UPDATE - 05/30 - The ADVENTURES OF SPAWN SERIES 2, NEW WALLPAPER & NEW COMICS

[Board Moderator]

Hi,

So, it looks like the three-day weekend is now messing with our Comic Book Wednesday. Usually, we would all be excited to get down to our local comic shop and pick up all our favorite titles, but noooooooo! They won’t hit shelves until tomorrow. I mean come on, that’s a whole extra 24 hours we have to wait! Ok, I’ve got that off my chest and I guess it gives me an excuse to get out and about tomorrow for lunch instead I digress. If you would like to see what’s new to comic store shelves this week, just follow the link below:

NEW COMICS (http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=392908)

This Friday we will be revealing photos of all the figures from The Adventures of SPAWN Series 2 on SPAWN.COM (http://www.spawn.com/). Today I have a teaser of the cataclysmic terror known as TREMOR!!!!
http://board.spawn.com/images/board/Cataclysmic.jpg
Look for The Adventures of SPAWN Series 2 to hit store shelves in October.

Stop by CultureBoom (http://www.spawn.com/cultureboom/) to check out the newest wallpaper. Reborn as a servant of Malebolgia, Spawn gained a powerful new body composed of the mysterious green, glowing substance known as necroplasm. In June, McFarlane Toys releases Necroplasm Spawn 2: all the articulation of the Image 10th Anniversary Spawn figure, cast in an eerie, translucent green plastic. Get ready for this fan-favorite figure, available only through the McFarlane Toys Collector's Club, with this exclusive desktop wallpaper. …
http://www.spawn.com/CultureBoom/Media/wallpaper/necroplasm2.160.jpg
NECROPLASM SPAWN 2 WALLPAPER (http://www.spawn.com/CultureBoom/?entryid=1780)


Don’t forget to join us this Friday June, 1st at 4:00 p.m. MST for the next edition of TODDCAST (http://board.spawn.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=18) in the Toddcast forum (http://board.spawn.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=18).

That’s it from me. On to Mark “The Ayatollah of Rock ‘N’ Rollah” Weber for his half of the update…

[deogg]

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[MAMMON]

Simpletons.

Your Lord and Master requires your complete attention.

As you are well aware, I, the Dark Lord Mammon, have command over vast realms of reality. Conquering and enslaving countless civilizations, bringing whole galaxies to their knees in service to their new, all-powerful master.

There is, however, one domain in which I have yet to grasp the means with which to command its legions – the Internet. This strange un-reality has been a question mark to me for far too long. Today, that changes.

Thanks to the hapless postings of the one you call “Joe F.” (a feeble and uninspired nom de plum, if ever there was one), I now have a fairly keen grasp of what it takes to sway the Internet hordes to my nefarious way of thinking, thus bolstering my army of wayward soldiers.

Instead of those age-old standbys; fresh virgin’s blood or the yet-to-be-fully–developed soul of a new-born child, “Joe F.” has shown me that the Dark Gods of the Cyber Realm require an offering of a far less dark design – an image-centric sacrifice (a new idea to me, but one I plan to master in short order).

From what I gather, I have simply to post a partial photographic representation of a heretofore-unseen item of interest, and instantaneously, I shall have the undivided loyalty of every lost spirit transversing this so-called Information Superhighway.

To test out my newfound understanding, I will be presenting to you, in the name of all things Dark and untoward, your first look at not one, but two of the most devious and manic agents the Forces of Darkness have to offer.

Yes, you read correctly (assuming, of course, that you can, in fact, read, and that I am not simply wasting my very valuable time writing all of this out for a collection of illiterate primates), I have two images for you. Not one. Two. I have taken “Joe F.’s” meager offering and doubled it, because that is how much the great and might Mammon cares for all of you…
http://board.spawn.com/images/board/Brother_1.jpg

http://board.spawn.com/images/board/Cousin_1.jpg
Keep in mind, peons; this is just the first of many carrots to be dangled in front of your hungry, greedy, fat little faces, as I ascend to power in this new and uncharted realm. The more you obey me, the more you worship me and my dark designs, the more secrets I shall share with you.

Do my bidding, and once I have seized control of all reality, I will not only continue to provide you with these “teasers” you love so, but as an extended show of my giving nature, Cleveland shall be yours to do with as you please.

Now, go forth and spread Darkness, in the name of your new master.

LORD MAMMON