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M-41A
12-27-2007, 05:49 PM
Before I begin my in depth review of AVP-R, I would like to apologize for this thread all together as I know there are a large number of threads already regarding the movie itself. But I feel this thread will offer my own vast feelings, critiques and thoughts on the movie and will spark some good clean conversation of relevance from one Alien/Predator fan to many others about the movie, both franchises and the like. This review will be long and drawn out which much written and said and will have many spoilers. I will not touch on everything in AVP-R or give away everything as time is of the essence and I am a busy man working, and writing for friends’ web pages and such. I will touch on whatever comes to mind. But I will do my best. However, please enjoy and discuss. Please leave this thread alone and bump it in the days and weeks to come.

To start things I will stand tall and proud to proclaim this aloud: Paul and Colin Strause nailed it. They nailed it. Minus the sub-par acting and George Lucas-like dialogue, these two hit the nail right on the head and scored one for the home team which is my team mind you or even your team; a team for which was devastated when AVP I was released and viewed because quite frankly; it was horrible. This is a franchise about Aliens and Predators battling and hunting each other to the death and nothing more. No cheesy temples, characters and sub plots. Who cares about humans, right? We want to see Aliens and Predators killing each other. Take note though, I love the Predators and wear there team logo upon my baseball cap. Going into this movie, I wanted to see blood and action. I saw this. I saw this indeed and am darn happy about it. Predators hunt Aliens for sport and trophies as the Predators are aware that the Aliens themselves are their numero uno nemesis even more so than that of humans and dinosaurs. On the other hand, the Aliens are aware, and are almost equally gifted hunters as the Predators are. The Strause Bros realized this, kept it real and from being fans of both franchises themselves, they went to work and never looked back. At this movies end, you have a true favorite main character, unlike at the end of the first one due to the portrayal. Scar had tact and was likeable indeed, but was young and inexperienced, hence him allowing a face hugger to impregnate him. Flip to AVP-R and we the fans are introduced to a Predator we have never seen before. We as fans have someone or something to cheer for. And at movies end, we truly think that this new Predator, whom I will touch on a bit later, is one seriously awesome Predator not to mention one BAMF.

Side note: Somewhere in the world of now, I truly hope the director of the first movie, a name for which I refuse to say aloud and or type with my digits is cowering alone, in some corner of a dark room crying his heart out in disgust with images of those three red dots and what could have been had he pulled his head out of his rectum to construct a decent movie (AVP I). On his desk, for the rest of his life he should have a framed picture of the Strause Bros dead center.

I have had plenty of time to analyze this movie as I have seen it three times in two days and I must say I liked it equally all three times with the exception of a few late arriving opinions I formulated. You know, you see a movie the first time and you love it. But you see it again and maybe even again and you start to notice things and the qualms come forth. First off, the movie itself only spans 86 minutes, which is a bit of a let down. It is a let down because with how well I feel the Strauss Bros did do on this movie; they could have done so much more. Some of the fight scenes could have been longer. And there are a few scenes that I would have loved to have actually seen, rather than imagine. It is also a let down because, well I am a true fan darn it, and I want a two and a half hour movie with Aliens and Predators fighting and killing at will. I swear, twenty minutes longer and I’d be completely elated with tears of joy instead of my current mood which does in fact involve a large smile minus the tears and quick kneel to the cinematic Gods. But the movie is rated R and rightfully so as any movie of either franchise should be rated R, with blood, guts, gore, cursing and the like.

The movie starts with an obvious Predator scout ship of some sort still flying around the earth. This tells me that this scout ship launched from the rather huge main ship we saw at the end of AVP-I after Scar’s life line had ended and we caught our first glimpse of the Elder Predator interacting with an allied human, ala the end of Predator II. And since we once again see the hybrid burst from Scar’s chest, we are to assume that this movie takes place maybe even hours from the end of the first movie. The ship itself crash lands in the wilderness near a small Colorado town due to the birth of the hybrid or Predalien. The Hybrid is born in flight and slaughters the Predators at will and with much ease. Now I enjoyed these short scenes because it shows the power and might of the hybrid as well as tease us and we have actually fully seen the hybrid in its entirety yet. You see this hybrid is more alien than Predator, obviously, but add on the Predators pure strength and survival instincts and you have a cross breed that reigns above the average Alien and average Predator. But make no mistake about it, the Hybrid itself looks amazing. I give major props to the creative department of this production because their creation of the hybrid is true to form and simply looks incredible. Sci-Fi fans should applaud. Shortly after the ship crashes, due to a Predator misfiring with its plasma cannon at the Hybrid and hitting the main control systems, causing the ship to crash, the chaos begins. This same Predator, injured and dying attempts to activate its self destruct mechanism, but the Hybrid catches onto this quickly and kills the Predator. Through interesting, yet very simplistic sub-plots, the Pred-Alien and its children of sorts, start spreading through the small city as fast as the plague. Face huggers, face huggers of which were already in captivity aboard the Predator ship, escape the crashed vessel and go to work. At the movies beginning you become excited and you realize that this movie will hold back nothing, as we see a small young boy both attacked by a face hugger. A few frames later we see the chest burster burst from the young boy’s chest. I say this because I mean common people, what kind of a movie kills a small child in such a violent in humane way? Exactly. And boy do the Aliens indeed earn there checks, spreading through out the city very quickly and with an obvious purpose to slaughter and spread. Through out the course of the movie, we learn that the Pred-Alien has its own personal agenda at hand which involves it spreading its seed to as many people as possible. We also learn that the Pred-Alien can spread its seed without laying eggs as it not only has that second slashing mouth that protrudes out from its mandibles, but has the same sort of long hose like tube that the face hugger has. All the Pred Alien has to do is shove that down the throat of its victims and pump its new borns directly into the bellies of pregnant women. Now this intrigued me some, because we learn that the Pred Alien can do this. Just the same we learn that the hybrid can sense and seek an already pregnant human, knowing that this humans belly can hold more seeds. By knowing this, the hybrid can impregnate a human with more than one Alien, unlike the typical face hugger which is good for one seed and than dies.

Enter, stage right, our hero and soon to be BAMF. The production team called this particular Predator “The Wolf” because it is much like one. We, the fans learn this as well. Now upon tracking the scout ship from its home world (through seeing this we learn more about the depth of the Predators technology as well as assume that it is in fact the Predators home world) this Predator, I too will call him The Wolf, embarks on his own search and destroy mission to basically seek out and kill the Hybrid, a creature he identifies through tracking the ship and actually viewing what had happened on the ship, much like we ourselves would on a home surveillance system or monitor. He watches this, and immediately picks out a special helmet of sorts, arms himself and blasts off for Colorado. Adding more motive and fuel to The Wolf’s fury and fire, upon finding the crashed ship, we learn that the Wolf has a strong emotional connection to one of the deceased Predators for who was slaughtered by the Hybrid. This fact may have been why it had been tracking the ship in the first place. This deceased Predator was a loved one of sorts to The Wolf. This enrages the Wolf and off it goes. Now let me touch on the Wolf for awhile; it is no ordinary Predator. It is a veteran of the species. A true warrior of the Predator realm it is, with much hunting experience and many new and old weapons at his disposal. Not only does he have his own plasma cannon, but he adds to his cache of killing devices by taking a plasma cannon off of the dead Predator it had known and attaches it to his plasma cannon harness, thus giving him two shoulder cannons, one on either side; awesome I say. We also learn that the rumors were right on queue as this particular breed of Predator is the extraterrestrial version of Harvey Keitel from the movie Pulp Fiction. It is a cleaner. Its job, in addition to seeking and destroying the Hybrid itself and any other Aliens it comes across, is also to clean up and destroy any and all traces of its own existence and of the Aliens as well. We see it do this time and time again through out the whole movie. The Wolf itself is an splendid sight to see upon arrival and even at the end of the film. Like the Predators from I and II, this Predator looks and acts how a Predator should or at least how we feel they should and have come to know them as. It is slender, fast and extremely talented and athletic. Several scenes in the movie allow us to witness this. In AVP I, the Predators were huge gargantuan and thick and resembled football players, rather than Predators. This Predator is intelligent and fierce, and is there to take to prisoners. We learn this when a Deputy who is armed, yet no real threat is killed by the Wolf with no mercy. I know, duh, he’s a Predator; his main duty is to hunt and kill. I know this, but this scene sends a separate message. From this scene I gathered that the Wolf killed him because he saw the Wolf in the first place and for no other reason. From this scene, the Wolf begins his search, seeking out the Aliens through the usage of new technology, never before seen by us the fans. This new technology is that of a tracking system which is a part of the Predators control panel in this lower forearm. He tracks them from the DNA sample he took from the crashed ship and seeks out the Aliens. I loved these scenes, personally, because we really get to see the Predator, hard at work and hunting. But never lose focus; he is there to not necessarily kill humans, yet to kill the Hybrid. But if threatened by humans, he will kill them as well. We know this for certain from a scene where the townsfolk, armed and unarmed, are in woods searching for missing people. Travel back to the first Predator movie of that Predator stalking and watching Dutch’s crew and we all know what happened to most of them right? Right. This time around though, the Predator already has a job and focus at hand which does not include human trophies. And at movies, end, after seeing new weapons, technology and meeting the Wolf, we grow to really like him and pay him tribute as the coolest Predator we have scene thus far.

In conclusion, the Strause brothers brought back a large amount of the original music from the first two Predator movies, and “Aliens”. This made the movie extremely enjoyable because it brings its fans back to the roots of these two franchises that we have all grown to love. And though the AVP series is in relation to the other two franchises, however not a part of either series, the music makes the movie that more enjoyable. In addition, there are several scenes shot a certain way, and certain dialogue that has been added to AVP-R to entertain us and to pay homage to the other films and their memory. We get to see the camera itself move up tree lines music on queue also soaked with blood, hanging torsos, the Predator leaping, lunging and climbing with athleticism, along with human dialogue to remind us of Dutch, human enemies and big business owners to remind us of Mr. Weyland or “Bishop” from the end of Alien III, and even human characters to act and remind us of our old friend “Hudson”. Add in scenes of the US military being surrounded in the rain by an unknown number of an unknown enemy, ala the Marines while in the hive on LV426 in “Aliens” and you have yourself a nicely created compilation of all of the other films.

AVP-R was entertaining and well done. Much better than the first, and upon movies ending, we learn that there is still more story to tell as the humans, or more importantly, the ambitious Ms. Yutani, yes, as in Weyland-Yutani, now has her clutches on an extraterrestrial artifact which leaves for one or two more movies, which could form thousands of plots and travel in many directions. But through the dialogue at the end of the movie we learn that the next part of this newly born franchise may or may not happen in “other worlds”.

Thumbs up in the end. I am a happy fan. Hope you are too.

Spawnomite
12-27-2007, 05:56 PM
MY EYES!!!

J/K

good review.

M-41A
12-27-2007, 05:59 PM
Gracias...

rxsheepxr
12-27-2007, 06:13 PM
That's all well and good, but the thing that makes these franchises aren't the monsters, they're the humans, and it's a shame we don't get any standout characters like Dutch, Blaine, Mac, Ripley, Hicks, Hudson, or even Vasquez and Apone.

But yeah, it was still a pretty good flick... certainly better than the first... but I wouldn't agree that they "nailed it."

Holeman
12-27-2007, 06:19 PM
They didn't nail ****.

Unles you're talking about another nail in both of these franchise's coffins. Then, yeah. They nailed the crap out of it.

treemonkeys
12-27-2007, 06:39 PM
Good review. I went to see the movie because my brother wanted to and I wasn't really expecting to like it at all (I thought AVP I was stupid). As soon as the hunting father and then his son were killed, I cringed a bit in my seat and realized this was going to be very different from the first AVP. Overall I loved the movie, it is definitely one I will buy and watch again. I agree the acting and dialog could have been better, but I have seen many people complain that there were no characters they could "relate" to - I don't agree with that. I'm glad it was like that, I hate how hollywood puts in filler human interest side plots and they end up being the main focus of the movie, that was not why I would want to see an ALIEN VS. PREDATOR movie at all. For what it was, it was awesome. Compared to the first, it was cinematography at it's best. :D

treemonkeys
12-27-2007, 06:41 PM
They didn't nail ****.

Unles you're talking about another nail in both of these franchise's coffins. Then, yeah. They nailed the crap out of it.

lol, you should really just put "standard holeman post" in place of all your rambling, in the off chance that you do like something you should type full posts on those occasions. Would save you some time albeit, and everyone here would know exactly what you meant. ;):D

Holeman
12-27-2007, 06:55 PM
lol, you should really just put "standard holeman post" in place of all your rambling, in the off chance that you do like something you should type full posts on those occasions. Would save you some time albeit, and everyone here would know exactly what you meant. ;):D

:rolleyes:

M-41A
12-27-2007, 07:00 PM
That's all well and good, but the thing that makes these franchises aren't the monsters, they're the humans, and it's a shame we don't get any standout characters like Dutch, Blaine, Mac, Ripley, Hicks, Hudson, or even Vasquez and Apone.

But yeah, it was still a pretty good flick... certainly better than the first... but I wouldn't agree that they "nailed it."

Not true.

In every movie within either franchise, there is an obvious human hero of sorts or casted character for whom we the fans root for. This is fact because in those particular movies, it was the Humans vs. The Monsters.

This franchise is called Alien vs. Predator, i.e., the Monsters vs. other Monsters and nothing more. The main characters should not be human, rather should be Predators and Aliens.

And in AVP-R, the human hero of sorts is there and present, in the form of the Wolf.

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Holeman,

Not sure what you handle is bro, but instead of writing in that manor, blasting this thread or maybe even my opinion (MY OPINION MIND YOU), why dont you offer something more than that. Offer your own review of some sort. I left this thread open for much conversation and the like. So either add to that or stay out.

Thank you.

MikeK
12-27-2007, 08:36 PM
Yep, the Predator in this movie is pretty much the Dutch/Harrigan/Ripley of the movie. He is also both a hero and anti-hero. This movie was quite satisfying. And, while I was a little surprised at how short it was, I didn't feel cheated by the movie's length. It was quite good. If was really bad as Holeman thinks it is, I would certainly agree, but I never got that feeling from the movie.

GodzillaSpawn
12-27-2007, 09:45 PM
SPOILERS....Duh...

Just saw it tonight. I went in THINKING I was going to be rooting for the Predalien, but this is the most badass Predator I've ever seen. Right when he took the screen for the first time, on his homeworld getting ready to carry on a mission of death, I was hooked on him. This is the coolest Predator ever. Where Scar and Celtic failed, struggling with 1 or 2 aliens at a time in a hidden temple, this Predator is the Bruce Lee of his homeworld, taking out many multiple enemies at the same time, up close and at a distance. He has mastery of every apparent weapon a Predator can wield and he doesn't let anything or anybody get in his way.

As for the Predalien, I was slightly disappointed with it. It was supposed to be the badass beast of the movie, to replace the Alien Queen, but it hardly filled the gap. She was cool, but you didn;t quite get to enjoy her clearly on screen. She was always in the shadows, showing just certain parts at a time and very close up angles. She didn't seem to be any more of a threat than an ordinary drone, often coming after they cornered somebody and then taking things from there. As for her abilities, she should have been more Predator, standing up right or something. Her battle with Wolf simply looked like any other Predator vs. Alien fight should look considering it was a super strong Alien creature against the most skilled Predator we have come across.

Another thing I liked was the military's bombing at the end. I totally predicted it, but it was awesome to see them NUKE a town like that by dropping the bomb literally right on the humans. It was a cool, ****ed up way to end the movie. As for the ending with that lady, I didn't know what it was about becuase I haven't seen the other Alien movies in so long and don't remember the name. Also, I read people on here talking about the Predalien being a Queen, and that got my phsyched. But sadly, she is nothing like a Queen in terms of ferocity, she just simply is able to make little aliens herself.

Biomechanical
12-27-2007, 09:54 PM
It boggles the mind to even contemplate how dreadful Requiem is.The Map leading to quality was clearly laid out by Andersons moronic work with his 2004 installment AVP,and any film maker with half a brain could,ve could,ve manufactured somthing that restores a little of the glossy ferociousness that marked both the Alien and Predator franchises over the last three decades with minimal effort.Instead we meet directional newcomers Greg and Colin Strause.Two random flunkies who turn this sequal into a joyless,vile,murky,moronic,amatuerish,contemptuos,numbing,unintenionally hilarious and throughly diseased motion picture.Its a perfect film for the scrooges out there who like their multiplex fodder crude and unrelelentingly insulting.
Exerpt taken from Review at collider.com


I bashed Andersons take on the material for the cartoon directions it took.After all,re-imagining predators as stubby linebackers and staging flaccid action in a series of cheap looking sets wasn,t exactly and invitation to film making ingenuity.However Anderson is Welles compared to the brothers Strause,who tear through the film without the slightest clue of what they are doing,blindly foraging through the script for the nastiest bits of bodily harm to exploit for the marketing.The boys have no idea how to direct actors,stage action,explore visual effects or tell a story.Their function is primarily to oversee madness and somehow pull 80mins of tripe together for 20TH C Fox to sell to lenient fanboys flush with holiday cash.
Excerpt taken from efilmcritic.com

@Holeman...Frustrating isn,t it...i understand why you sigh...next film should just called Dimwits vs Morons.
Seems everyone has forgotten what classic filmaking is...and there are more mistakes and holes in this avp drivel than an elephants showerhead.

Holeman
12-27-2007, 09:59 PM
Not true.

In every movie within either franchise, there is an obvious human hero of sorts or casted character for whom we the fans root for. This is fact because in those particular movies, it was the Humans vs. The Monsters.

This franchise is called Alien vs. Predator, i.e., the Monsters vs. other Monsters and nothing more. The main characters should not be human, rather should be Predators and Aliens.

And in AVP-R, the human hero of sorts is there and present, in the form of the Wolf.

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Holeman,

Not sure what you handle is bro, but instead of writing in that manor, blasting this thread or maybe even my opinion (MY OPINION MIND YOU), why dont you offer something more than that. Offer your own review of some sort. I left this thread open for much conversation and the like. So either add to that or stay out.

Thank you.



I didn't like it, I'm disagreeing with you. It's what this board is for.

You want some reasons? How about limp? Poorly written? Completely disregards every rule layed out by either series? Paperthin characters that at no time resembled actual human beings? A lameass twist at the end designed to tie in to the original series, but really just a sad reminder of how low Fox has allowed both series to sink. Poor production design. CHEAP character FX. (That means the the much drooled over Predalien was the most uninspired alien design since the series started. You would think the FX people would pull their heads out of their asses and give us something new, but they didn't.) A script that frankly sounded as if it were written as the movie went along and only as an after thought to match the storyboards.

What annoys me the most is that everyone seems to just be happy that A: It didn't completely suck. And B: THERE WAS GORE!!! The running time gets a lot of credit as well. I think an extra 20 minutes or so might've helped with those pesky character problems, but hey, who cares, right? Also, that you have to judge this movie on it's 'own merit and not compare it to "Aliens" and "Predator"!" WHY THE HELL NOT?!?! It's an Aliens and Predator movie. You'd think those two would be comparable, but apparently they are not. Making a movie that pitted them against each other would've been a good idea if they had funded it properly and given it to a director and writer that realize this is essentially "Godzilla vs. Kong" and then let them loose to run with that, but they didn't. This movie looks cheap. The fight scenes feel restrained and poorly structured. There's no sense of actual fun in the film.

It looks and feels like a cheapass attempt to cash in on two of my favorite films of all time.

I'm happy you enjoyed it. That's great. I didn't. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying, the movie was total ass when compared to the "Alien" and "Predator" franchises.

Biomechanical
12-27-2007, 10:06 PM
Amen to that

M-41A
12-27-2007, 10:15 PM
Hey guys.

Thanks for many of your responses (you too Holeman).

I have to crash out but I'll pick this up tommorrow and respond to all.

Thanks again...

And Holeman, i didn't mean to claim you were attacking...just meant to say that I wanted you to post something with merit; and you did. Gracias....

Diab0lus
12-27-2007, 11:35 PM
Well-written review but I disagree with you.

In my opinion this movie was just a rehash and cliche of the past movies. It's like they took scenarios from each of the movies and threw them into one movie. I didn't think there was any originality to it or that it took the franchise to a new (better) level.

I gave it a C+.

Noisemaze
12-27-2007, 11:44 PM
The 1st AVP wasn't horrible! Alien 3 was horrible. Everything in the Alien & Predator franchises is awesome next to Alien 3.

BeefEaster
12-28-2007, 03:09 AM
i saw it yesterday

it was bad...

and not the good bad
but just plain old bad

like, really bad

Starfig
12-28-2007, 04:02 AM
I still thought the movie kicked ass, so I'm glad that there're plenty of folks that're enjoying the movie. Makes me happy. :D

Biomechanical
12-28-2007, 02:12 PM
No problem M41-A and thanks fore keeping things civil in your reply.

I could sit here all day,..but just in the opening 5mins alone its a chronic game of spot the mistakes...in between non intentional humour.

Take Wolf Predator (cause hey,wolves are the baddest muthas in the galaxy,lol)as his sits in his E-Z Chair waiting for a camera to pop out and give him somthing to do..or thats the impression i got anyway. We see him swagger..and i mean swagger,over to his haute couture collection of environ helms,which he collects like alot of women collect shoes...or the Imelda Marcos of Environ helms. Of course by this stage we,ll just refer to him as John J. Predator....'Aliens,i,m comin' to git you!!'
Next shot we see him jump into the predmobile/batmobile and its zoom!...off to Earth..very lame indeed. And what do they live in..Spongebob Squarepants Nautilis shells.

Enter deadly predalien...gestating in a dead predator,lol...of course it reaches maturity in 3.25secs otherwise we could not go through the motions of this painful and lame excercise in celluloid drivel...and glows bright orange in the predators in helm thermal scan...when Aliens give off little to zero heat signature.
Of course this Lenny Kravitz on acid runs around taking out predators like they are old women...Cue Numbnutz predator who opens fire with a plasma cannon in the confines of a sealed and pressurized starship...Doh!....No wonder they crash,lol.

Of course this starship is a flaming,incinerating fireball that looks like Halleys comet as it clips a mountain top but crashes basically intact...of course Lenny the predalien and the facehuggers survive,lol...thats another insult to a persons basic intelligence right there.

Enter cliche' father/son hunting analogy and a facehugger that decides to damage its incubator before using it...i refer to the father getting his arm melted off by said facehugger,thereby risking bleeding out and dying making the original purpose of acting as an incubator utterly redundant.
The facehugger in alien did it for a specific purpose and certainly not to harm the host.It was trying to penetrate armour in the form of Kanes visor...the whole reason it puts you in a coma is so as not to harm yourself or the facehugger as it lays the alien embryo inside you.
Its at this point you realize the directors have NO idea and its just there for hardcore shock factor...like the maternity ward scene...utterly tasteless and highly offensive...just not nessecary in any way,shape or form and has nasty,nasty undertones to it..Salerno is a hack like i,ve never seen.

Starfig
12-28-2007, 02:33 PM
No problem M41-A and thanks fore keeping things civil in your reply.

I could sit here all day,..but just in the opening 5mins alone its a chronic game of spot the mistakes...in between non intentional humour.

Take Wolf Predator (cause hey,wolves are the baddest muthas in the galaxy,lol)as his sits in his E-Z Chair waiting for a camera to pop out and give him somthing to do..or thats the impression i got anyway. We see him swagger..and i mean swagger,over to his haute couture collection of environ helms,which he collects like alot of women collect shoes...or the Imelda Marcos of Environ helms. Of course by this stage we,ll just refer to him as John J. Predator....'Aliens,i,m comin' to git you!!'
Next shot we see him jump into the predmobile/batmobile and its zoom!...off to Earth..very lame indeed. And what do they live in..Spongebob Squarepants Nautilis shells.

Enter deadly predalien...gestating in a dead predator,lol...of course it reaches maturity in 3.25secs otherwise we could not go through the motions of this painful and lame excercise in celluloid drivel...and glows bright orange in the predators in helm thermal scan...when Aliens give off little to zero heat signature.
Of course this Lenny Kravitz on acid runs around taking out predators like they are old women...Cue Numbnutz predator who opens fire with a plasma cannon in the confines of a sealed and pressurized starship...Doh!....No wonder they crash,lol.

Of course this starship is a flaming,incinerating fireball that looks like Halleys comet as it clips a mountain top but crashes basically intact...of course Lenny the predalien and the facehuggers survive,lol...thats another insult to a persons basic intelligence right there.

Enter cliche' father/son hunting analogy and a facehugger that decides to damage its incubator before using it...i refer to the father getting his arm melted off by said facehugger,thereby risking bleeding out and dying making the original purpose of acting as an incubator utterly redundant.
The facehugger in alien did it for a specific purpose and certainly not to harm the host.It was trying to penetrate armour in the form of Kanes visor...the whole reason it puts you in a coma is so as not to harm yourself or the facehugger as it lays the alien embryo inside you.
Its at this point you realize the directors have NO idea and its just there for hardcore shock factor...like the maternity ward scene...utterly tasteless and highly offensive...just not nessecary in any way,shape or form and has nasty,nasty undertones to it..Salerno is a hack like i,ve never seen.

See...just...none of that means anything to me. I don't understand why those're problems...nothing like that bothered me in the slightest. I thought it was great they killed the kid...really...haw.

Biomechanical
12-28-2007, 02:54 PM
Then your missing the point entirely dude...and no offence there either.

These are glaring mistakes mixed with generic cliches' we,ve all seen a million times before...dragging two classic films,down to the level of a bad dvd release.

The predator has gone from a mysterious off world hunter...who only comes in the hottest months (probably on ritual calender basis)....to Stevan Seagal/Jean Claude Van Damme/John J. Rambo Predator here on a clean up mission on Earth...not only destroying the creatures behavioural characteristics utterly in the cheesiest of ways but sticking its finger up at continuity in the worst way possible.....i forgot to mention the facehuggers were in stasis tubes...though i,m sure the Predators taught us how to build those too,lol...

Interesting MS Yutani (lets rape the concept of Weylan(d)-Yutani now) forget to record any of this for future further reference...for in Alien we are lead to believe that the creature is a new and unique species found on a derelict starship of ancient origin,39 light years away from Earth.
Of course Charles Weylan(d) from the first film suffered the same stupidity.

All this points to Ripleys dialogue as the ravings of a crazy women with no idea.
Speaking of which,that Molly/Ripley...get it,clone thing was just to ridiculous for words...why oh why in every one of these movies(last one was Lex) do we need the obligatory Ripley clone...are they that hard up for ideas...i guess so.

Each to their own Starfig but this movie is a sham,make no mistakes.....gone is the classic design of Gigers biomechanoid...gone are characters who you actually care about...its all churn n burn go through the motions and make it up as you go along on order to secure Hardcore!...and COOL! :)

shop_gmc
12-28-2007, 06:08 PM
just saw it, it was garbage!! bad choice of actors....bad everything

avp1 is still better :D:D cant believe i said that, theres things u can remember from part 1. this new one was like who cares

Starfig
12-28-2007, 06:12 PM
Then your missing the point entirely dude...and no offence there either.

These are glaring mistakes mixed with generic cliches' we,ve all seen a million times before...dragging two classic films,down to the level of a bad dvd release.

The predator has gone from a mysterious off world hunter...who only comes in the hottest months (probably on ritual calender basis)....to Stevan Seagal/Jean Claude Van Damme/John J. Rambo Predator here on a clean up mission on Earth...not only destroying the creatures behavioural characteristics utterly in the cheesiest of ways but sticking its finger up at continuity in the worst way possible.....i forgot to mention the facehuggers were in stasis tubes...though i,m sure the Predators taught us how to build those too,lol...

Interesting MS Yutani (lets rape the concept of Weylan(d)-Yutani now) forget to record any of this for future further reference...for in Alien we are lead to believe that the creature is a new and unique species found on a derelict starship of ancient origin,39 light years away from Earth.
Of course Charles Weylan(d) from the first film suffered the same stupidity.

All this points to Ripleys dialogue as the ravings of a crazy women with no idea.
Speaking of which,that Molly/Ripley...get it,clone thing was just to ridiculous for words...why oh why in every one of these movies(last one was Lex) do we need the obligatory Ripley clone...are they that hard up for ideas...i guess so.

Each to their own Starfig but this movie is a sham,make no mistakes.....gone is the classic design of Gigers biomechanoid...gone are characters who you actually care about...its all churn n burn go through the motions and make it up as you go along on order to secure Hardcore!...and COOL! :)

It's not a sham, it's actually a very good flick. The Predator was on cleanup, the temperature had nothing to do with any of their normal hunts.

And who says they forgot to record it? If anything, it just makes them all the more secretive about it, and all the more reason to be so ravenous in getting a specimen. It doesn't destroy anything. Everyone's been *****ing about the movies since Alien 3 came out, so really, there's no winning no matter what. Everyone wants to see it done their way, they all think they know better. They think they'd make the better flick. Honestly, if any one of us did it how we thought it SHOULD be done, there'd be some nitwit on the net *****ing about it, and a hundred others with him. There really is no winning in today's market with this kinda stuff. It's all too sensitive a subject.

Giger's **** was gone after the first movie, and frankly, I'm okay with it for the most part. I've enjoyed the Aliens designs (and moreso, the queen), and even the Resurrection aliens most of all.

Regardless, AvP2 was good, I'm glad folks are liking it, and I'll be looking forward to any new sequels for either franchise. Until they start putting Pepsi logos on the Pred's helmets, I'm A-OK.

M-41A
12-28-2007, 06:30 PM
I dunno guys.

I just dispised the first AVP so much and thought that PSA just totally screwed up. Like I said, I have seen AVP-R three times now, and though it did have its share of mistakes and crap, I still enjoyed it immensely.

I try not to be too cynical because like you all, I am a huge fan of both franchises with the Director's Cuts of Alien and Aliens reigning supreme in my mind. Throw in the first Predator movie and I'm a happy camper. Alien Ressurection was horrible to me, right up there with AVP I and even Alien III.

No problem M41-A and thanks fore keeping things civil in your reply.

I could sit here all day,..but just in the opening 5mins alone its a chronic game of spot the mistakes...in between non intentional humour.

Take Wolf Predator (cause hey,wolves are the baddest muthas in the galaxy,lol)as his sits in his E-Z Chair waiting for a camera to pop out and give him somthing to do..or thats the impression i got anyway. We see him swagger..and i mean swagger,over to his haute couture collection of environ helms,which he collects like alot of women collect shoes...or the Imelda Marcos of Environ helms. Of course by this stage we,ll just refer to him as John J. Predator....'Aliens,i,m comin' to git you!!'
Next shot we see him jump into the predmobile/batmobile and its zoom!...off to Earth..very lame indeed. And what do they live in..Spongebob Squarepants Nautilis shells.

Enter deadly predalien...gestating in a dead predator,lol...of course it reaches maturity in 3.25secs otherwise we could not go through the motions of this painful and lame excercise in celluloid drivel...and glows bright orange in the predators in helm thermal scan...when Aliens give off little to zero heat signature.
Of course this Lenny Kravitz on acid runs around taking out predators like they are old women...Cue Numbnutz predator who opens fire with a plasma cannon in the confines of a sealed and pressurized starship...Doh!....No wonder they crash,lol.

Of course this starship is a flaming,incinerating fireball that looks like Halleys comet as it clips a mountain top but crashes basically intact...of course Lenny the predalien and the facehuggers survive,lol...thats another insult to a persons basic intelligence right there.

Enter cliche' father/son hunting analogy and a facehugger that decides to damage its incubator before using it...i refer to the father getting his arm melted off by said facehugger,thereby risking bleeding out and dying making the original purpose of acting as an incubator utterly redundant.
The facehugger in alien did it for a specific purpose and certainly not to harm the host.It was trying to penetrate armour in the form of Kanes visor...the whole reason it puts you in a coma is so as not to harm yourself or the facehugger as it lays the alien embryo inside you.
Its at this point you realize the directors have NO idea and its just there for hardcore shock factor...like the maternity ward scene...utterly tasteless and highly offensive...just not nessecary in any way,shape or form and has nasty,nasty undertones to it..Salerno is a hack like i,ve never seen.

No problem bro.

Argueing like children on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still ******ed.

I am very happy at the way this thread has turned out. Mature and with a lot of different opinions about the movie itself.

I do disagree with your view of the Wolf Predator itself. Like I said in my review, to me this predator represents a new type of Predator the likes for which we the fans have never seen. I have no complaints about the Wolf or the depiction of him. The Wolf was my favorite character of sorts out of both AVP movies yet not to be compared to my other favs from the other movies; Dutch, Billy, Hudson, Hicks, Vasquez, Morris from AIII, and Jerry Lambert from PII.

I do see your points about the face huggers in general and agree.

Dont get me wrong, I am well aware that both of these AVP movies have strayed from the fine lines of both franchises, breaking rules of sorts. But I simply enjoyed this movie and took most of it at face value because this is a new franchise not directly related to the other two. However, spin off, new franchise or not, the writers should in fact stick to the storylines we have all been in love with for years. I agree with any who share that sentiment.

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And note to all, many directors forget what classic film making is, and especially when different directors start making sequals. It is sad indeed. But we are all aware of this and must simply sit back and deal with it.

Predator was a classic and absolute master piece. Alien was a classic and when the sequal hit, we were all lucky to get an equally great director take on the sequal; James Cameron whom is my hero regarding that...Aliens is my favorits film out of either franchise.

misterS
12-28-2007, 09:44 PM
I liked most of it except the fact that I've seen it a thousand times before in all the other horror movies, but the ending with the Asian chick just made me think "***?!" Also, why does the pred-alien look like a ******ed hockey-player with a bad hairstyle? The predator hair on the alien just doesn't work for me.

Biomechanical
12-29-2007, 01:42 AM
@Starfig....Like Holeman said...Glad you enjoyed it dude.

@Beefeaster & Shop GMC....LOL!...Shocking wasn,t it.

@M41A...Its nice to meet someone who isn,t post sensitive for a change...same goes for the rest of you guys...and i couldn,t agree more with your comment regarding trying to be a tough guy on the internet...nothing worse than a keyboard warrior.

As for AVP-R...As i say,i could sit here all day mang...and whilst my points regarding the predator were not mistakes so to speak...i found the whole sequence BatPred in the Batcave awaiting the the Predsignal so he could zoom into action...you can almost here a voice over saying 'turbines to speed' as he zooms off in his spaceship....whatever happened to those badarse pods ejected from a mothership.

The whip sequence...Cue Devos 'Whip It'...When a problem comes along..you must whip it...
dear me how hokey was that...handing out his pred discipline to those silly alien biatches.

Go check out most of the reviews on youtube...its copping a mighty panning and as Shop said,i,m seeing AVP was a better film more and more...which is saying somthing as that film was atrocious.
I,ve nothing against the concept of a master hunter...they should exist in the world of the predator..highly proficient killers a step above mostof their kin...but the way AVP-R presented the concept was utterly ridiculous...it was like looking at Rambo in a Predator suit.
And its just silly to think one predator would be sent in...why do they care anyway.

Which leads me to say it would have been far more entertaining to have seen a group like the lost hunters seen at the end of Pred2 under the direction of a hunt master,go in and perform this task...much as i despise the concept to begin with...because unless your using projectile weaponary,close quarters melee with a creature that has highly potent and corrosive acid compounds as internal fluids..under high pressure mind you...is a no win situation for the predator,not to mention a waste of hardware as it sizzles and melts.

The O.C Cast of dimwits...of all the locations to screw up continuity...and that space is to expensive is the Strause bros blowin smoke up your/our collective backsides...look at Jason X.And that Ripley clone thing is getting so old and tired its laughable...not to mention naming one of the characters Dallas...dear me.

As was said in one of those reviews..we can only wish Salerno would pour some of that 'magic' blue liquid on his computer,lol.

Thanks again for a civil and friendly debate...'anytime' ;)

pbspectre
12-29-2007, 04:24 PM
i just saw it and enjoyed the hell out of it... :D

as far as the arguments for/against go, i find it interesting that ppl are bashing this movie for the exact opposite reason they bashed Transformers...the primary complaint ppl had with Transformers was "Too many humans, too little of the robots"...now, ppl are complaining that this movie was "Too much Pred/Alien, too little humans"...while i somewhat understand the TF complaint, the AVPR compaint confuses me...it seems to me that this franchise should not be compared to the Aliens or Predator franchises...as someone said ealier, this franchise is not about human vs. monsters like the other two are, it's "Aliens vs Predator", not "Aliens vs Humans vs Predator"...humans don't really matter in this franchise...they're just tokens who get inbetween two killing machines... :D

Indy Jones
12-29-2007, 04:57 PM
It will go down as one of the worst movies I've ever seen.....

Good special effects tho.....

Hockeyguru67
12-29-2007, 05:24 PM
Not the best movie I've ever seen, but certainly not the worst either. It was exactly what I figured it would be..... A Predator Vs some Aliens, and a few humans that get in the middle of everything along the way. Nothing more , nothing less.

I knew going in that this one would never be Oscar worthy....so I was'nt dissapointed.
Good flick with lots of action and some cool special effects... did'nt really care about the acting, I was there for the fights.

Biomechanical
12-30-2007, 01:22 AM
@pbspectre....I think you raise an important point. These franchises should remain seperate from either the Alien or Predator series.

But thats hard to do when they keep tying the Weylan(d)-Yuntani Corp. into it all and the Straus bros now say,if they get another shot they want to bring the derelict and its origins into it. As one of them said...a little tie in to Alien (God forbid)...we,d have neckless,mobile Space Jockeys towering 18ft over the aliens as Tom Woodruff waddles around the set in a suit...and then it all will be over.

But yes,i do my best to to ignore this trash regarding the Alien and Predator series.
Which leads me to say,that for all those that enjoyed it,thats fine...but its kinda sad to see these movies going from classic films..being accepted as simply turn your brain off,kill 80mins basically dvd fodder. And no i,m not expecting them to repeat the sucess of Alien or Aliens and Predator....just give us somthing half decent and stop kicking the original fans in the plums...it can have a few little mistakes..both Alien and Aliens have tiny bloopers...but just give us somthing half decent to restore a little faith in the fanbase.Stick to continuity and stop treating the paying audience like halfwits.

The original films were about the characters...Ripley,Dallas,Ash,Brett,Lambert,Parker,Kane,Vasquez,Drake,Hicks,Hudson,Frost,Ferro,Spunkmeyer,Dietrich,Apone...and that mystery marine Weizbowski.
Mac,Dutch,Billy....the names go on.

Every one of these characters mattered,who wasn,t shocked when Dallas was the second to buy it,who didn,t feel for Kane as lay writhing in agony on the kitchen table.
It sucked watching Drake go down,same with Vaz. And as annoying as he was...it was sad to see Hudson get dragged to his doom.

Enter these two latest films and you don,t give a rats for any of them...they are fodder to be culled like sheep in a scenerio nothing short of ridiculous,generic and boring.
They keep tarnishing it no matter,wringing it dry so as now we have a predalien that pukes embryos down peoples throats.

Having said all that..glad you liked it.

damagecase
12-30-2007, 11:41 PM
The originals were revolutionary Biomechanical. No one had seen monsters like this before. THe thing is, they cannot continue to be such. And the reason is, the monster has become a character. They are no longer that scary or disgusting.

Biomechanical
12-31-2007, 01:34 PM
Tell me about it mang...i was there in '79 and still remember the first time the Alien revealed its inner jaws..much to Bretts chagrin.

And although the original Wang/Winston & Giger designs will always remain iconic,yes we are all pretty much de-conditioned to the fright factor the creatures possess....and you can blame arsey movies like AVP and AVP-R as huge contributing factors.

Whereas the creatures frightening aspects could of been embellished over the years,instead they turn the characters into little more than outer space velociraptors (ADI,s imagination doesn,t seem to stretch much further),whilst the Predator,instead of some rarely seen,otherworldy stealth hunter has become nothing more than a Klingon or Rambo.

And i don,t believe they cant duplicate the sucess of Alien again. If someone just did the genesis of the aliens and how the derelict came to be where it is...PROPERLY,it would make for a film as classic as Alien..i can just imagine it.

But please no ADI,Andersons,Salernos or Strauses.

Trout606
12-31-2007, 02:27 PM
Anyone who thought AVP1 was better than AVPR is a ****ing nitwit. That's all I'm going to say.

MikeK
12-31-2007, 02:31 PM
Anyone who thought AVP1 was better than AVPR is a ****ing nitwit. That's all I'm going to say.

Agreed. People can dislike this new one all they want, but there is no way that the first AvP movie is better.

SauronTD
12-31-2007, 09:09 PM
Just thought I'd post my comments. I freakin loved it!!! Ok the human actors sucked but lets be honest, did any of us go for good human acting? The Pred was just incredible a pure badass through and through. The feel of the film for me was similar to P2 and Aliens, dark lots of action and lots of human deaths. The creature designs were the best since the orginal films esp the Pred, I loved his battle worn look. The Predalien was just how I imagined it, the reproduction method took me by suprise but it worked fine imo. I was skeptical of this movie at first, being set in such a small town but it worked out well, added to the clostrophobic feel like the orginal Alien movie. I really enjoyed it and had blast watching it. It was the first Alien or Pred film I've seen in theaters, not counting the train wreck that was AvP.

doomsday83
12-31-2007, 10:00 PM
I really liked this movie. Im not going to say it was the best thing ive ever seen, or that I wouldnt have made alot of changes, but it is what it is. The first one was garbage, i couldnt enjoy it at all, and I tried. But at least I felt like the creators of the new movie tried to stay true to what they felt like the fans wanted to see. Thats a good thing, but also a problem. Because not everyone likes the same things about the same movie. I liked the 'creatures taking over the town but nobody knows it until its to late' theme from classic sci-fi/horror movies. But this time with aliens. Im a much bigger fan of the Predator than the Aliens so I was much happier to see this predator get portrayed more like what we have come to expect. Not dissapointed by this movie at all. It was actually fun to watch, for a change.

GodzillaSpawn
12-31-2007, 11:38 PM
I really liked this movie. Im not going to say it was the best thing ive ever seen, or that I wouldnt have made alot of changes, but it is what it is. The first one was garbage, i couldnt enjoy it at all, and I tried. But at least I felt like the creators of the new movie tried to stay true to what they felt like the fans wanted to see. Thats a good thing, but also a problem. Because not everyone likes the same things about the same movie. I liked the 'creatures taking over the town but nobody knows it until its to late' theme from classic sci-fi/horror movies. But this time with aliens. Im a much bigger fan of the Predator than the Aliens so I was much happier to see this predator get portrayed more like what we have come to expect. Not dissapointed by this movie at all. It was actually fun to watch, for a change.

couldnt agree more. thats what is most important. screw the plotholes, the actors, the inconsistancies, etc. this movie is about FUN. this movie wasn't going to match up to the originals but it had Aliens causing havoc and Predator taking names. For what the film is, I personally got what I expected, and maybe even a little more;)

Alkatrazzz
01-01-2008, 07:51 AM
good review, but imo, I HATED IT!!!! Worst movie I've ever seen in theaters...