Greater Toronto Area Thread!

[Glorystomper]

She's still young, Ken.. when yer that young, yer pretty clueless. Bronf still has a few years to keep the wool over her eyes before she starts to figure out what's going on..

By that time, Bronf will have half of pre-teen girls in BLAMTON knocked up :)

[Dain_Bramage]

I'd still hit that up.



I'm telling KK's daughter !!

[Dain_Bramage]

LMAO! Blonf's Blampton's biatches.



She's still young, Ken.. when yer that young, yer pretty clueless. Bronf still has a few years to keep the wool over her eyes before she starts to figure out what's going on..

By that time, Bronf will have half of pre-teen girls in BLAMTON knocked up :)

[Glorystomper]

I leave all deep throating to the Brain!

[Glorystomper]

BLAMPTON! (chubbs should be able to pull off that accent too cos he's chinese)

[Dain_Bramage]

Wow Ken, so direct! hehehe

You guys are Gonzo over this waitress !! You should eat her every night !!;)

[Dain_Bramage]

I receive it when I'm showing my "brain".



I leave all deep throating to the Brain!

[silversurfur65]

She's still young, Ken.. when yer that young, yer pretty clueless. Bronf still has a few years to keep the wool over her eyes before she starts to figure out what's going on..

By that time, Bronf will have half of pre-teen girls in BLAMTON knocked up :)
You think Bronf is using her to get to Dad's figs, the poor girl !!

[Dain_Bramage]

We should call chubbs, chubby instead. That was we can say, "Is that a 5 foot chubby or you're just happy to see me"?



BLAMPTON! (chubbs should be able to pull off that accent too cos he's chinese)

[Dain_Bramage]

so what, you don't want figs if I get hooked up? Ok...one person less to give free variants too. :D



You think Bronf is using her to get to Dad's figs, the poor girl !!

[erik]

MMMMMM Lone Star lol, too bad its in Sauga...

[Dain_Bramage]

Hands off my woman. hehehe



i got the chinese accent down pat...i dunno about typing it though

how old is KK's daughter anyways? she looks 17 to me ...

[silversurfur65]

so what, you don't want figs if I get hooked up? Ok...one person less to give free variants too. :D
Thats OK , Wil can date her mother and I'll get free variants from him !!:p

[Glorystomper]

Um, I don't THINK he's using her to get to the SP's, Ken... I *KNOW* he's using her to get to them :)
Plus, a little nookie wouldn't hurt either..

excerpt from dinner at Lone Star Cafe, Sunday evening:

me: hey Bronf, stop staring at her (.)(.)'s..

Bronf: oh! oh! hehehe oops, I didn't realize it was that obvious..

me: yeah yeah, anyways so which one do you like more..the blonde or the brunette?

Bronf: oh, I definately like the brunette because I like the darker hair girls..

me: good, good.. cos I'll take anything!

[Dain_Bramage]

lmfao!!!!! oh my god...i don't know what's worse.... Wil banging Kranium Kenny or his wife.



Thats OK , Wil can date her mother and I'll get free variants from him !!:p

[silversurfur65]

Um, I don't THINK he's using her to get to the SP's, Ken... I *KNOW* he's using her to get to them :)
Plus, a little nookie wouldn't hurt either..

excerpt from dinner at Lone Star Cafe, Sunday evening:

me: hey Bronf, stop staring at her (.)(.)'s..

Bronf: oh! oh! hehehe oops, I didn't realize it was that obvious..

me: yeah yeah, anyways so which one do you like more..the blonde or the brunette?

Bronf: oh, I definately like the brunette because I like the darker hair girls..

me: good, good.. cos I'll take anything!
ahahaha That sounds like a Beavis and Butthead episode !!;)

[Glorystomper]

I ain't going anywhere NEAR the mother! And KK can KEEP his scuffy figures cos I don't wannem!!!

I want that blonde fanny-pack girl at the Expo that was taking care of the Jersey booth... mmmmmm.

[Dain_Bramage]

Best conversation, EVER!



Um, I don't THINK he's using her to get to the SP's, Ken... I *KNOW* he's using her to get to them :)
Plus, a little nookie wouldn't hurt either..

excerpt from dinner at Lone Star Cafe, Sunday evening:

me: hey Bronf, stop staring at her (.)(.)'s..

Bronf: oh! oh! hehehe oops, I didn't realize it was that obvious..

me: yeah yeah, anyways so which one do you like more..the blonde or the brunette?

Bronf: oh, I definately like the brunette because I like the darker hair girls..

me: good, good.. cos I'll take anything!

[Dain_Bramage]

Remember the rule.....the different between a hot woman and an ugly woman is 10 beers. If we get some beer in you, maybe Mrs. Kranium will look more appealing.



I ain't going anywhere NEAR the mother! And KK can KEEP his scuffy figures cos I don't wannem!!!

I want that blonde fanny-pack girl at the Expo that was taking care of the Jersey booth... mmmmmm.

[silversurfur65]

I ain't going anywhere NEAR the mother! And KK can KEEP his scuffy figures cos I don't wannem!!!

I want that blonde fanny-pack girl at the Expo that was taking care of the Jersey booth... mmmmmm.
Yeah now she was Hot !! We'll call her Jersey Girl !!

[Glorystomper]

okay boyos.. i'm getting ready to bounce. need to catch some ZzzZzzz's and dream about new ways to make people look at me funny.

peace out. yo. word. shizzo my nizzo. dammit, chubbs..teach me the lingo that peeps use these days, i think my stuff is outdated yo. errrrr.. yeah. y'know what'm sayin' yo, i mean.

[Dain_Bramage]

hehehe....Chubbs getting a chubby. *swhing*



the girl in pink with the fanny pack (on the last day)?!!?!?

she was fiiiiiiiine!!!

[Dain_Bramage]

Erik will also teach Wil some Chinese.

[Glorystomper]

hmm...that reminds me.. we need Wu-Tang Clan style nicknames too.. like..street names!

[Glorystomper]

Erik will also teach Wil some Chinese.
JOO GO LICK TONG!

[silversurfur65]

Woo Hoo Terrell Owens 3 touchdowns- I needed that to win my fantasy week-5 in a row !!
I was 1-4 , now I'll be 6-4 ,OK enough sports talk !!

[Dain_Bramage]

I get ODB! O'l Dirty Bronf

[silversurfur65]

hmm...that reminds me.. we need Wu-Tang Clan style nicknames too.. like..street names!
I want to be "Vanilla Ice-T MC Hammered"

[Dain_Bramage]

Hahaha.....ooh, you FOB you.

JOO GO LICK TONG!

[erik]

I thought I was the FOB!! wow! thats it!

[Dain_Bramage]

Yes, you are a FOB....Friend of Bronf.

[reboundicon]

whats bumpin homies?

[Dain_Bramage]

Hey Honger....nothing much.....all the action happened earlier as you can tell....oh wait, never mind...you don't back track...hehehe

[reboundicon]

yeah i hate reading...its bad for you!

yay just won a no helmet eddie george on ebay!..woot woot $35!

[silversurfur65]

yeah i hate reading...its bad for you!

yay just won a no helmet eddie george on ebay!..woot woot $35!
Sounds like a very good price !!
congrats Mike !!

[reboundicon]

thanks ken...score!...finally something goes right for rebo...now all i need is a 3rd jersey roy for $35...

[silversurfur65]

thanks ken...score!...finally something goes right for rebo...now all i need is a 3rd jersey roy for $35...
make sure you find two !!;)

[reboundicon]

make sure you find two !!;)
one day...one day i will complete my NHL goalies set:) ...

[Leafsfan1967]

Morning GTA'ers! :p :D

Gramps #11

[wong94]

hey rich

[rocksays089]

Ooooooooo I'm here.......my feet hurt..
Get out of our thread !!! ... NO KG PERSON !!! :spawnorb:

[tradingterry]

lmfao!!!!! oh my god...i don't know what's worse.... Wil banging Kranium Kenny or his wife.
LMFAO....You guys are bad.....man....aren't you guys worried that someone is going to print this stuff off....and give it to Kenny some day.:D

[rocksays089]

I'm arguing with Seahawks Rock, and Evilplayboy911 about that idiot from Toronto with 11 posts scalping the blue Gretzky's. He wants $70, and $90 US(for the error) now, and they are trying to justify that too me! Friggin morons! I need some help over there!

I got your back Troy ... even though it's old now ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

so where is Yoga "KG" Boy??

http://www.spawn.com/toys/basketball/nba7/kgarnett2/images/nba7_kgarnett2_photo_01_md.jpg mmmmmm resting atop my pillow.... hah!


It's posts like this ... That get people banned (I'm telling Mark you with-held the KG from the Toronto show) !!! We'll see if you EVER volunteer again ... muhahaha ...

Don't worry when KG does appear at stores ... He'll be on my pillow then !!! ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

i like ebay a lot better these days...

ebay price: shady expo price:
red roy $65us $175cdn
kariya $220us $500cdn
amonte $250us $500cdn
bourque $270us $500cdn
rice 49'ers $110us $250cdn
nh faulk $90us $250cdn
nh sapp $90us $250cdn
brady reg $45us $100cdn
rice raiders $15us $40cdn

those are just some prices i remember when i was told to "bend over"

Were these all from gretzky999's table ??? :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Feel free to change the topic back then.....not like anything's going on right now....hehehe.

It's what I'm doing right now ... hehehe ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Uh, reality check Erik.. they messd up your order cos YOU'RE messed up~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

(and my comeback to your reply will be: I know you are, but what am I?)

I agree ... but that's just me being nice ... :D :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

So am I in Oceans 12 or what???

I vote NO ... only because he with-held the KG ... and is now mocking me about it !!! ... We are not extending this to GTA 13 ... Bob's an honorary member ... NOT YOU ... muhahaha ...

(now you feel the pain I felt when I didn't see the KG on the wall :( ... )

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

for my 5000th post! I declare that I have no life!!! oh wait, you guys already know that. I guess my "see you thread" will be for my 10k post.

So, do I have to do a thank you speech or something now? Like....talk about how wonderful the Family is and you guys smell like Glade and that we all like boobies? Man...I'm not used to giving you guys compliments. How about I just say that you guys don't suck? hehehe.

Erik, you got #5 then. Here's the list of the Oceans 12 right now:

1. Ronmart
2. 2Pack
3. Honger
4. Hazbeen
5. Lurch
6. Quagmire
7. Fonger
8. Jr.
9. Plans
10. Brain
11. Gramps/Roadkill/Moonshine (Troy still hasn't picked one)
12. Uncle Bob


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Hey guys,

I'd like to interrupt this thread for the lurk to make his official introduction. I go by the name of Chubbs and it was nice meeting some of the Toronto collectors this weekend (I'm the asian guy with the sideways hat with Mike aka reboundicon). Got some nice figs this weekend at the show and my room has just enough room for 6 more figures at the most to go on the wall. I think I have to hang them from the ceiling when NHL 9 comes out. I'll post pics if I ever figure out how. That's about it, you may now continue...

Peace.

It was nice meeting you as well ... welcome ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

because of you guys, i'm starting to look at white girls more often now.

MUHAHAHA ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

MMMMMM Lone Star lol, too bad its in Sauga...

I guess she's all mine then .. hehe ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

I ain't going anywhere NEAR the mother! And KK can KEEP his scuffy figures cos I don't wannem!!!

I want that blonde fanny-pack girl at the Expo that was taking care of the Jersey booth... mmmmmm.

She was "Best in Show" ... by far ...

There was the lady working with the photos down the first aisle as well ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

hey rich

hey Fong ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

My thread today !!! ... Well until night ... When you "night-crawlers" fill 5 or 6 pages ... :spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Corona,
You around?

[HazMan]

he was looking, now gone

wanted to ask about the Clemens...

[HazMan]

My thread today !!! ... Well until night ... When you "night-crawlers" fill 5 or 6 pages ... :spawnorb:
Just start posting random junk and see how amny pages you can fill.

[rocksays089]

hey chris,
just give tan a shout ... he'll respond ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Just start posting random junk and see how amny pages you can fill.

i think i will ... :spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Yeah, I'll just PM him.

Bronf asked me if I wanted him to him on Friday to see if he was heading down, I told him not to worry about it.
I want to get the Clemens from him, but I am pretty relaxed about the timing, whatever works is good.

[HazMan]

i think i will ... :spawnorb:
I say 4 or 5 pages worth of nonsense would suffice.

[rocksays089]

I think your right ... 4 or 5 pages sounds good ...

I'll give them till oh ... let's say 4pm ... then it's on ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Repped these 3 ... because I could ... had to spread it for the rest of you ...

hazman
reboundicon
dain_bramage ...

42 mins till 4 pm ...

:spawnorb:

[Dain_Bramage]

LMFAO....You guys are bad.....man....aren't you guys worried that someone is going to print this stuff off....and give it to Kenny some day.:D
What's he gunna do? Beat all 12 of us up? Or what else, not sell the figures we're not buying? hehehe

[Dain_Bramage]

OK, i'm here.....but i'll be stepping in and out til about 5pm then i'll be back....muahahahaha! I think I need to find a wife named Pinky.....that would be sweet. Pinky and the Brain.

[Deserteagle88]

OK, i'm here.....but i'll be stepping in and out til about 5pm then i'll be back....muahahahaha! I think I need to find a wife named Pinky.....that would be sweet. Pinky and the Brain.
I was on the Plane and the flight attendant's name was Pinky ;) I should of grabbed her number for you.

[Dain_Bramage]

I she wasn't one of those Thai Lady-Boys. Y'know, chix with dix.

[Deserteagle88]

No no, she was cute. She was a flight attendant, not fairy boy. LOL :p

[rocksays089]

No no, she was cute. She was a flight attendant, not fairy boy. LOL :p

Look at that Bronf ... free air fare ... now you could visit your "brother" more often !!! ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

OK, i'm here.....but i'll be stepping in and out til about 5pm then i'll be back....muahahahaha! I think I need to find a wife named Pinky.....that would be sweet. Pinky and the Brain.

lucky ... I would have raced to 3,000 posts !!! ... :spawnorb:

[HazMan]

go for 3000 anyway

[rocksays089]

go for 3000 anyway

Ahhh ... peer pressure ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Bronf you got a pm ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

is it 4 pm board time yet ??? :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

ohhh so close ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

twidles thumbs ... :rolleyes: :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

ah ha !!! ... 4 o'clock !!! ... :D :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

don't mind me ... just working till I hit 3,000 posts ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
-Michael Jordan
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.
-Magic Johnson
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

"Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star"
-Cindy Crawford to the BBC
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win."
-Doug Collins
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."
-Muhammad Ali, at the premiere party for the biographical movie "Ali," before a crowd of politicians and Hollywood figures at the Cafe Milano in Washington, D.C.

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

"A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police."
-Muhammad Ali's
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Mike Tyson at his best :

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."

"[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse."
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Questions:

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

I'm going to start adding hockey quotes, just to get the page numbers up there

[HazMan]

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

[HazMan]

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. ~Steve Rushin


I got the 20 second delay message when I sent that last one!

[rocksays089]

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. ~Jim McKenny

[HazMan]

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. ~Stephen Lea****

[rocksays089]

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. ~Brad Park

[HazMan]

Brett Hull: "I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie."

[HazMan]

Gordie Howe: "American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity."

[rocksays089]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Wayne Gretzky: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

[HazMan]

Glen Sather: "You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter."

that explains the Rangers!

[HazMan]

Barclay Plager: "It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a shot at you."

[rocksays089]

What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at him .

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Paul Coffey: "When we've got the puck, they can't score."


Somthing happened to the database.. working again now.

[rocksays089]

Wayne Gretzky: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Tell this to Vince Carter ... he misses 100% of the shots he does take ... :spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Milan Gajic: "I honestly believe some would have given up their left leg to stop a shot in the third period."

[HazMan]

Tell this to Vince Carter ... he misses 100% of the shots he does take ... :spawnorb:
Only when they count... if the coach let's him on the ice for the 4th quarter!

[HazMan]

Conn Smythe: "Put the kids in with a few old pappy guys who still like to win and the combination is unbeatable."

[rocksays089]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?
.
.
.
.
.
.
A stick

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Another one for Vince...

Tom McVie: "You've got to go to the net if you want to score."

[rocksays089]

What do you call a Penguin in the desert?




Lost

hahaha - I like penguins ... :spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes."

[HazMan]

Tony Amonte, on possessing the NHL’s second-longest active playing streak: "It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows."

[HazMan]

Teemu Selanne, on the importance of the All-Star game: "Winning is always fun, but the car is more important."

[rocksays089]

What kinds of keys can't open a door?
.
.
.
.
.
A Turkey, Donkey, or a Monkey.
:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

One that speaks to this group...

Brendan Morrison’s, agent Kurt Overhardt, on his contract negotiations with the Devils: "It’s beyond money at this point. They’re not even treating him as a member of their family, unless it’s a dysfunctional family."

[rocksays089]

What did zero say to eight?
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Nice belt!"
:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Mike Modano, on Sergei Fedorov’s breaking three sticks on Dallas players: " I don’t know if Anna (Kournikova) told him to get tougher or what."

Anna is hot.

[HazMan]

Roy MacGregor, on Yashin’s contract holdout: "Sources also confirm that there is no one left in Canada who can remember when hockey was a simple game, played for fun."

[rocksays089]

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe," he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do....he's in too far!"

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been worse."

One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death.

When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.

"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."

"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'it could have been worse.'"

"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."

About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side.

"No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."

After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."

The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse."

"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed!

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that. ~Nomar Garciaparra

[rocksays089]

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and
points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best piece of *** in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and
walks up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just
did your mother, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to let this get to him, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

"And you know what?" the guy says returning once again. "Your mother was
squealing the whole time!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

:spawnorb:

[HazMan]

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis. ~Tim Green

[HazMan]

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell

[HazMan]

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~George F. Will

[HazMan]

If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same. ~Bob Golic

[HazMan]

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton

[HazMan]

Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a... contact sport. ~Duffy Daugherty

[HazMan]

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team. ~George Raveling

[HazMan]

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. ~Chris Laidlaw, 1973

[HazMan]

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault. ~Jack Tatum

[rocksays089]

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Walking through the woods a man comes up to
Another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly
against the tree. Seeing this he inquires,

"Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No ,would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..."

So he wraps his arms around the tree and
presses his ear up against the tree. With this the
other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him *** naked
and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls
by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark
*** naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.

While he was telling his story, the other guy
shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses
him behind the ear and says... "Ya know sweetheart, this
just ain't your day."

:spawnorb:

[reboundicon]

Were these all from gretzky999's table ??? :spawnorb:
no i was putting together prices that i remembered from various vendors at the show...and doing a comparison...i still love ebay!

[rocksays089]

no i was putting together prices that i remembered from various vendors at the show...and doing a comparison...i still love ebay!

cool ... :spawnorb:

[reboundicon]

Walking through the woods a man comes up to
Another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly
against the tree. Seeing this he inquires,

"Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No ,would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..."

So he wraps his arms around the tree and
presses his ear up against the tree. With this the
other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him *** naked
and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls
by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark
*** naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.

While he was telling his story, the other guy
shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses
him behind the ear and says... "Ya know sweetheart, this
just ain't your day."

:spawnorb:
awww man thats *****ing gross!

[rocksays089]

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Lucy, you're getting fat. Your *** is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill."
Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's moneymaker. " Yep," he said, " Just what I thought, just about the same size. Look at the **** honey, you're as fat as hell! Hey Lucy….Oprah called, she wants her body back!”
The wife became irate and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, " How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. " What's the matter?" he asked.
She replied, " You don't think I'm going to fire up this big *** grill for one little weenie, do you ?"

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

awww man thats *****ing gross!

I posted that one for Wil ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

still no one around !!! hmmm ... :spawnorb:

[reboundicon]

im too busy reading these jokes...haha

[rocksays089]

that's what they are there for !!! ... hehehe ... :spawnorb:

[reboundicon]

thanks rich u made my day!

[rocksays089]

Well I think ... Chris and I did our thing to this thread today ...

*** Dusts off hands ***

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

thanks rich u made my day!

Laughter is the best medicine ... There were some more that I wanted to post ... But I don't think many of the words would have made it ... :spawnorb:

[reboundicon]

Laughter is the best medicine ... There were some more that I wanted to post ... But I don't think many of the words would have made it ... :spawnorb:
haha im sure our imagination could fill in the blanks!

[rocksays089]

A man went into a store and began looking around.

He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them.

He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.

"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "do you want to buy them or not?"

"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers.

"How much?" he asked.

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.

"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.

"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"

"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"

"Five dollars," was the familiar response.

"I'll take that too!" the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him, "Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife. What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Two hunters were out into the woods when one collapses, and he doesn't appear to be breathing.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead. What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First of all let's make sure he is dead."

There is some silence and a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone the guys says, "Okay, now what do I do?"

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo ( he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, your Eminence, "says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.

"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."

"Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered, "An apple."

The teacher replied, "No, Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking."

"Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy,and colored red and brownish."

Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.

"Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies.

"Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.

"A banana," she says.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it has a head on it."

"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Welcome to Joke Day ... At The GTA Thread !!!

Sit back and enjoy the Show ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Canadian on an overseas flight. After a few ****tails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Canadian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.

The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"

The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

by the way, the Ali and tyson quotes killed me!!!

my stomach's still hurting from laughing

They were are smart bunch !!! :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX!

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

There is a boy and girl in CCD class.

The girl falls to sleep.

The teacher asks a question, "Who created Earth?"

The boy pokes her with a pen and she yells "God." She then falls back to sleep.

The teacher asks another question, "Who was the Holy family?"

The boy pokes her with a pen and she says "Jesus, Mary, Joseph." She again falls back to sleep.

The teacher asks another question "What did Mary say to Joseph after their 23rd baby?"

The boy pokes her with a pen and she says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I swear I will snap it in half!"

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

***This one is for deserteagle88 ***

After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...

One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.

After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she said.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe, bewildered.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

Last one for today ...

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"

Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did."

She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday. Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"

Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."

Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"

Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says.

"Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."

:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

I hope you all enjoyed Comedy Fest at the GTA Thread ... :D :spawnorb:

[reboundicon]

rich you truly made my day brother!

[Dain_Bramage]

after all that and you still didn't hit 3000? hehehe

[micheal doyle]

When did we get an uncle Bob?

[silversurfur65]

Holy Smokes What happened to this thread--Bronf you go away for a little while and this is what happens !! ;) :D

[reboundicon]

When did we get an uncle Bob?
over the weekend:)

[Dain_Bramage]

When he decided he wanted to be our Uncle.



When did we get an uncle Bob?

[Dain_Bramage]

hehehe...that's why I told Bob to tell Mark Weber that I should be a mod. hehehe...honestly though, I like it....good job to Rich and Chris.



Holy Smokes What happened to this thread--Bronf you go away for a little while and this is what happens !! ;) :D

[reboundicon]

rich this isnt so bad...although the guy has 0 feedbacks

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5934180352&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

[silversurfur65]

Just went back and read some of the jokes--good stuff !!

Hey Rich you could always post a bunch of smilies to get to 3000 posts--now who would do something as dumb as that !!......runs away !!;)

[Dain_Bramage]

*glances at Jon*

[micheal doyle]

Does Bob spells his name backwards?

[Dain_Bramage]

Only if he drinks 2 Rickard's Red at Lone Star.

[wong94]

sounds like you had a few more than 2 to drink

[Dain_Bramage]

that's my natural charm, not drunkism.

[micheal doyle]

Ya, drunk he picks fights!

[Dain_Bramage]

I only pick fights on people half my size or invalids.....the occasional blind guy too. hehehe

[silversurfur65]

I only pick fights on people half my size or invalids.....the occasional blind guy too. hehehe
You Bully !! , stop taking Rich's lunch money !!

[reboundicon]

haha

[micheal doyle]

It's you that keeps taking Rich's lunch money! That's why I keep getting stuck with his lunch! Anyone want his Power Rangers lunch box? Whats the hand lotion for?

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I met Jon's family on Saturday! Lovely wife Vicki, and gorgeous little girl Lauren! Nice family Jon! And he hooked me up with a retro Selanne! Thanks, bro!
Thanks Troy!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

It was hilarious when Booger called Jon, Dirty HoMo Posse. Actually Dirty Ho Posse is funny too.
LOL!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

At least I actually say something in my posts. There are people that post nothing but smiles and emoticons here (glances at Jon).
:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

damn, almost forgot about Oshawa :(
:confused: :confused:

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

my bunghole hurts just looking at that comparison.
It's not from looking at that comparison!!! Whoa!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Next time we all get together I'm hoping you can make it Troy,still haven't had the pleasure of meeting you or Jon yet !!

:o

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Erik, you got #5 then. Here's the list of the Oceans 12 right now:

1. Ronmart
2. 2Pack
3. Honger
4. Hazbeen
5. Lurch
6. Quagmire
7. Fonger
8. Jr.
9. Plans
10. Brain
11. Gramps/Roadkill/Moonshine (Troy still hasn't picked one)
12. Uncle Bob

Jr I like it!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Yep they must be firing up the BBQ waiting for the skunk to be done !!:D
Squirrel this week!! Skunk is out of season unless we want to Bow hunt but last time we tried that Troy got an arrow in his arse!!! :eek:

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Page 101 was some funny reading!!!

Great work guys!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Just went back and read some of the jokes--good stuff !!

Hey Rich you could always post a bunch of smilies to get to 3000 posts--now who would do something as dumb as that !!......runs away !!;)

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I only pick fights on people half my size or invalids.....the occasional blind guy too. hehehe
Who in the world do you pick fights with then??? Your half my size!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Only in ego and knowledge of Nascar. hehehe



Who in the world do you pick fights with then??? Your half my size!!!

:D

Posse

[Glorystomper]

Still over at my buddy's house.. just finished watching OCEANS ELEVEN for some inspiration!

Called Ol' Dirty Bronf earlier to let him know that Snail got NFL 10 in.. so far no variants upstairs (I think they're holding out for the time being).

NH Eddie George for $35?! Nice score, Mike!

Ken, any word on them hoochies? :D

Rich.. yer lucky that the KG fig wasn't at the show.. you don't wanna know what I did with all the display ones when Bob and Erik left me alone with them.

BOOYAH!

[Dain_Bramage]

Wil smashed a Yao Ming at my crotch. *awaits jokes*

[reboundicon]

i dunno why the snail holds on to all their variants now a days...before it used to be first come first serve...even at $24.99 it wasn't too bad

[silversurfur65]

Ken, any word on them hoochies? :D

No word on the hoochies or the PB Portis yet !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Only in ego and knowledge of Nascar. hehehe
I can think of one more thing!! :eek: :eek: :p

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

So can I but I don't have a "Virginia".



I can think of one more thing!! :eek: :eek: :p

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I tried to hand out 600+ pointers to you guys but I must spread the love first!!

:D

Posse

[wong94]

where's my love

[Dain_Bramage]

Case and point....big "Virginia"...:p



I tried to hand out 600+ pointers to you guys but I must spread the love first!!

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

Do I hear an echo !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Do I hear an echo !!
Nope, that is just Bronf's head slamming off the head board!!! ;) :D

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Nope, Kranium Kenny's daughter isn't over. You hear me Jon...Jon...Jon...Jon...Jon.....

Dude, stick a plunger there or something....works for trombones.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

where's my love
Done, sorry I missed you!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Nope, Kranium Kenny's daughter isn't over.

Isn't she like 12 years old or something???? :rolleyes: :eek:

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Even Fong wants love from Virginia.....:p



Done, sorry I missed you!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Damnit Jon, don't mess this up for me as you get free figs out of it too!



Isn't she like 12 years old or something???? :rolleyes: :eek:

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

Isn't she like 12 years old or something???? :rolleyes: :eek:

:D

Posse
shhhh... she's eleventeen or twelveteen !! Don't want to get Bronf in any trouble !!

[Dain_Bramage]

No kidding! Jon is such a non-team player.



shhhh... she's eleventeen or twelveteen !! Don't want to get Bronf in any trouble !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Damnit Jon, don't mess this up for me as you get free figs out of it too!

Well why didn't you say so!! Wasn't she born on a leap year which would make her 48!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

No kidding! Jon is such a non-team player.
Hey , there is no "I" in Team America!!

:D

Posse

[wong94]

thanks posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

thanks posse
:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

MILFs are Wil's thing and you're the only one into large animals.

Well why didn't you say so!! Wasn't she born on a leap year which would make her 48!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

**** YEAH!



Hey , there is no "I" in Team America!!

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

Didn't you call me Uncle Kracker once? :eek: At least it's better than fossil! :(

That's funny man. My family calls me Boogie (since 1964), my niece calls me Uncle Boogie (hence my boardname). Most all my friends call me Kracker (hence my email address), my nephew calls me Uncle Kracker.

[Dain_Bramage]

but you're still Booger to us.

[silversurfur65]

Where is everyone.,still at work bump !!:(

[silversurfur65]

Oh Ok , Booger and Bronf are here Yayyy !!

[uncleboogie]

I think you called me whitey once, though! Same thing as Kracker, isn't it? :p :D I'm not up to date on the young kids lingo! :o

Kracker #11

NO.
Whitey refers to any white guy.
Kracker refers to any race, color, or ethnicity but only includes the poor people with the term.
Cracker would be the same as whitey as it refers to any white person.
The key is the spelling.

ECK = East Coast Krackers

[silversurfur65]

I like cheese and Krackers !!

[uncleboogie]

Man, if it wasn't for the board limiting you with 3 emoticons, your posts would have like 50 of them would it? heh

Gramps is good....but that doesn't bring the hick-redneck side of you. How about calling you Moonshine? Or Bubbles? hehehe


How about....GEEZER?

[Dain_Bramage]

You guys are all Gwai Lo to me.

[silversurfur65]

You guys are all Gwai Lo to me.
Is that Good or Bad !!:o or maybe a side dish !!

[Dain_Bramage]

Gwai Lo is what we call white people in Cantonese. The funny thing is that literal translation is Ghost Man.

[Dain_Bramage]

side dish....although us Chinese folks will basically eat anything, we haven't adventured into cannibalism yet. hehehe

[silversurfur65]

Oh OK, I Thought I ordered Gwai Lo last time I had chinese food !!

[uncleboogie]

Gwai Lo is what we call white people in Cantonese. The funny thing is that literal translation is Ghost Man.

Ghost Man......I like it!
That's jon's new name!!

[Dain_Bramage]

Speaking of food......I know this will be hard since some of you guys got family stuff to do, but any possibility we can have dinner together as a family? It's Christmas time and would be good just to have everyone meet up, and just have a nice dinner. Just a suggestion as I'm sure it would be quite impossible for everyone to make it.

[silversurfur65]

side dish....although us Chinese folks will basically eat anything, we haven't adventured into cannibalism yet. hehehe
We know Wil will eat almost anything !!:p

[uncleboogie]

Oh OK, I Thought I ordered Gwai Lo last time I had chinese food !!

Wonder who err, uhh I mean what you ate? :rolleyes:

[Dain_Bramage]

Whisper that to him when you guys have some "pillow talk".



Ghost Man......I like it!
That's jon's new name!!

[Dain_Bramage]

Bananas are his favourite.



We know Wil will eat almost anything !!:p

[silversurfur65]

Speaking of food......I know this will be hard since some of you guys got family stuff to do, but any possibility we can have dinner together as a family? It's Christmas time and would be good just to have everyone meet up, and just have a nice dinner. Just a suggestion as I'm sure it would be quite impossible for everyone to make it.
Yeah I would be into that !! I know my work makes it tough but I could do it on a Sunday I'm off.

[Dain_Bramage]

Soylent Green!



Wonder who err, uhh I mean what you ate? :rolleyes:

[uncleboogie]

Whisper that to him when you guys have some "pillow talk".

Damn that's a funny one Bronf! :D

[Dain_Bramage]

Heck, I'm coming to your house THIS Sunday....hehehe....btw, I left a message on your phone. Check it when you get home.



Yeah I would be into that !! I know my work makes it tough but I could do it on a Sunday I'm off.

[silversurfur65]

I think we should visit our Nascar buddies and have dinner with them....I've never tasted Racoon !!

[silversurfur65]

Heck, I'm coming to your house THIS Sunday....hehehe....btw, I left a message on your phone. Check it when you get home.
Bronf for the last time, I'm not into having phone sex with you !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

That's funny man. My family calls me Boogie (since 1964),
Doesn't your family refer to that day in 1964 as FSIN??? You know the infamous "Finger Stuck In Nose" Incident!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Tastes like chicken, I guess?



I think we should visit our Nascar buddies and have dinner with them....I've never tasted Racoon !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I think we should visit our Nascar buddies and have dinner with them....I've never tasted Racoon !!

Tastes like Chicken!!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Tastes like chicken, I guess?
LOL!!

Great Minds!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

You're not Kranium Kenny's daughter...you have nothing to offer me. hehehe



Bronf for the last time, I'm not into having phone sex with you !!

[Dain_Bramage]

LMAO!



LOL!!

Great Minds!!

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

LOL!!

Great Behinds!!

:D

Posse
What the ??

[Dain_Bramage]

(_|_) that's my behind....here's Jon's.....(_o_)

[silversurfur65]

(_|_) that's my behind....here's Jon's.....(_o_)Dear God !! What did uncleboogie do to him !!

[uncleboogie]

Dear God !! What did uncleboogie do to him !!

Jon's the wife, so from now on refer to Jon as "her" and not "him."

Thank You

[Dain_Bramage]

Jon's the wife, so from now on refer to Jon as "her" and not "him."

Thank You

is that right? maybe your behind looks like this? ....(_O_)

[uncleboogie]

Doesn't your family refer to that day in 1964 as FSIN??? You know the infamous "Finger Stuck In Nose" Incident!!

:D

Posse

From now on, please refer to it as the FU DMP incident. :p

[uncleboogie]

is that right? maybe your behind looks like this? ....(_O_)

That's your lips surrounding my behind Bronf. :o You salad shooter you.