free.
Moderator (Mod): Person in charge of a specific forum. Deals with its upkeep, updates and generally is the person questions should be addressed to.
MUNG: teh c00l3st band of teh 3v4r!!!! teh r0xx0rz!!1!!!!!!11!! BBQ!!!!1!

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 07:06 PM
New Toy Stink/Smell: That pungent and addicting odor that comes from inside the packages
n00b : One who exhibits the characteristics of n00bd0m. Usually begins stint on board w/ lame intro or MM request thread. Not time nor posts keep n00bz from becoming Regs or Vets..
Paint apps: short for Paint Applications, each painted-on color counts as a differnt application
Pegwarmer: figure or line that is so unpopular that it sits on the pegs for months, often even when on clearance. Pegwarmers are the Rick Fox of action figures, except he's got Vanessa Williams (this joke was funny before they divorce, trust me). Pegwarmers are also group of board members who post at the Pegwarmers message board.
Peeker (aka Peter Pecker, Peekerman, Peekernaut, Peeks, etc.): my illegitimate father and perhaps one of the greatest bass players to ever come out of Kanada... a collector of massive porportions, he's also slightly fond of beer.
Post *****: A person who posts entirely too much, is almost always on and spends a ton of time on the boards. (I am a post wh0re)
Proof-Of-Purchase (aka UPC): An abbreviation for the white area which displays the bar code for a retail item. Found on most all product packaging from potato chips to toys.
Prototype: These are the test molds of future figures. Usually made for the sole purposeof showing the detail of the figure before it goes into full production and for the most part appear unpainted. Most prototypes never leave the buildings of the manufacture, but some do slip out to be sold on the secondary market. Sometimes they obtained by action figure magazines to be given away in a contest.
R3: Repainted, Resculpted, Revisited... Different than a normal repaint line because of sculpting changes on things such as new heads and paint apps that give the line a totally different feel. (Series 22)
Rehash: Taking a pre-existing sculpt and reusing it. This could mean reusing whole figs or only parts/accessories. Rehashed parts are seen very often in lines with articulation.
Reg: Board Regular. Contributes often and adds to the overall board experience.
Repaint: New paint scheme on a pre-existing figure. Other than a new paint job there are no changes to the fig itself. (Most Reborn/Refresh lines or customs)
Roto: short for roto-casting, a type of toy manufacturing
Sculpey: A wonderful substance that has a wide variety of customizing possibilities.
Sculpt: the actual distinctive look given to the figure. It can be highly detailed, but to achieve this articulation will probably have to be sacrificed in some areas.
Scalper: A person who buys a toy with the intent of selling it above retail/cost and not for their own collection.
Shortpack: Figures that there are less of in the majority of cases. This usually means 1 per case, but sometimes 2 per case is also a shortpack if the line is small.
SKU: Stock Keeping Unit. A common term for a unique numeric identifier, used most commonly in online business to refer to a specific product in inventory or in a catalog. UPC's are commonly used as SKU's.
Sticky: Topic that the mods have stuck at the top of the board so they don't get lost in the jumble of madness that we post. This allows easy access to info and polls instead of having to search for the Daily Updates.
Suicide/Suicide Attempt: When your toy decides it must be free of you and jumps off the shelf onto the floor
Suspended: a new lesser form of banning that tokesone was the guinea pig for.
SWAG: Acronym for Souvenirs, Wearables And Gifts, SWAG includes everything from posters to mouse pads, shirts to shot glasses. For Spawn figure collectors, SWAG would cover Spawn games, stickers, cards, etc.
see: alternate entries SWAGwh0res, Megalithanod, Ghostdawgg, other.
Shempites (Shempers): those former wandering nomads who once posted at the Fake Shemp, currently located at shemp.forumer.com
Sledders: those who post at the35pagesled.
Test-pull: the first "test" of a new toy mold, commonly gray, or left-over colors, that simply tests the quality of how the toys are going to eventually be molded. May or may not feature final articulation
Threadjack: taking a thread by force that someone else started and turning it into your own. This is the extreme version of derailing.
Thread Rat: those who do not start their own post and live continuously the threads of others. Never fail to jump out of a sinking thread only to take refuge in the nearest active thread. Often derail topics.
Tooling: the "molds" that the plastic is poured into.
Troll: Annoying board member who basically contributes little and causes problems whenever and wherever possible. Likes to be fed.
Toy Fair: yearly event for manufacturers to introduce upcoming product lines. Unfortunately, what you see is not always what you will get.
ToyFare: the toy magazine with the grudge against McF for not attending Toy Fair anymore because of ToyFest. They are now the greatest printed champions of NECA, SOTA and Mezco. Unfortunately, what you see is not always what you will get.
ToyFest: a monthly upgraded catalogue of TMP products for the year. This also comes with an article taken from fan suggestions and allows the company much more time to work on the lines rather than rush to get them ready for Toy Fair. Unfortunately, what you see is not always what you will get.
UNREAL'ers: those who post at the UNREAL Spawn board.
Variant: a figure which has multiple variations resulting from anything from missing peg holes to alternate paint apps.
Vet: Veteran Board Member. Been around the block a long time. Some love em, some hate em, but they were here long before most of us.
Whiteboard: The Spawn.com message board.



A Discussion on the use of the word "Grail":

Grail is derived from "Holy Grail" a holy relic long desired by many throughout history but never found. In terms of action figure collection, a grail is something very rare, a figure or object which will take considerable investments of time, effort and/or money to get. its a figure of legendary status, and may or may not have been sold at retail, but in very limited numbers. everyone's definition of a grail cannot be different because a grail is something that the vast majority must reasonably recognize as being rare. most true grails appear to be things that the masses are ignorant of because they're paying more attention to "false idols". a figure from another market CAN be a grail if it's not imported en masse, but it still has to be very rare. a grail is a figure that is nigh unobtainable.

Grail can be applied to niche collections. the grail of ML collectors, the grail of Spawn collectors, the grail of Movie Maniacs collectors, etc but it does not apply to mass produced figures, whether they were shortpacked or chase unless they were extremely limited (less than 1000 and that's pushing it). Collector's Club figures don't even count as grails unless they are sufficienty rare enough. a CC label does not a grail make.

ML Deadpool is not a grail. Cult Classics Mohawk is not a grail. MM Series 1 Freddy is not a grail. Urizen is not a grail, except for one of the paint-masters, or Black Sig, or T. McFarlane, or one of the no-sigs. Chrome-Jason IS a grail. Pewter Raven IS a grail (if the Book of the Dead never comes out) Bloody Chainsaw Ganado is not a grail. ML Phoenix and Dark Phoenix are not grails. Sportspicks have a decent number of grail-worthy figures. The employee-only JLU Hal Jordan figure IS a grail.



How to Post Pics on the Board

1) Have the photo on your hard drive
2) Upload the photo to a hosting site such as Photobucket or Imageshack
3) Copy the photo's URL (right click on the pic and copy the url it gives you)
4) Paste the code into the post box on the board
5) Put tags around the URL
.........ex. [img] http://xyz (http://xyz/)
6) Repeat as needed
7) Post

Shamrock
09-04-2005, 07:09 PM
I've actually seen MM as Mcfarlane's Monsters

And you forgot...

Shamrock: See cool

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 07:12 PM
I haven't gotten around to updating since the last time... when the board purged I lost the whole thing and had to go back to v.2 instead of being able to go ahead to v.4

sir,Shivy
09-04-2005, 07:17 PM
hmm and all i new was btw and lol thanks for the info(lol)

Guilty
09-04-2005, 07:31 PM
needs to be stickied.

Bttl Rvgd Hnk
09-04-2005, 07:56 PM
hmm i think this is more than V.3.

Bttl Rvgd Hnk
09-04-2005, 07:57 PM
missing Meng, nok nok, *** peg, and a few others

The Wasp
09-04-2005, 08:02 PM
Awesome list, but you forgot QDF

raven112
09-04-2005, 08:05 PM
You forgot "RBY" which means ...

http://tinypic.com/ddj5ol.jpg

;)

The Wasp
09-04-2005, 08:06 PM
You forgot "RBY" which means ...

http://tinypic.com/ddj5ol.jpg

;)


LOL!!

Guilty
09-04-2005, 08:17 PM
You forgot SOL.

thejikas
09-04-2005, 08:19 PM
please process this entry also:


*FAINTS* : just too cool / no farking way / OMFG i cant believe you did that / blood not reaching brain

The Wasp
09-04-2005, 08:22 PM
please process this entry also:


*FAINTS* : just too cool / no farking way / OMFG i cant believe you did that / blood not reaching brain

*faints*

Guilty
09-04-2005, 08:23 PM
Also:

***
****
****
****
******
*****
****
****
*****
******
******
***
**********

and so on and so forth

The Wasp
09-04-2005, 08:26 PM
don't forget JJY

gatoloco of zefiro
09-04-2005, 08:34 PM
DMOATG ..... :D

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 08:36 PM
missing Meng, nok nok, *** peg, and a few others

jon asked me to remove *** peg :(

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 08:41 PM
hmm i think this is more than V.3.

it should be the 4th version, but I had to go back to 2 and start over because I didn't save anything and the thread got purged. It did survive 3 purges, though... so I guess it was it's time to die.

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 08:42 PM
oh, and SMAUL will not be added to the Board Dictionary because it is utterly stupid

MangaSpawn64
09-04-2005, 08:43 PM
DMOATG ..... :D

Do Me On A Table Guilty ?

Guilty
09-04-2005, 09:07 PM
Do Me On A Table Guilty ?
INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a *****,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a ****?
It's swell to have a ******,
It's divine to own a ****,
From the tiniest little ******,
To the world's biggest *****.


So three cheers for your **** or **** ******,
Hooray for your ***-**** ******* *****,
Your ***** of ****, your ****** **** ******,
Your ***** or your ****,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Bttl Rvgd Hnk
09-04-2005, 09:34 PM
he said to remove *** peg? Man that was one of Drew's favorites!

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-04-2005, 09:36 PM
he said to remove *** peg? Man that was one of Drew's favorites!

it was before he censored it :p

Icraig78
09-04-2005, 09:44 PM
INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.



Isn't it awfully nice to have a *****,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a ****?
It's swell to have a ******,
It's divine to own a ****,
From the tiniest little ******,
To the world's biggest *****.


So three cheers for your **** or **** ******,
Hooray for your ***-**** ******* *****,
Your ***** of ****, your ****** **** ******,
Your ***** or your ****,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,


And you won't come back.
I use to sing along with this song. lol

Icraig78
09-04-2005, 09:49 PM
Sweet dictionary AoC

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-05-2005, 01:47 PM
up

SLK
09-05-2005, 01:50 PM
You are without a doubt one of the biggest nerds here, Avi. I tried not to let myself see it... but you just keep increasing the nerdiness.

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-05-2005, 01:53 PM
You are without a doubt one of the biggest nerds here, Avi. I tried not to let myself see it... but you just keep increasing the nerdiness.

it's because you're touching yourself more. check your physics book.

Goff's Law:
Avi's nerdiness will increase or decrease directly porportional to the number of times daily that Slacking touches himself while in his computer chair.

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-05-2005, 02:04 PM
DENIED

Guilty
09-05-2005, 07:35 PM
ESQUIRED

baimun
09-05-2005, 07:40 PM
jon asked me to remove *** peg :(

Jon's just jealous because that term has been around here longer than he has. ;)

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-06-2005, 12:20 AM
I got here when Steve was in charge

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 12:25 AM
REPORTED

An account presented usually in detail.
A formal account of the proceedings or transactions of a group.
Law. A published collection of authoritative accounts of court cases or of judicial decisions. Often used in the plural.
Any thread having to do with NECA
Common talk; rumor or gossip: According to report, they eloped.
Reputation; repute: a person of bad report.
An explosive noise: the report of a rifle.


8. Peeker's extra-marital activities, thanks to you ****ers!

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-06-2005, 12:32 AM
I had nothing to do with that

daniel shirkie
09-06-2005, 12:37 AM
DAPoD: DECPTICON ANAL PROBE of DOOM
LMAO

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 12:42 AM
DENIED

Oh god I nearly fell on the floor laughing after that one. Whew...damn..that was a good laugh. I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl, thank you.

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 12:48 AM
I had nothing to do with that
I traced that call....



and you're right.

Magnus_Majere
09-06-2005, 01:27 AM
Just too cool man, green for you!!

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 01:36 AM
hey, he's the spawn of my damn seed!

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 01:37 AM
So is that kid that played Urkel and Gary Coleman....point being?

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 01:38 AM
that none of them have boobs?

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 01:41 AM
I dunno..ever see Gary Coleman naked?

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 01:43 AM
I'm looking at that right now....*drool*

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 01:50 AM
Do you see now? You can't deny your fabulous genetics. That man is a tripod and he gets it from you!

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 01:52 AM
well, I wish he'd give it black....
I mean BACK!
BACK!


that wasn't a racially oriented statrem....****...

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 01:57 AM
He did. Man, you don't remember ****. Remember when we were getting drunk at that bar called "Lolligaggers"? And Gary came in and he had a thimble full of beer and he passed out. So we took him into the bathroom where those truckers robbed us and I had to start up a pay-for-use glory hole?

Well end of story is, Ricky Ricardo was safe.

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 02:38 AM
actually, end of story is this:
WIshy gobbled rod for $$...

sharkier
09-06-2005, 02:39 AM
this thread is coooool~ may be helpful for non-native speakers~~~~

*FAINTS* : ............... blood not reaching brain (something that thejikas does every freakin thread):eek: :D

Peter Peeker
09-06-2005, 03:20 AM
Wishy gobbles rod for $$/ ....

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 04:56 AM
Only to get your genetics back!

-megalithanod
09-06-2005, 06:49 AM
WOW - an official mention. I am honored ;)

AkumaX
09-06-2005, 06:56 AM
Suicide/ Suicide attempt... No "Shelf Diving?"

Same concept, and what I've used to call it

KITCH
09-06-2005, 07:00 AM
This thread is SHABBA! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shabba)

bigtimecow
09-06-2005, 07:25 AM
i hate when people put first, because in the top right hand corner it says "#2."

SO YOU'RE NUMBER 2

Wishmaster2
09-06-2005, 02:43 PM
First is first to reply.....so...silence.

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-06-2005, 11:30 PM
Wishy's right

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-07-2005, 10:09 PM
up

Peter Peeker
09-07-2005, 10:25 PM
that's a first...
HA!

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-07-2005, 10:31 PM
I know... i was kinda bitter about it

Peter Peeker
09-07-2005, 10:35 PM
speaking of bitter...

suffice to say, I might not have a job next week.
apparently, punching a minister in the face is detrimental to working at a church....:rolleyes:

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-07-2005, 10:36 PM
speaking of bitter...

suffice to say, I might not have a job next week.
apparently, punching a minister in the face is detrimental to working at a church....:rolleyes:

tell us more...

BotBoy
09-07-2005, 10:53 PM
:cool:

Peter Peeker
09-07-2005, 10:53 PM
well, we got a new minister, right....?

we always have two, cuz of the schedule they have (months off at a time).

new guy pissed me off (spilled paint...PAINT! on my new linoleum floor, and did ****-all to clean it, left it for a day).
this, of course, made me rather angry, as I can't use any harsh chemicals on this floor.
he was in a meeting tonight, and when he came down from said meeting, I confronted him. not very politely.
he got kinda lippy, and since I've been there 2+ years longer, I got pretty mad.
it's a stressful week, lotsa work, and a funeral tomorrow.
so I got *****ing mad.

and hit him.

heh...


oops.



**** it though, it's time for me to move on. I shouldn't have to put in 50+ hrs/.wk and get paid for 30.
\that's bulldoody.

but we'll see what happens tomorrow.
maybe he'll have the sense to let it go. or I'll have to spend some time with his car....

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-07-2005, 11:00 PM
mwahahahahahaha

Wishmaster2
09-07-2005, 11:00 PM
I've been right more than once. It's been like...4 times.

When you say your floor, you mean the one in your apartment?

And I thought punching someone in the face was how you Canadians said "Hello"...or is that Irish.

Peter Peeker
09-08-2005, 01:51 AM
wango tango, mother lover!

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-17-2005, 11:44 AM
up

thejikas
09-17-2005, 11:46 AM
NEW WORD ENTRY:

jikas = beans of pain

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-20-2005, 03:13 PM
ttt

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-21-2005, 09:58 AM
bump

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-21-2005, 10:08 AM
he did, and the minister had God smite his computer out of retaliation

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-21-2005, 11:06 AM
the manual says that you get a +5 when using smite against technology

Avatar_of_Chaos
10-28-2005, 07:09 PM
ttt

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-01-2005, 12:27 AM
up, up and away

BotBoy
11-01-2005, 12:39 AM
It's a Q. ;)

BotBoy
11-01-2005, 12:39 AM
And it is partly French.

Death187
11-01-2005, 12:55 AM
OH So I dont get a menchion you sons of *****es??/ HUH..Im a friggin vet?? You bastid I hate you AOC...you never give me any love..

bonedust
11-01-2005, 05:52 AM
i'm glad that i can not post in this forum for a long, long time, and still comeback and pick up the dee-dee-dee where i last left it...got that mang....

i cant believe anyone watches that show enough to actually quote it. my god...

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-01-2005, 09:22 AM
OH So I dont get a menchion you sons of *****es??/ HUH..Im a friggin vet?? You bastid I hate you AOC...you never give me any love..

why would I give you a mention? even after you steal my avatar you're still about as useless, stale and tired as ever. In fact, I wash my hands of you. you're not even worth flaming anymore. I'm quite surprised to see you're not banned considering the death threats you threw around by email to members of this board as well as on this board. and no, you're not a vet. you're still a n00b and will always be a n00b.

baimun
11-01-2005, 09:32 AM
This is such a great idea, but alas.....


... without "@$$peg" on page 1, it renders the rest of the dictionary as null and void as Lloyd in front of a Gas n Sip. ;)

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-16-2005, 12:05 AM
up

mistebean
11-16-2005, 12:22 AM
wow

baimun
11-16-2005, 06:34 AM
Oh COME ON.... somebody has to get the Lloyd reference!

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-16-2005, 09:33 AM
Say Anything, fool.

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen"

"Lloyd Lloyd all null and void,
Looking for the truth but trying to avoid, Lloyd
Dissed in the Malibu, not sure what to do"

"My Dad's a colonel in the Army, he want's to pull some strings and get me in...But I can't work for that corporation."

baimun
11-16-2005, 10:13 AM
And we have a winnnnaaaahhhh..... :p

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-23-2005, 08:16 AM
nice

Xanospawn
12-23-2005, 08:19 AM
lol. I remember this thread :D.

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-23-2005, 08:21 AM
I was surprised it survived the last board purge, along with some of my other old threads.

Xanospawn
12-23-2005, 08:29 AM
I was actually look for this about a month ago. Couldnt remember what it was titled though. I dont even remember what abbreviation I was trying to find. lol.

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-25-2005, 09:01 PM
anyone want to submit an addition or addendum?

daniel shirkie
12-25-2005, 09:27 PM
http://*******os.urbanup.com/471226

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-29-2005, 06:22 PM
i have no idea what that is

Peter Peeker
12-29-2005, 06:25 PM
8-Ball?

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-29-2005, 06:27 PM
send me the definition you want with it by PM

Thrall
12-29-2005, 06:28 PM
no one has verified that i started "goffed"

ya bastards....

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-29-2005, 06:29 PM
yep, we're still awaiting verification on that

Peter Peeker
12-29-2005, 06:32 PM
send me the definition you want with it by PM
soon as I think of something.:o

Avatar_of_Chaos
02-01-2006, 06:43 AM
up

BotBoy
02-01-2006, 06:46 AM
:cool:

Avatar_of_Chaos
02-02-2006, 03:46 PM
seeking updates...

shadow dancer is back
02-02-2006, 03:50 PM
is 8-ball listed already ?

Avatar_of_Chaos
02-02-2006, 03:51 PM
nope...

Thrall
02-02-2006, 04:12 PM
damnit....confirm my goffed term.....damnit....
*spits like a football coach*

Simone
02-02-2006, 04:16 PM
Shouldn't SV (silly violator) be on teh list?

Peter Peeker
02-02-2006, 04:32 PM
yes, it should.
SV ain't gonna mean squat to most folks, but to a select few here, it's better than sex.

shadow dancer is back
02-02-2006, 04:34 PM
yes, it should.
SV ain't gonna mean squat to most folks, but to a select few here, it's better than sex.
I recall stories where you said some got stuck in your ... when you woke up:D :D

BeefEaster
02-02-2006, 06:53 PM
****slap should be on there...

just because we can say ****slap without it being censored

thejikas
02-03-2006, 11:56 AM
:)

Avatar_of_Chaos
02-20-2006, 07:06 PM
up

Avatar_of_Chaos
03-08-2006, 04:35 PM
ttt

Mack
06-13-2006, 01:41 PM
bump for all the n00bs :D

Avatar_of_Chaos
06-14-2006, 11:13 AM
up

lord Narf
06-14-2006, 11:24 AM
you forgot SV also means "strong Violence". a boardie who annoys the hell out of everyone;)

Avatar_of_Chaos
06-14-2006, 11:31 AM
if by "forgot" you mean "intentionally omitted"

Chronic Tronic
06-14-2006, 11:35 AM
****slap should be on there...

just because we can say ****slap without it being censored

looks like someone got suspended :D

Avatar_of_Chaos
06-14-2006, 01:02 PM
not because of this thread

Chronic Tronic
06-14-2006, 01:10 PM
not because of this thread

what did he do?

Avatar_of_Chaos
06-14-2006, 01:17 PM
dunno, but this thread was buried until a couple days ago and he was banned sometime last week

Deansta
06-14-2006, 01:18 PM
SF for Street Fighter???

thejikas
06-23-2006, 12:47 PM
ups

Deansta
06-23-2006, 12:47 PM
ups

You avatar scares me...

thejikas
06-23-2006, 12:48 PM
what nothing for "snake"?

Jombie
06-23-2006, 01:30 PM
BIG MEH

larry_chimp_man
06-23-2006, 01:32 PM
we need FTW in there aswell.

Muramasa
06-23-2006, 01:53 PM
Shouldn't SV (silly violator) be on teh list?
When I see SV, I think of veteran board member Sexual Vanilla.

Muramasa
06-23-2006, 01:56 PM
Open-mouthed Candyman: the king of all grails.

Avatar_of_Chaos
07-13-2006, 01:24 PM
up?

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-06-2006, 11:46 AM
anything we need to update?

Simone
09-06-2006, 01:15 PM
POTC - Pirates of the Caribbean
FOTNS - Fist of the North Star
DBZ - Dragon Ball Z
FF - Final Fantasy / Fantastic Four
IMO - in my opinion
TMNT - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

and I read today that WarSpawn will be using wings of COS2.....
Don't have a clue what COS2 stands for.

Guilty
09-06-2006, 01:21 PM
BR = Blade Runner.
Turkey = Tyler J :D

Wofford29
09-06-2006, 01:28 PM
I vote to honor Jakob6 by reffering to everyone that gets banned as now being Jakob6'ed

Guilty
09-06-2006, 01:29 PM
I vote to honor Jakob6 by reffering to everyone that gets banned as now being Jakob6'ed
It's easier to say banned.

We could easly say they were aPaul'd.

ragingdemon
09-06-2006, 01:43 PM
and I read today that WarSpawn will be using wings of COS2.....
Don't have a clue what COS2 stands for.

Curse of the Spawn II perhaps...

Avatar_of_Chaos
09-06-2006, 03:31 PM
and I read today that WarSpawn will be using wings of COS2.....
Don't have a clue what COS2 stands for.

Curse of the Spawn II

Guilty
09-08-2006, 01:27 PM
Dude, you forgot [deleted]. ;)

Simone
09-08-2006, 01:35 PM
Curse of the Spawn II perhaps...
Perhaps you're right.

WarSpawn
09-10-2006, 01:44 AM
Perhaps you're right.

That is correct. :)

BENSIN
09-10-2006, 06:24 AM
You forgot BENSIN, Mr. Stacey and Ryanofone, also, 'MENG' is not properly defined. Ask any one who isn't a total n00b, IE pre-1999, pre-registration.


n00bz

BENSIN
09-10-2006, 06:25 AM
When I see SV, I think of veteran board member Sexual Vanilla.

yea...SV is Sexual Vanilla.

burke-s
09-10-2006, 08:00 AM
Bensin beat me to that one.
But I've seen no mention of the "Moak" shot either.

TsunamiZ
10-24-2006, 09:03 AM
nice list

Uberprincess13
01-06-2007, 08:23 PM
This thread is hot

Guilty
01-06-2007, 08:24 PM
This thread is hot
Not as hot as you.

*barely misses crate that gets thrown at him*

Avatar_of_Chaos
01-31-2007, 11:44 AM
I don't think this is "recently updated" anymore

BeefEaster
01-31-2007, 11:51 AM
well then, update it

then it will be

Esponcito
01-31-2007, 12:39 PM
What means LOL ?

Avatar_of_Chaos
01-31-2007, 12:39 PM
Lunge or Lie

Thrall
01-31-2007, 12:59 PM
Verify Goffed, GOFF DAMNIT!!!!!!!

Avatar_of_Chaos
01-31-2007, 01:40 PM
verify it yourself

Thrall
01-31-2007, 01:44 PM
I'll verify your FACE!

Avatar_of_Chaos
04-30-2007, 01:36 AM
i just discovered that this is the 57th oldest thread on the board

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-22-2007, 12:18 PM
ttt

Avatar_of_Chaos
03-10-2008, 12:54 AM
upty

X-factorz
03-28-2008, 12:43 AM
This should get a sticky near the board rules or by a "introduce yourself" thread for new members to have as a reference. JMO.... Ha, get it?

Man that was lame!

Avatar_of_Chaos
03-28-2008, 01:17 AM
I think it should be stickied. It is, after all, for the n00bz

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-07-2008, 12:43 PM
I should update this at some point

Robocop2
11-07-2008, 01:16 PM
Haloz: McF cash cow, causes extreme distress in some older boardies, not to be taken in large doses, may be hazardous to your wallet.

Thrall
11-07-2008, 01:41 PM
no one has verified that i started "goffed"

ya bastards....

yep, we're still awaiting verification on that
:mad:

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-07-2008, 04:03 PM
still waiting ;)

SpawnFan1
11-07-2008, 04:06 PM
National Entertainment Collectibles Association

LOL? Is that seriously the abbreviation of ****?

Avatar_of_Chaos
11-07-2008, 04:22 PM
I'm 99% sure

SpawnFan1
11-07-2008, 04:28 PM
That is positively hilarious.

Gary Stevens
11-07-2008, 04:46 PM
Good Read.
I wish there woulda been something like this when I first joined.

How about – Man Cave?
And maybe a tutorial on how to post a pic?

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-29-2008, 07:21 AM
ttt

Wishmaster2
12-29-2008, 09:54 PM
3 years and only 5 pages.

Avatar_of_Chaos
12-30-2008, 06:25 AM
that will happen when you don't bump it for 6 months or longer and when 80% of the people who can pick up on many of the inside jokes aren't here anymore ;)

Avatar_of_Chaos
04-20-2009, 02:00 PM
upty

Joerhyno
04-20-2009, 02:11 PM
upty

I can't find that on the list, what's it stand for? Don't forget HFF... ;)

Avatar_of_Chaos
04-20-2009, 02:15 PM
upty is PuertoFilipinoGermaItalianoSpanglish I think for BUMP

I won't forget it unless you forget to submit it ;)