Greater Toronto Area Thread!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

You take away all the:

:D

Posse

on this thread and there is probrobly only about 30 posts !!!

:D

Posse

[HazMan]

You take away all the:

:D

Posse

on this thread and there is probrobly only about 30 posts !!!
and of the 30 posts remaining I think I would be comfortable stating that less than 3 have any value

[HazMan]

I will trump that Chris Weinke with a James Jackson!! :eek:

:D

Posse
You're just dirty.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

:rolleyes:

Dr. Bill

Let the Dokter take keer of all yer bord-stalkin needs. :D

Beer!!! Helping ugly people get laid since 1837!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

You take away all the

:D

Posse

his post count would be under 1000.


You take away all the:

:D

Posse

on this thread and there is probrobly only about 30 posts !!!

[uncleboogie]

Beer!!! Helping ugly people get laid since 1837!!

:D

Posse

That ones older than your GEEZERASS. :p

[Dain_Bramage]

And I'm sure you credit yourself with those 2 posts, huh? :D



and of the 30 posts remaining I think I would be comfortable stating that less than 3 have any value

[Dirty Mo Posse]

You're just dirty.

Mo Posse

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Not if Troy is here.



That ones older than your GEEZERASS. :p

[HazMan]

IMG announces European hockey tour

Dominik Hasek says the Worldstars are in for a rough ride if they don't take their competition seriously on their Dec. 7-23 European charity hockey tour.

Early indications are that the hockey will be a little more serious than 10 years ago when Wayne Gretzky and friends played the first version during the last lockout.

``We're playing in the rink where Paul Henderson scored the goal,'' said Maple Leafs tough guy Tie Domi, who's also on board with the Worldstars. ``I'm pumped about playing in the rink, Canada hasn't played there since. That's going to be something else.''

Domi's inclusion on the star-studded roster might raise some eyebrows but it's not a bad idea just in case someone wants to make a name for himself by taking liberties with someone like Sundin or Jagr.

``Obviously if something like that happened, people know what I do in those situations,'' Domi said with a smile.


Is it surprising that the same agency for most (if not all) of the players involved organizes something like this, but not in North America because the players wouldn't be allowed in any of the NHL arenas.

[uncleboogie]

Beer!!! Helping ugly people get laid since 1837!!

:D

Posse

And to think...it still has not helped YOU. :p

[Dain_Bramage]

Jon drinks Zima.



And to think...it still has not helped YOU. :p

[Leafsfan1967]

Where the hell is Posse? :confused: He better not be doing any work at his job! :mad: :D Call me, or PM me biatch! I'm lonely here at Maritime Life! And I still can't find your benefit cheque, so I got you some blank ones to fill in for yourself! ;)

[HazMan]

And I'm sure you credit yourself with those 2 posts, huh? :D
Probably just 1, the other would go to the highest bidder


For Sale
Claims that your post in the Toronto thread is of any value.
I will gladly support your claims and create fradulent supporting documentation to support it.

Email me with a price you want to pay.
Shipping
To 416 -$35
To 905 - $56
To 705 - Your remaining teeth

[uncleboogie]

Jon drinks Zima.

Probably drops a Jolly Rancher in the Zima to get that fruity taste too. [he says with a lisp and gently bent wrist]

[Leafsfan1967]

Not if Troy is here.
Shut up or I'll kick your Gretzky's all the way down the 400 tomorrow! :eek: :p :D You can have 2 tomorrow, okay dude? I really only need to keep 1 for myself! Call me tomorrow! :)

[Dirty Mo Posse]

That ones older than your GEEZERASS. :p
Don't go slamming Troy about his age when he isn't here to defend himself!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Might as well offer that Amonte repaint for $500 too while you're at it. :p



Probably just 1, the other would go to the highest bidder


For Sale
Claims that your post in the Toronto thread is of any value.
I will gladly support your claims and create fradulent supporting documentation to support it.

Email me with a price you want to pay.
Shipping
To 416 -$35
To 905 - $56
To 705 - Your remaining teeth

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Opps, Troy is here now!!

My bad!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

That's fine, I'll just tell Ron that the condition of the Gretzky's is what you think of him. hahahaha. Yes sir...calling you around 5pm, sir.



Shut up or I'll kick your Gretzky's all the way down the 400 tomorrow! :eek: :p :D You can have 2 tomorrow, okay dude? I really only need to keep 1 for myself! Call me tomorrow! :)

[uncleboogie]

I know I look young in my avatar portrait, but I am actually 40. I'm nearing geezer land myself. :spawnskul

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Where the hell is Posse? :confused: He better not be doing any work at his job! :mad: Call me, or PM me biatch! I'm lonely here at Maritime Life! And I still can't find your benefit cheque, so I got you some blank ones to fill in for yourself!

Sorry, believe it or not I was actually working!!! :eek:

Don't let that get out!!!

Grab a few more cheques, it is a 3 Mortgage Payment Month!!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

What the hell is Zima????

Yeah Yeah I know!!!

"Google" the Sh1t Biatch!!

:D

Posse

[HazMan]

Might as well offer that Amonte repaint for $500 too while you're at it. :p
I was thinking of that, but I really expect to get more for the NHLPA version... since it is the 'original and authentic' Amonte
Heck, if the person pays me $783 US, I MIGHT even throw in a Bure and include shipping!

I am SO KIND!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Shut up or I'll kick your Gretzky's all the way down the 400 tomorrow! :eek: You can have 2 tomorrow, okay dude? I really only need to keep 1 for myself! Call me tomorrow! :)
2 Gretzky's!!!! Whoa, someone loves someone!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

What the hell is Zima????

:D

Posse

a 5% alcoholic clear beverage that has fruity flavors.

[Dain_Bramage]

It's about damn time people from the family offer me something good.:p



2 Gretzky's!!!! Whoa, someone loves someone!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

You're already a step better then gretzky999



I was thinking of that, but I really expect to get more for the NHLPA version... since it is the 'original and authentic' Amonte
Heck, if the person pays me $783 US, I MIGHT even throw in a Bure and include shipping!

I am SO KIND!

[silversurfur65]

It's about damn time people from the family offer me something good.:p
I can offer you cigarettes !!

[Dain_Bramage]

So, we eating steak at your house this Sunday? *wink* please, no pizza on Sunday for dear lord.



I can offer you cigarettes !!

[HazMan]

Anybody have digital cable?
If you rent a cable box, you can now buy them at Radio Shack for $99 and get back $100 in programming credits and up to $100 in Rogers on Demand credits.
Just saw it and thought it would be better than renting them.
If anyone is actually interested, I will see if I can get more details tomorrow from Rogers.

I now this was useless, but it mimics my life!!1

[HazMan]

You're already a step better then gretzky999
I though $200 for each of the Team Canada 4 sets was a really great offer and the fact that he said he might drop down to $150 each on Sunday... it makes we weep for the sacrifice he was making

[Dirty Mo Posse]

a 5% alcoholic clear beverage that has fruity flavors.

Like a Smirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade?????

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

So, we eating steak at your house this Sunday? *wink* please, no pizza on Sunday for dear lord.
We can go to Outback for steak !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

It's about damn time people from the family offer me something good.:p

Your Welcome!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

yep

[Dain_Bramage]

Le Biftheque is better.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

We can go to Outback for steak !!

Don't go to the Outback for Steak!!! A Blooming Onion, yes, but steak No!! Go to the Keg for Steak!!!!!!!!

:D

Posse

[Leafsfan1967]

Le Biftheque is better.
I'll be in the building behind The Biftheque on Woodbine tomorrow Bronf! ;)

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Le Biftheque is better.
Killer Prime Rib!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

There is NO WAY, that the Keg's steak is better then Le Biftheque. No fricken way.

[Leafsfan1967]

So..... If you enjoy working outside witout a shirt on, and so does your husband! :eek: You might be a redneck! ;)

[Leafsfan1967]

If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger has changed your life? You might be a redneck! ;)

[Dain_Bramage]

Oh man....I'm hungry now.



Killer Prime Rib!!!

:D

Posse

[Leafsfan1967]

If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth! :D You might be a redneck! ;)

[Leafsfan1967]

If somebody tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is. :eek: You might be a redneck!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

There is NO WAY, that the Keg's steak is better then Le Biftheque. No fricken way.
Who the hell orders Steak at the Biftheque??? Prime Rib is what you must get there!!!

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

If you live in Ontario, watch Nascar, and quote Jeff Foxworthy...you are a damn redneck!!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

If the Jack-O-Lantern on your front porch as more teeth then you, you might just be a redneck!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

True, the prime rib was amazing there but still, the steak there is still better then the Keg. And I do order steak there, where else can you get a 24oz T-Bone with all the trimmings for $24.99?



Who the hell orders Steak at the Biftheque??? Prime Rib is what you must get there!!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

If you live in Ontario, watch Nascar, and quote Jeff Foxworthy...you are a damn redneck!!
and your point would be???

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

where else can you get a 24oz T-Bone with all the trimmings for $24.99?
Bend over and I will show you!!!! :eek: :p

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

we need Ken posting up some rednecks pics now.

[uncleboogie]

If the Jack-O-Lantern on your front porch as more teeth then you, you might just be a redneck!!!

:D

Posse

What if you have the same amount? :rolleyes:

[Leafsfan1967]

If you live in Ontario, watch Nascar, and quote Jeff Foxworthy...you are a damn redneck!!
:D

Posse


Ooops! I mean Gramps! I am so watching that when I get home! I need a good laugh, and I've already looked at myself in the mirror today so....!

[Dain_Bramage]

Is that how you got Booger to marry you?

Bend over and I will show you!!!! :eek: :p

:D

Posse

[HazMan]

The Biftheque downtown is BAAAADDD!

Heard good things about the one's up north, but after the experience I had at the one at the Sheraton Centre... The Keg is my choice for fair prices steak.

[uncleboogie]

Is that how you got Booger to marry you?

You keep forgetting Bronf..Jon is the female (receiver) and I am the male (giver). That 24 oz T-bone Jon is referring to is smothered with my trousers. :p

[HazMan]

crashing

830 meeting

trying to figure out if I just call in.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

What if you have the same amount? :rolleyes:

Flip a coin!! :confused:

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

If you and your dog go for a walk and you both use the same tree...you might be a redneck !!

[Deserteagle88]

:)

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Is that how you got Booger to marry you?

Nope, I lost a bet!! I said you prefered sex with dead cats and he said it was monkies, well lets just say he was more right then I was!!

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

If your fancy salad bowl collection is a bunch of empty Cool-Whip containers....you might be a redneck !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

You keep forgetting Bronf..Jon is the female (receiver) and I am the male (giver). That 24 oz T-bone Jon is referring to is smothered with my trousers. :p

Not so much

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Sam just won the plainest post for this thread.



:)

[uncleboogie]

Nope, I lost a bet!! I said you prefered sex with dead cats and he said it was monkies, well lets just say he was more right then I was!!

:D

Posse

It's PELICANS daggone it!! PELICANS!!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

If you cut your lawn and find a car then you might just be a redneck!!

:D

Posse

[Leafsfan1967]

You keep forgetting Bronf..Jon is the female (receiver) and I am the male (giver). That 24 oz T-bone Jon is referring to is smothered with my trousers. :p
Now that there's funny! I don't care who ya are. If ya can't laugh at that, ya need ta get up on outta here! :D Git R Done !!!!!!!

[silversurfur65]

If you have a working television set on top of a broken one...you might be a redneck !!

[Dain_Bramage]

If you spell monkeys like "monkies", chances are you are a redneck.

[Dain_Bramage]

Nope, I lost a bet!! I said you prefered sex with dead cats and he said it was monkies, well lets just say he was more right then I was!!

:D

Posse
I don't have sex with your food. Besides, it's pelicans you arse!

[silversurfur65]

If you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks...you might be a redneck !!

[uncleboogie]

If you drive to and from work in your home (trailer)....you may be reddish around the neck.

[Dain_Bramage]

"Are you cousin Billy?"

"Do you want me to be?"

*nods*

"Well I shorrr am!!!!"



If you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks...you might be a redneck !!

[uncleboogie]

If you spell monkeys like "monkies", chances are you are a redneck.

Bronf wins most original........wait a minute a last minute entry:

If you look like my avatar...you are most likely a redneck

[Dirty Mo Posse]

If you spell monkeys like "monkies", chances are you are a redneck.
No argument here!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Your avatar looks more like if Frankenstein became a nerd.



Bronf wins most original........wait a minute a last minute entry:

If you look like my avatar...you are most likely a redneck

[uncleboogie]

Your avatar looks more like if Frankenstein became a nerd.

Hey don't talk about my mama that way!

[silversurfur65]

Wow we're all having a good ol fashioned Ho-down !!!

[Dain_Bramage]

If that's how your mama looks, I can understand why your name is Booger.

[Leafsfan1967]

If you missed grade 5 graduation, because you had jury duty! You might be a redneck!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Wow we're all having a good ol fashioned Ho-down !!!
That reminds me??

If someone yells Ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor then you might just be a redneck!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

When your family tree is a twisted vine, you might be a redneck.

[uncleboogie]

Wow we're all having a good ol fashioned Ho-down !!!

And you are the first ho-to-go-down. :eek:

[uncleboogie]

When your family tree is a twisted vine, you might be a redneck.

If you family tree has no branches...REDNECK!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

And you are the first ho-to-go-down. :eek:

Zing!!!!! LOL!!!!

:D

Posse

[Leafsfan1967]

Did ya hear? Posse got arrested at that new Bass Pro Shops the other day! Apparently he was eating a corn dog, and got the farts, and they accused him of stealing a duck call whistle, and some stink bait! :eek: :D

[silversurfur65]

And you are the first ho-to-go-down. :eek:
sounds "kinky" !!!

[Leafsfan1967]

If the only reason you walk your kid to school, is because your in the same grade! You might be a redneck!

[Dain_Bramage]

I think I'm going to grow a mullet in honour of the last 2 pages.

[silversurfur65]

If you use your sock as a paper towel...you might be a redneck !!

[silversurfur65]

Q) WHAT ARE THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF A REDNECK?
A) HEY, YA'LL ..... WATCH THIS!!!!

[uncleboogie]

If you get arrested at a Bass Pro Shop....you just might qualify as a redneck.

[silversurfur65]

when you listen for the sound of a lawnmower to find your kids ...you might be a redneck !!

[Dain_Bramage]

we need someone to play the banjo in here for some mood music.

[silversurfur65]

This is for you Nascar boys !!

If You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman
start your engines!".... you might be a redneck !!

[uncleboogie]

If you sit up half the night posting redneck jokes on the Spawn B/S/T Board....Redneck City for sure.

[silversurfur65]

if you've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot..you might be a redneck !!

[silversurfur65]

if you have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows.... you might be a redneck !!

[uncleboogie]

If all these jokes have a similarity to your life.....you might be a redneck.

[silversurfur65]

if you have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room....you might be a redneck !!

[silversurfur65]

if you can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember
your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.... you might be a redneck !!

[silversurfur65]

OK I'm done !!

[silversurfur65]

Hey Bronf , do you want to go out to eat on Sunday seriously !!Thats cool with me !!

[Dain_Bramage]

Ken, anything is cool. Just no pizza....was wondering if you have BBQ or a habachi or something so we can just fry up some steaks

[uncleboogie]

If you end all your posts like this:

:D

Posse

you're an idiot, err, uhhh, ummmm, I mean redneck. :p

[silversurfur65]

Ken, anything is cool. Just no pizza....was wondering if you have BBQ or a habachi or something so we can just fry up some steaks
I have a barbecue, We can go to A&P or Sobeys and get some steaks when you guys comeover !!

[silversurfur65]

What do you have against Pizza !!

Unkieboogie what do you suggest we fire up on the BBQ !!

[Dain_Bramage]

NICE! me rikey!

[silversurfur65]

I think we should get Rich to cook them !!

[Dain_Bramage]

Huh?

[silversurfur65]

The Steaks, we should get Rich to BBQ while we watch football !!
Remember you are his Bully !!

[uncleboogie]

What do you have against Pizza !!

Unkieboogie what do you suggest we fire up on the BBQ !!

Put the flame to that skunk and chase it with beer. Then some good ole taters and beans on the side. MMMM MMM
Skunk
Beer
Taters
Beans
breakfast of rednecks.

[Dain_Bramage]

Nah, I only steal his lunch money. I wouldn't go that far in making him my biatch.

[Dain_Bramage]

Umm....are those taters or are those shotgun shells?



Put the flame to that skunk and chase it with beer. Then some good ole taters and beans on the side. MMMM MMM
Skunk
Beer
Taters
Beans
breakfast of rednecks.

[silversurfur65]

Put the flame to that skunk and chase it with beer. Then some good ole taters and beans on the side. MMMM MMM
Skunk
Beer
Taters
Beans
breakfast of rednecks.
That actually sounds good......except for the skunk part !!:D

[uncleboogie]

Steaks
Shrimp skewered with lemon, onions, and scallops
Corn on the cob cooked in the shucks on the grill
That is what I really suggest.

[Dain_Bramage]

What the hell are shucks?

[uncleboogie]

What the hell are shucks?

That's redneck for don't peel the corn on the cob...leave it and throw it directly on the grill. Takes a little while but MMM MMMMM. Then peel and eat!!

[Dain_Bramage]

you mean cornhusks?

[silversurfur65]

Steaks
Shrimp skewered with lemon, onions, and scallops
Corn on the cob cooked in the shucks on the grill
That is what I really suggest.
I think Bronf is salivating !! Time for a patty !!

[uncleboogie]

That's not redneckish enough. You buy frozen corn on the cob don't you? Here in Virginia we grow it in our backyard. Yes Bronf leave the corn in the cornhusks (the green part) and just drop them on the BBQ, close the lid and turn every now and then. Not direct flame but slowly cook.

[Dain_Bramage]

Man, I'm hungry

[Dain_Bramage]

Umm...no, we don't buy frozen corn on the cob. We just get them from the south and in the summer, we have our own. Funny though, frozen corn on the cob.



That's not redneckish enough. You buy frozen corn on the cob don't you? Here in Virginia we grow it in our backyard. Yes Bronf leave the corn in the cornhusks (the green part) and just drop them on the BBQ, close the lid and turn every now and then. Not direct flame but slowly cook.

[uncleboogie]

Man, I'm hungry

Me too!! Good thing we have that Cantonese food left over in the fridge. *wipes the spittle from his chin as he gets up to get it*

[Dain_Bramage]

hehehe....Cantonese food.

[silversurfur65]

Me too!! Good thing we have that Cantonese food left over in the fridge. *wipes the spittle from his chin as he gets up to get it*
LMAO !! pwoot-ting !! into the spit bucket !!

[Deserteagle88]

All this talk about food, I'm going to go eat :o

[uncleboogie]

hehehe....Cantonese food.

I swear the menu said, "Chinese, Cantonese, and Schezwean (whatever...spicy) food." It is called "New Top's China."

[silversurfur65]

I don't know why I find having Cantonese restaraunts in VA amusing !!

[Dain_Bramage]

No no, I'm laughing cuz you said Cantonese food. Most white folks won't know what is what and just say Chinese food. Bravo! But i'm sure you're eating fake Chinese food.

[Dain_Bramage]

Proof that us Chinese folks are EVERYWHERE!!!! Muahahahaahaaa! Fear of a Yellow Planet!



I don't know why I find having Cantonese restaraunts in VA amusing !!

[uncleboogie]

I don't know why I find having Cantonese restaraunts in VA amusing !!

I'll pick up a menu and send it to you...you can laugh all you want then.

[Dain_Bramage]

Actually Chinese restaurants in Brampton are just as funny. Bramladesh!! hehehe

[silversurfur65]

I'll pick up a menu and send it to you...you can laugh all you want then.
I might try and order from it, I love spicy food !!

[uncleboogie]

No no, I'm laughing cuz you said Cantonese food. Most white folks won't know what is what and just say Chinese food. Bravo! But i'm sure you're eating fake Chinese food.

Actually the people speak very little broken english..well one of them has gotten very good at it but I never hear english coming out of the kitchen. She even calls the orders to the kitchen in her native tongue (not sure). Food is very good (to a kracker) and the 2 females that are there will make your pants tighten for sure. Not sure where they are from.
My wife works with a woman from Japan and the food she has brought to get togethers....WOW.

[silversurfur65]

Actually Chinese restaurants in Brampton are just as funny. Bramladesh!! hehehe
You're telling me !! I live it !!

[uncleboogie]

Wish I could cook food like that...I can only cook redneckish food.

[uncleboogie]

I repped who I could.

[silversurfur65]

Us white folks love Cantonese,Chinese or Japanese food !! hehe, Do any of you like Sushi !!

[Dain_Bramage]

hehehe...I can but no way I'm anyone's cook-biatch

[Dain_Bramage]

Considering Cantonese IS Chinese food....but yes, Sushi rocks.



Us white folks love Cantonese,Chinese or Japanese food !! hehe, Do any of you like Sushi !!

[silversurfur65]

Considering Cantonese IS Chinese food....but yes, Sushi rocks.
oops I feel so lowbrow !! hehe, and Bronf I would love it if you were my cook-biatch !!:p

[uncleboogie]

hehehe...I can but no way I'm anyone's cook-biatch

I love to cook. There is a Chinese Market I been wanting to hit...but with me not working I have to wait till the judgements are all paid!! ;) . Wanna try to make some Lo Mein (shrimp).

[Dain_Bramage]

We'll just agree to make Rich the cook biatch.



oops I feel so lowbrow !! hehe, and Bronf I would love it if you were my cook-biatch !!:p

[silversurfur65]

I love to cook. There is a Chinese Market I been wanting to hit...but with me not working I have to wait till the judgements are all paid!! ;) . Wanna try to make some Lo Mein (shrimp).
mmmmm...Lo Mein shrimp !! Bronf we haft to make it to VA one day and have dinner with unkieboogie !!

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I repped who I could.
Me too!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Mmm....Lo Mein......a restaurant my family goes to sells most of their Lo Mein dishes for $2.50 Canadian. Inexpensive and yummy.



I love to cook. There is a Chinese Market I been wanting to hit...but with me not working I have to wait till the judgements are all paid!! ;) . Wanna try to make some Lo Mein (shrimp).

[uncleboogie]

mmmmm...Lo Mein shrimp !! Bronf we haft to make it to VA one day and have dinner with unkieboogie !!

Oh boy. :mad:

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Do any of you like Sushi !!
That is on the work lunch menu every Friday night we get stuck working!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

I'm not sure if I want to eat redneck food. I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to cultural food but skunk just doesn't seem to appeal to me. :D



Oh boy. :mad:

[Dirty Mo Posse]

mmmmm...Lo Mein shrimp !! Bronf we haft to make it to VA one day and have dinner with unkieboogie !!
Time to move Boogie!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[reboundicon]

just came back from the movies...saw "friday night lights"

its pretty damn good...check it out if you guys have the time =)

[silversurfur65]

We'll just agree to make Rich the cook biatch.
I betcha Wil would try to marinate our steaks with his secret sauce !!

[uncleboogie]

Mmm....Lo Mein......a restaurant my family goes to sells most of their Lo Mein dishes for $2.50 Canadian. Inexpensive and yummy.

That's what I had tonight! $7.50 for a quart. I had to have it though. Shrimp Lo Mein makes me hungry again.

[Dain_Bramage]

You want Boogie to come to Oshawa huh? Booty call!!!



Time to move Boogie!!! ;)

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

I betcha Wil would try to marinate our steaks with his secret sauce !!

:D

[Dain_Bramage]

OK, I just lost my appetite completely.



I betcha Wil would try to marinate our steaks with his secret sauce !!

[silversurfur65]

OK, I just lost my appetite completely.
I really want some Lo Mein now !!:(

[uncleboogie]

I betcha Wil would try to marinate our steaks with his secret sauce !!
Doesn't he call that KY ala Wil?

[Dain_Bramage]

For the Chinese folks in the family or those who lurk:

Dew lay lo mo! hehehe


I really want some Lo Mein now !!:(

[Dain_Bramage]

*barfs*



Doesn't he call that KY ala Wil?

[silversurfur65]

I hope that translates To "Ken is the greatest" but I highly doubt it !! lol

[uncleboogie]

For the Chinese folks in the family or those who lurk:

Dew lay lo mo! hehehe

Can you put that in redneck?

[Dain_Bramage]

Put your cra in your mama.



Can you put that in redneck?

[Dain_Bramage]

I don't think anyone even says that in English.



I hope that translates To "Ken is the greatest" but I highly doubt it !! lol

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I don't think anyone even says that in English.

LMAO!!!

:D

Posse

[silversurfur65]

I don't think anyone even says that in English.
only the ladies .!!:D

[uncleboogie]

Put your cra in your mama.
*flips the bird and asks politely* Can you translate THAT into Cantonese? :p

[Dain_Bramage]

Awwwww right! Giggity giggity.



only the ladies .!!:D

[uncleboogie]

only the ladies .!!:D
Those are men dressed like ladies and too much beer in you.

[silversurfur65]

Awwwww right! Giggity giggity.
http://www.evilmonkey.tv/downloads/quagmirethrust.gif

[Dain_Bramage]

*flips the bird and asks politely* Can you translate THAT into Cantonese? :p
*flips the bird back* It's the same. hehehe

[silversurfur65]

Those are men dressed like ladies and too much beer in you.
Those are Sam's.. ahem.. "friends" !!

[Dain_Bramage]

Does that mean Ken receives or gives? Or should I say, is he a Jon or a Gene?



Those are men dressed like ladies and too much beer in you.

[uncleboogie]

*flips the bird back* It's the same. hehehe
:p :D

[Dain_Bramage]

What's the term I saw in Sex in the City? I think it's called fu@k buddy.



Those are Sam's.. ahem.. "friends" !!

[uncleboogie]

Does that mean Ken receives or gives? Or should I say, is he a Jon or a Gene?

Depends on the amount of beer he drinks...too much and he grabbin his ankles...too little and he's hand dancing again. :eek:

[uncleboogie]

What's the term I saw in Sex in the City? I think it's called fu@k buddy.

That translates to your hand Bronf.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Depends on the amount of beer he drinks...too much and he grabbin his ankles...too little and he's hand dancing again. :eek:
I sure as hell hope you are not talking about me!!! Cause we both know the only sex we have together is Hallway Sex!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

(_0_) = if Ken doesn't get the right balance of alchy :p

[silversurfur65]

That translates to your hand Bronf.
ahahaha .. Zing !!

OK I gotta go and cash out, be back later if you crazy cats are still here !!

[Dain_Bramage]

Rather my hand then you with Jon.



That translates to your hand Bronf.

[Dain_Bramage]

I sure as hell hope we both know the only sex we have is together
Says the fudge-maker to the fudge-packer.

[uncleboogie]

Rather my hand then you with Jon.

I love you Bronf...you are a funny Cantonese man.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Rather use my hand on you then Jon.
Whoa!!!

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

Says the fudge-maker to the fudge-packer.

OH ***** (pun intended) that's FUNNY.

[Dain_Bramage]

I try to entertain the whitest folk I know. We don't get enough true whiteys here in Markham.



I love you Bronf...you are a funny Cantonese man.

[Dain_Bramage]

Speaking of whiteys.....just wanted to ask you guys here....which white chick celebrity would you want to bang the most?

[Dirty Mo Posse]

I try to entertain the whitest folk I know. We don't get enough true whiteys here in Markham.
Are there any???

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

When Troy comes into the city there's 1 that I know of.

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Speaking of whiteys.....just wanted to ask you guys here....which white chick celebrity would you want to bang the most?
Too many to name, but have loved Jennifer Love Hewitt for LONG time!!!

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Not a bad choice. Where is she now? Last thing I remember she did was Tuxedo.



Too many to name, but have loved Jennifer Love Hewitt for LONG time!!!

:D

Posse

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Not a bad choice. Where is she now? Last thing I remember she did was Tuxedo.

Not in my bed and that is all that really matters!!! :(

:D

Posse

[uncleboogie]

I try to entertain the whitest folk I know. We don't get enough true whiteys here in Markham.

I know there is white and American Indian for sure in our ancestory. Dutch and Black (by black I mean ancestor that came to America that was black but not sure of exact country and not African-American) are highly possible. For our future generations we have mixed in Japanese and Pakastani. So I prefer Kracker and not whitey. I'm kinda' all mixed up. :)

[Dain_Bramage]

I think she's singing in Japan or something now.



Not in my bed and that is all that really matters!!! :(

:D

Posse

[Dain_Bramage]

Yessir Kracker. Cool though, seems like the family is pretty multicultural....hey, just like Toronto. See, you BELONG in this thread.....oh yes, and the Glade thread.



I know there is white and American Indian for sure in our ancestory. Dutch and Black (by black I mean ancestor that came to America that was black but not sure of exact country and not African-American) are highly possible. For our future generations we have mixed in Japanese and Pakastani. So I prefer Kracker and not whitey. I'm kinda' all mixed up. :)

[uncleboogie]

Britney wants me.

[Dain_Bramage]

I see Mike and Chubby Wubby lurking but not saying anything. I guess they don't find white girls pretty?

[reboundicon]

goodnight guys!

remember watch "friday night lights"...theatres, burned version, bootleg...whatever its good =)

[Dain_Bramage]

So you're the redneck she married?



Britney wants me.

[uncleboogie]

Yessir Kracker. Cool though, seems like the family is pretty multicultural....hey, just like Toronto. See, you BELONG in this thread.....oh yes, and the Glade thread.


**Sprays Glade around, breathes deeeeep, and smiles.**

[reboundicon]

personally i like asians bronfster

[Dain_Bramage]

Man, did you have a part if the film or something? You seem so pro- this movie.

goodnight guys!

remember watch "friday night lights"...theatres, burned version, bootleg...whatever its good =)

[Dain_Bramage]

Me too, but I'm just saying if you were to bang a white check celeb...who would it be?



personally i like asians bronfster

[uncleboogie]

So you're the redneck she married?

No. She just wants me
.....................to leave her the hell alone!

[reboundicon]

Man, did you have a part if the film or something? You seem so pro- this movie.
i just never knew how serious high school football was to people in the states...its krazy...high school hockey for me was nothing close to that!...

[Dain_Bramage]

Whoa...maybe you're that stalker from Japan that has been stalking her for 4 years.



No. She just wants me
.....................to leave her the hell alone!

[reboundicon]

Me too, but I'm just saying if you were to bang a white check celeb...who would it be?
hrmmmm maybe lexus from debbie does dallas:D

[uncleboogie]

i just never knew how serious high school football was to people in the states...its krazy...high school hockey for me was nothing close to that!...
I've seen parents fighting (punching, kicking, etc..) in the stands of Pee Wee League games...much less high school.

[Dain_Bramage]

For a guy who likes asians, you sure watch quite a bit of whitey porn. hehehe



hrmmmm maybe lexus from debbie does dallas:D

[reboundicon]

For a guy who likes asians, you sure watch quite a bit of whitey porn. hehehe
cant live without it:D

hahahaha

[uncleboogie]

Whoa...maybe you're that stalker from Japan that has been stalking her for 4 years.

I do look Japanese for a kracker don't I?

[Dain_Bramage]

It's the teeth....Japanese are famous for having horrible teeth too.

[reboundicon]

on a side note...did you order 2 stealth predators bronf?

do you think they will hold mine since i havent paid my outstanding brokerage/customs fees?

[uncleboogie]

It's the teeth....Japanese are famous for having horrible teeth too.
:o :D

Teeth? What's wrong with my teeth?

[Dain_Bramage]

Yeah, I ordered 2 as well. I don't know man, I haven't paid mine either.



on a side note...did you order 2 stealth predators bronf?

do you think they will hold mine since i havent paid my outstanding brokerage/customs fees?

[Dain_Bramage]

Um....nothing....they are fine....just like Austin Powers.



:o :D

Teeth? What's wrong with my teeth?

[uncleboogie]

I'm hittin the hay too...I have to have my real life wife to work in 4 hours!!

hooo doggy...I sure do preciate you complimintin me and my purdy new teef...sayin I look like that there slebrity Austin Powers. He sure is a might heap of a star aint he?

[Dain_Bramage]

he SHOOOR is! okie, i'm out too. nite folks....hahaha...Ken is alone again.

[uncleboogie]

nite John Boy

[silversurfur65]

Damn !!

[silversurfur65]

I just got home !!

[uncleboogie]

kiss

[silversurfur65]

blows kiss back !!

[Dain_Bramage]

ewww....you guys are kissing now. ***!

[reboundicon]

grosss dude!

[silversurfur65]

Were lonely, I Thought everyone left !!

[silversurfur65]

Hey Mike, are you coming over Sunday !!

[reboundicon]

hrmmm im pretty stacked with work...if i can i'll let you buys know for sure

[reboundicon]

i miss smoking in doors!

[silversurfur65]

Cool , see what you can do !!

[Leafsfan1967]

if you have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room....you might be a redneck !!
:eek: :o

[reboundicon]

goodnight guys!!!!

[silversurfur65]

Troy you don't.... do you !! LOL

[silversurfur65]

night Mike !!

[Leafsfan1967]

Troy you don't.... do you !! LOL
Naaah, but I prolly would if I wasn't married! :D I do have lots of his cars kickin around, though! ;)

[Dirty Mo Posse]

Back boys!!

Sorry got called away for work!!!

The nerve of some people!!!

LOL

:D

Posse

[micheal doyle]

:spawnskul

[wong94]

hey bronf can you see if ronmart has a messier series 5 variant for little old me pm to let me know thanks

[rocksays089]

Ken, anything is cool. Just no pizza....was wondering if you have BBQ or a habachi or something so we can just fry up some steaks
I like this idea !!! ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

I think we should get Rich to cook them !!
I'm a master chef .... you will all be amazed !!! ... I swear to God !!! :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

just came back from the movies...saw "friday night lights"

its pretty damn good...check it out if you guys have the time =)
Greatest thing in this movie was the blind side sack by the blitzing free safety ... DID YOU SEE HOW FAR HE JUMPED !!! :eek: :spawnorb:

[uncleboogie]

we need someone to play the banjo in here for some mood music.

*picks up banjo and begins picking, then singing*
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bronf and all his kin. And they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin in. You're all invited back all week to this locality. For a heapin helpin of their disFUNctionality, Hillbilly that is. Ya'll take yer shoes off, set a spell. Ya'll come back now ya here?
*smiles, puts down banjo and asks Bronf* How was that?

:D

5 tooth, inbred, redneck, hillbilly

[rocksays089]

Speaking of whiteys.....just wanted to ask you guys here....which white chick celebrity would you want to bang the most?
Check the sig for number 1 !!! ... Jessica Biel a very close 2nd ... :spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

After all that red neck talk ... I could only think about that episode of Family Guy when they move down south ...

And then Stewie could play the banjo for you guys ...
:spawnorb:

[rocksays089]

KG Says Hi!!!

All the way from my *****!!
Your lucky stars show up ... Because that's what KG is going to make you see ... soon enough !!!

:spawnorb:

[uncleboogie]

Check the sig for number 1 !!! ... Jessica Biel a very close 2nd ... :spawnorb:

Please quit posting that pic...you know I must stay at least 5,000 feet away from her or a pic of her.
She wants me though.

[rocksays089]

I don't post my sig often ... ;) ... often enough ... :spawnorb: