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bogeyman
10-18-2005, 10:50 PM
hey there, i'd like to know who's the actor you least liked as James Bond.

My choice would be Roger Moore.

now's your turn
BeefEaster
10-18-2005, 10:53 PM
timothy dalton
OK-COMPUTER
10-18-2005, 10:56 PM
George Lazenby. I still can't bring myself to watch all of the one he was in.
aroundthefur33
10-18-2005, 11:13 PM
timothy dalton
i vote the same
audioslave_phreak
10-18-2005, 11:53 PM
teh new guy.
AvsBama33
10-19-2005, 12:07 AM
Dalton over Roger Moore by a nose
davetheking75
10-19-2005, 06:29 AM
i also say dalton
Country Time
10-19-2005, 06:47 AM
The New Guy
SnakeFan
10-19-2005, 07:58 AM
The New Guy.
aroundthefur33
10-19-2005, 08:00 AM
have they even named a new guy...

so that raises the question who was the best...sean connery
Country Time
10-19-2005, 09:44 AM
Yes. The New Guy is Ugly

http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2005/10/14/danielcraig/imgs/craig-dop1a.jpg
GhostinthaMachine
10-19-2005, 09:50 AM
He hasn't even made a Bond film yet, stupid ****s. He's a decent actor.

George L., by the by.
Good Ol' # 54
10-19-2005, 09:51 AM
Dalton
SONICobra
10-19-2005, 10:15 AM
timothy dalton
yes.
Country Time
10-19-2005, 10:35 AM
He hasn't even made a Bond film yet, stupid ****s. He's a decent actor.

George L., by the by.


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Hey listen. If i say this guy sucks balls. then he will suck balls
GhostinthaMachine
10-19-2005, 11:42 AM
How you can you judge him based on something that he hasn't even done yet?
Country Time
10-19-2005, 12:24 PM
You see... This based off of my opinions. i have a level of what i think will be good and bad...

This will be ok but not in my book. but The New Guy is not Bondish enough for me.
GhostinthaMachine
10-19-2005, 01:14 PM
Bond should be a black man on roller skates. End of discussion.
payton34smith22
10-19-2005, 02:28 PM
^LOL, Timothy Dalton
GuruAskew
10-19-2005, 03:09 PM
George Lazenby. I still can't bring myself to watch all of the one he was in.

Well, you're really missing out because "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" is one of the best 007 films EVER and Lazenby isn't bad at all in it. If I had to pick, I'd say Roger Moore is my least-favorite, but I did like all 5 actors thus far, although I'm unsure about Daniel Craig.
CelticPredator
10-19-2005, 03:14 PM
Tim and the lazy guy.
predator twenty five
10-19-2005, 03:19 PM
He hasn't even made a Bond film yet, stupid ****s. He's a decent actor.

George L., by the by.
Seriously guys, He is an AMAZING actor....

Wait for the bond movie to judge, Or go watch layer cake.
predator twenty five
10-19-2005, 03:20 PM
You see... This based off of my opinions. i have a level of what i think will be good and bad...

This will be ok but not in my book. but The New Guy is not Bondish enough for me.
Let me guess...You wanted Orlando bloom and colin farrel?
:rolleyes:
bclionsfan2003
10-19-2005, 03:50 PM
No-one has mentioned Pierce Brosnan. I thought he did a very good job as Bond.
Country Time
10-19-2005, 03:59 PM
Let me guess...You wanted Orlando bloom and colin farrel?
:rolleyes:

No i wanted the other Clive Owen

http://www.murphsplace.com/owen/images4/vogue_edited.jpg
nick&vert
10-19-2005, 06:28 PM
dalton
ToightLikeATiger
10-19-2005, 06:59 PM
Dalton for sure... but will soon be past by the new guy who looks nothing like a james bond. the new guy looks older then Pierce Brosnan and they wanted to go with a younger guy for the part. thats just sad.

i have seen the new guys other work (including action films) and he is piss poor.

there were alot of better choices out there... i just think they picked the cheapest option out there. Bond fans will be disappointed with the new Bond and i wouldnt expect to see him past this next Bond film. after that they will be looking for a new 007. maybe they will get it right the next time
UNICRON 3000
10-19-2005, 07:29 PM
Hey Little Buddy... you want a banana... yes? here you go... yes, yes... good yes i know... eeemmm yes eat my little monkey slave eeaat... whats that... another... sure... here my monkey friend...

Hey listen. If i say this guy sucks balls. then he will suck balls


Hey listen. If I say that your a Jack***** and an idiut. Then you are a Jck***** and An Idiut.
Country Time
10-19-2005, 07:56 PM
Hey listen. If I say that your a Jack***** and an idiut. Then you are a Jck***** and An Idiut.

and just who the hell are you? Listen buddy... i don't know what the **** drove you to say this **** but you my friend can go straight to hell with gasoline draws on. you see... its people like you... who are just asking to get talked about... but you know... i really don't want this thread to be deleted for what i COULD say to you. so i will spare you, you @ss monkey.
bogeyman
10-19-2005, 09:19 PM
i don't know why Timothy Dalton is so depised, if he's the closest we've gotten to the literal Bond both physically and psychologically. Maybe it's because the first Bond movie i ever saw was with Timothy Dalton that he's my favorite tied with Sean Connery and followed very damn closely by Pierce Brosnan, if you're wondering how close:

1st Sean Connery and Timothy Dalton
1.5th Pierce Brosnan
2nd George Lazenby
3rd Roger Moore

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Fleming007impression.jpg

that's how Ian Fleming envisioned Bond

http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Tim_dalton.PNG

see the resemblance?
Ronzie
10-19-2005, 10:34 PM
Dalton sucked real bad, like his Bond movies.
bogeyman
10-20-2005, 08:07 AM
WHY?????????? (because i say so won't do)
GhostinthaMachine
10-20-2005, 08:15 AM
I liked Timothy Dalton as Bond, but I wasn't a huge fan of his movies. I like them better than some, though. "The Living Daylights" is a super hot track.
BlakChamber
10-20-2005, 08:43 AM
I thought Dalton was a decent Bond. The worst is Roger Moore

My rankings
1: Sean Connery
2: Pierce Brosnon
3: George Lazenby
4: Timothy Dalton
5: Roger Moore

I don't think the new guy really has the Bond look to him, but I'll reserve judgment until the movie comes out.
psycho_dude
10-20-2005, 08:57 AM
I like them all so, but my ranking would go:
1)Roger Moore
2)Sean Connery
3)Pierce Brosnan
4)Timmy D
5)George Lazenby
UNICRON 3000
10-20-2005, 08:56 PM
and just who the hell are you? Listen buddy... i don't know what the **** drove you to say this **** but you my friend can go straight to hell with gasoline draws on. you see... its people like you... who are just asking to get talked about... but you know... i really don't want this thread to be deleted for what i COULD say to you. so i will spare you, you @ss monkey.

HAHAHAHAHAHA What a dork.
Les Soldat
10-21-2005, 11:06 AM
The truth.

I agree with what he said; George Lazenby did an excellent job of portraying Bond and "On her Majesty's Secret Service" is easiest one of the best Bond flicks besides "From Russia With Love".

Ironically enough, one of the best Bond movies is also the most unheard of by the casual movie watchers. Hell, even "Casino Royale" and "Never Say Never Again" is more well-known than this movie.
Slytherin Snape
10-21-2005, 11:31 AM
Timothy Dalton
GhostinthaMachine
10-21-2005, 01:20 PM
Johnathan Frakes
bogeyman
10-21-2005, 01:50 PM
Johnathan Frakes

who the hell is that?
Oiler_Fan
10-21-2005, 01:57 PM
Timothy Dalton without a doubt was the worst Bond ever.
Country Time
10-21-2005, 01:58 PM
Jonathan Frakes was never James Bond

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9812/09/star.trek.insurrection/link.jonathan.frakes.jpg
GhostinthaMachine
10-21-2005, 02:15 PM
Liar.
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 02:23 PM
Jonathan Frakes was never James Bond
Yes he was. Back around 84', just a few years before ST:TNG started up, there was a series started up in Canada simply called "James Bond: The series". I believe they filmed about 2-3 episodes, then they lost their backing.

Do you remember another show called "Beans Baxter", about a teenage secret agent? That show actually re-used some of the props made for the defunct Bond show.
Country Time
10-21-2005, 02:36 PM
Yes he was. Back around 84', just a few years before ST:TNG started up, there was a series started up in Canada simply called "James Bond: The series". I believe they filmed about 2-3 episodes, then they lost their backing by FOX.

Do you remember another show called "Beans Baxter", about a teenage secret agent? That show actually re-used some of the props made for the defunct Bond show.

Explains why i never seen him

its not here either. and theres nothing on the net about it. http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000408/
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 02:39 PM
Things aren't false because they're not listed on IMDB. I don't know why they don't have it listed...maybe because it was never aired, maybe because they lost their backing, I don't know.
Maybe Frakes kicked up a fuss about it and they buried it.
Does IMDB list TV shows?
GhostinthaMachine
10-21-2005, 02:41 PM
From what I understand Frakes bought the exclusive rights to the episodes that he appeared in.
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 02:46 PM
Ahh, it would seem IMDB does list TV shows, but it states "notable TV GUEST appearences".

This wasn't a guest role, he was the star.

Ghostinthemachine, I knew he had something to do with that! I had this one friend, and he went to a sci-fi con in up-state Washington around '97 or so, and he swore he saw a guy dealing bootleg copies of the episodes from his table. He went back the next day to ask about them, and the guy swore up and down that Frakes (who just happened to be a guest at that specific con) saw them, and demanded he hand them over.
Peter Peeker
10-21-2005, 02:49 PM
I still have those episodes on tape.
GhostinthaMachine
10-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be great. I think that's why he was able to purchase them from the parent company.

I'd still like to see them one day.
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 02:50 PM
Dude! That's like gold! Only it's on tape...IT'S TAPE GOLD!!
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 02:51 PM
I heard Frakes was a real wanker, especially to Sirtis.
GhostinthaMachine
10-21-2005, 02:54 PM
I'd wank to Sirtis.
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 02:59 PM
I just googled this image.
http://www.lazydragon.com/images/SciFiExpo2004Marina&Rita01.jpg
Do I see what I think I see??!!
Country Time
10-21-2005, 03:07 PM
she has no bra
Country Time
10-21-2005, 03:07 PM
the one in the blue
dropshipbob
10-21-2005, 03:08 PM
Noo...it looks like she does have a bra, it's just made out of some sheer material. Dam, she might as well not even be wearing one.
AS251BR
04-07-2008, 05:12 PM
I found this thread while doing a search and was wondering what some of the Craig nay-sayers thought of Casino Royale.



I thought this quote was kind of funny seeing how most people seem to have really enjoyed the movie and Craig's performance. :)

Bond fans will be disappointed with the new Bond and i wouldnt expect to see him past this next Bond film. after that they will be looking for a new 007.
Holeman
04-07-2008, 05:43 PM
My least favorite Bond is, was and always will be Roger Moore. He's the anti-Bond.

Anyone who votes for George Lazenby hates Bond in general. "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" is still the best Bond flick pre-"Casino Royale" IMO.

The worst Bond flick though came from Sean Connery and it was called "Never Say Never Again." God, watching his droopy, old ass slobber all over Kim Basigner is friggin creepy. You figure he could've at least gotten into shape or at least kept his shirt on.
bogeyman
04-07-2008, 06:03 PM
wow, Holeman, my man-crush on you can only grow.

everything you said the is right on the money
RMC
04-07-2008, 06:18 PM
I dislike Peter Steller and David Niven's portrayal as Bond.
ToightLikeATiger
04-07-2008, 06:36 PM
Timothy Dalton for sure.

I would rank the Bonds in this order.

1. Sean Connery
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Daniel Craig (I get the feeling he will be #2 soon)
4. Roger Moore
5. Timothy Dalton
AS251BR
04-07-2008, 07:23 PM
Timothy Dalton for sure.

I would rank the Bonds in this order.

1. Sean Connery
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Daniel Craig (I get the feeling he will be #2 soon)
4. Roger Moore
5. Timothy Dalton

See, you should wait to see the performance before you bash it. :D;)
Facehugger88
04-07-2008, 07:31 PM
Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton are the worst. Everybody else is wrong.
MikeK
04-07-2008, 07:46 PM
My least favorite Bond is, was and always will be Roger Moore. He's the anti-Bond.

Anyone who votes for George Lazenby hates Bond in general. "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" is still the best Bond flick pre-"Casino Royale" IMO.

The worst Bond flick though came from Sean Connery and it was called "Never Say Never Again." God, watching his droopy, old ass slobber all over Kim Basigner is friggin creepy. You figure he could've at least gotten into shape or at least kept his shirt on.

LOL!

I don't really have a least favorite Bond actor, but I guess, technically speaking, Roger Moore is the weakest one. I still like him as Bond though.

I did watch On Her Majesty's Secret Service not long ago and I found it to be a good movie. It really was a lot more serious than the Sean Connery Bond films. That, combined with how much people liked Sean Connery as Bond, is probably what really made people not like that movie and George Lazenby as Bond. In truth, there really is nothing wrong with him or the movie. Telly Savalas was good in it as well.

Never Say Never Again is an icky movie.












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HoosierDaddy
04-07-2008, 07:54 PM
Is it OK if I just admit that I hate James Bond movies in general? I hate CSI, Law and Order, 24 and anything along the lines of any of those types of shows? Not bashing any of you for liking any of that stuff. I just don't understand the appeal.
bogeyman
04-07-2008, 08:42 PM
Is it OK if I just admit that I hate James Bond movies in general? I hate CSI, Law and Order, 24 and anything along the lines of any of those types of shows? Not bashing any of you for liking any of that stuff. I just don't understand the appeal.

feel free to express yourself, as long as you don't offend others my friend ;)