UPDATE – 02/27 – COMIC BOOK WEDNESDAY, GOSPEL ELVIS IN-PACKAGING & AN APOLOGY!

[Joe F.]

Hi,

It’s that time of the week to rush down to your local comic shop and pick up all of your favorite, freshly, released titles. If you’d like to see what’s new to the shelves before making any real physical effort, just click the link below…

NEW COMICS – 02/27 (http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=440930)

Today, I have a few images of ELVIS PRESLEY 7: GOSPEL ELVIS (http://www.spawn.com/toys/product.aspx?product=3494)in-packaging…

http://board.spawn.com/images/board/Gospel_Elvis_INPKG.jpg
Elvis 7 will be hitting store shelves in MAY 2008!

Some of you may have notice the PHLEBIAC BROTHERS (http://www.spawn.com/toys/product.aspx?product=3410)poppin’ up here and there on the boards. I apologize for any rude, inconsiderate or just plain strange posts you might have had to endure. I am working on ridding the boards of their nuisances and infirmity. Thanks for bearing with me throughout this ordeal!

http://board.spawn.com/images/board/The_Last_Hint_1.jpg (http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/issue02.17.html)


That’s all from me. Let’s check in with Ben “Ha, Made You Look” Vance for his half of the update…

Hey, Everyone!

I got some more information this morning about MLB Series 20 hitting shelves at Toys ‘R’ Us! They won’t begin stocking the product until March 30, so that their release date is closer to opening day. I know you’re all anxious to get our new figures, so try flirting with a female TRU employee and maybe she will pull some from the back for you.

Today, I have another sweet shadow from an upcoming NFL lineup! I’m not a fan of his team, but this guy was a class act at the NFL Experience.

http://board.spawn.com/images/board/saveme.jpg

That’s all for today!

[Spawnomite]

1st

[MIKET]

2nd!! hell yeah! :D

[Spawnomite]

Some of you may have notice the PHLEBIAC BROTHERS (http://www.spawn.com/toys/product.aspx?product=3410)poppin’ up here and there on the boards. I apologize for any rude, inconsiderate or just plain strange posts you might have had to endure. I am working on ridding the boards of their nuisances and infirmity. Thanks for bearing with me throughout this ordeal!
I see SQUEAMISH lurking right now. ;)

[MikeK]

That Elvis looks good. I'll buy one.

[GIOSplat]

5th and my mother would be proud.

[Brother Grimm]

The last hint? I never saw the first ones.......I suck.

[SQUEAMISH]

1st

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc253/cloewashere/lame.jpg

[BiBLE]

Gospel is spoken.
http://board.spawn.com/images/board/Gospel_Elvis_INPKG.jpg

[Brother Grimm]

What kind of a name is squeamish....are you a girl demon?

[Spawnomite]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc253/cloewashere/lame.jpgLI'L SQUEAMISH. :p

[Verde13]

huh i was right about the phlebiac bros/secret squirrel/lord mammon etc... yadadada

[Spawnomite]

Only 4 brothers? :confused: ;)

VANDALIZER
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58613

VIOLATOR
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58614

BRUTALIZER
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58615

SQUEAMISH
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58616

[BiBLE]

huh i was right about the phlebiac bros/secret squirrel/lord mammon etc... yadadada

Agent 6 got little "screen" time is my only beef with the book. Alas, the worthy money shot:
http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/images/issue02.13.jpg:)

[SQUEAMISH]

What kind of a name is squeamish....are you a girl demon?

You askin' me out on a date, sweetheart?

[Spawnomite]

Where's VAPORIZER? :rolleyes:

http://www.spawn.com/toys/product.aspx?product=3410

[VAPORIZER]

Only 4 brothers? :confused: ;)

VANDALIZER
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58613

VIOLATOR
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58614

BRUTALIZER
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58615

SQUEAMISH
http://board.spawn.com/forums/member.php?u=58616

What? And I'm chopped liver, er somethin'? And for the record, Squeamish is our cousin, not our brother, so he doesn't really count.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Squeamish isn't even a brother, he's the half-******ed cousin

edit: See?

[VAPORIZER]

Where's VAPORIZER? :rolleyes:

Role your eyes at me again, hippie, and I'll eat yer fat little face.

[Spawnomite]

You askin' me out on a date, sweetheart?:eek:

LMAO!!!!

[SQUEAMISH]

What? And I'm chopped liver, er somethin'? And for the record, Squeamish is our cousin, not our brother, so he doesn't really count.

Nobody even likes you.

[Spawnomite]

What? And I'm chopped liver, er somethin'? And for the record, Squeamish is our cousin, not our brother, so he doesn't really count.more like 2nd cousin. :p

[SQUEAMISH]

Squeamish isn't even a brother, he's the half-******ed cousin

Watch it there, doofus.

[Spawnomite]

Nobody even likes you.PWNED

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Vaporizer rules. It's too bad that Vindicator and Vacillator didn't make the cut

[BRUTALIZER]

he's the half-******ed cousin

The fleshy human's gotta point there.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Thnx Brutalizer, even if you're not one of the regular continuity I dig your work. The only one who's lame is Squeamish

[VAPORIZER]

Vaporizer rules. It's too bad that Vindicator and Vacillator didn't make the cut

What the Hell's a Vacillator? Seriously, where do you come up with this crap?

[SQUEAMISH]

The only one who's lame is Squeamish

That's it.

(***works some magic***)

How's that new name treatin' ya, tough guy?

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

http://images.snapfish.com/342448%3A323232%7Ffp4%3Enu%3D3239%3E738%3E4%3C8%3EWSNRCG%3D3232787%3A7%3A65%3Cnu0mrj

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

wow, that pic was bigger than I expected

[Spawnomite]

That's it.

(***works some magic***)

How's that new name treatin' ya, tough guy?OH SNAP!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes:

[VIOLATOR]

http://tinypic.com/wlqaw

Whoa. That's like us... if we were inbred and hopped up on steroids.

[VANDALIZER]

What's goin' on here?

[Spawnomite]

It's Smackdown

[VAPORIZER]

What's goin' on here?

You really are slow.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

I didn't realize the names could go that long, HA!

[VANDALIZER]

You really are slow.

Back off, man. I was just tryin' to join in the fun.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

so now that you're out of Limbo, are you going to pop up in more Adventures of Spawn stories?

[VAPORIZER]

Back off, man. I was just tryin' to join in the fun.

All right. All right. Whatever. Let's get out of here before someone of any consequence notices our presence.

[VAPORIZER]

so now that you're out of Limbo, are you going to pop up in more Adventures of Spawn stories?

We've already POPPED, punk. You jokers just ain't payin' attention.

[Spawnomite]

Joe, thank you the public apology, but you seem to be failing at your mission....or....are.....you? ;)

[VANDALIZER]

We've already POPPED, punk. You jokers just ain't payin' attention.

I thought we were leaving.

[VAPORIZER]

Joe, thank you the public apology, but you seem to be failing at your mission....or....are.....you? ;)

Don't look to this feeble-minded buffoon you call Joe for help. We run this joint if we want to run this joint.

Now go make me a sandwich.

[Tyler J]

All right. All right. Whatever. Let's get out of here before someone of any consequence notices our presence.

Too late for that. Nice title.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Tyler has more powers than Jesus

[VAPORIZER]

I thought we were leaving.


We were, but lippy up there decided to start blabberin', so I think we'll stick around fer a bit.

[Spawnomite]

Don't look to this feeble-minded buffoon you call Joe for help. We run this joint if we want to run this joint.

Now go make me a sandwich.you want fries with that?

[Tyler J]

Tyler has more powers than Jesus
Yet...I have more fun at parties.

[Spawnomite]

Too late for that. Nice title.Doh! :eek:

[VAPORIZER]

Too late for that. Nice title.

Nice try, jerkhole, but I may be poopy, but I don't wear pants.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Yet...I have more fun at parties.

that's because you're constantly drunk

[Spawnomite]

ROTFL

[SQUEAMISH]

you want fries with that?

Shut up.

[SQUEAMISH]

ROTFL

No... seriously... shut up.

[Tyler J]

Nice try, jerkhole, but I may be poopy, but I don't wear pants.
Okay........"dumby"

[Mr. Wiggity Man]

Hahaha! I love Squeamish!

Do I get a name change too?!!

[VIOLATOR]

Hahaha! I love Squeamish!

Do I get a name change too?!!


You can have a punch in the face.

[Spawnomite]

You can have a punch in the face.LOL

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

ha, so Tyler fixed his typo for my name instead of changing it back. even more awesome :D

[BRUTALIZER]

Okay........"dumby"

Technically, Squeamish was responsible for the "dumby" incident, so your joke is a bit misinformed. Here's a quote you may find holds a little more interest...

"Tyler J wets the bed."

[Spawnomite]

*backs out of thread slowly*

[Mr. Wiggity Man]

You can have a punch in the face.

I just confessed my love for you and that's what you give me?! Weak!

[Tyler J]

Technically, Squeamish was responsible for the "dumby" incident, so your joke is a bit misinformed. Here's a quote you may find holds a little more interest...

"Tyler J wets the bed."

Really? I am pretty sure that is Violator. You think you would know that better than anybody. You used to sleep on the bottom bunk back in the day...right?

[Spawnomite]

My computer screen is gonna explode.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

OMG, Jerk Store. So that's what the J in Tyler J stood for?

[Joe F.]

What the??? :confused:

[Spawnomite]

Joe, stop the insanity. ;) :p

[Tyler J]

Now that's just mean.

[VIOLATOR]

Really? I am pretty sure that is Violator. You think you would know that better than anybody. You used to sleep on the bottom bunk back in the day...right?

Nice try, but we don't sleep in beds (unless you count yer mom's -- that's right, I went there).

[Spawnomite]

And where are all the boardies at? This is hilarious. Everyone is missing out.

[BiBLE]

Nice.

[Tyler J]

Nice try, but we don't sleep in beds (unless you count yer mom's -- that's right, I went there).
Wow that's reeeeaaaal classy.
My mom has been dead for years. But I guess that would stop a bunch of lonely brothers and their half ******ed cousin from having a good time, would it?

[VAPORIZER]

I'm back!!! Nice try, Joseph. Now, right back at ya...

BANNED!!!!

[VANDALIZER]

Wow that's reeeeaaaal classy.
My mom has been dead for years. But I guess that would stop a bunch of lonely brothers and their half ******ed cousin from having a good time, would it?

The deader they are the less they talk back.

[Spawnomite]

Joe F. = Banned!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOEEESSSSSSSSSSS

[SQUEAMISH]

The deader they are the less they talk back.

Ya got that right.

[RaoulOD]

Best. Update. Thread. Ever.

[Mr. Wiggity Man]

The deader they are the less they talk back.

That's harsh! lol

[Spawnomite]

*lights a stick of dynomite, throws it and runs*

[Tyler J]

Ok seriously...

...has NOBODY found the super secret story in AOS???

Really????

[RaoulOD]

Ok seriously...

...has NOBODY found the super secret story in AOS???

Really????

I didn't know there was one. Sorry. :o

[BiBLE]

Ok seriously...

...has NOBODY found the super secret story in AOS???

Really????

I was concerned on trying to find more Agent 6 content.

[SQUEAMISH]

*lights a stick of dynomite, throws it and runs*

I don't know what "dynomite" is, but dynamite explodes.

[Tyler J]

I was concerned on trying to find more Agent 6 content.
Agent 6? C'mon BiBLE...you know better.

[BiBLE]

Agent 6? C'mon BiBLE...you know better.

Not really. Ever since the name change from "Biker Chick", I'm just an observer.

Boobs, robots and guns. After that, it's a blur to me.

[Spawnomite]

Best. Update. Thread. Ever.Exactly :D

[VAPORIZER]

Ok seriously...

...has NOBODY found the super secret story in AOS???

Really????

Hey, Jerk Store...

First rule of "super secret story" is...

Don't talk about the damned thing, geez.

[Spawnomite]

I don't know what "dynomite" is, but dynamite explodes.dynomite is better. :rolleyes:

[BiBLE]

It's spam is what it is.

[RaoulOD]

Spam explodes?

[VIOLATOR]

Not really. Ever since the name change from "Biker Chick", I'm just an observer.

Then shut yer fat mouth and keep to the observin'.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Ok seriously...

...has NOBODY found the super secret story in AOS???

Really????

I found it, hence my question about whether they'd be in more stories

http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/issue02.phlebiacs.01.html

[SQUEAMISH]

dynomite is better. :rolleyes:

I will karate kick you in the throat.

[VAPORIZER]

I found it, hence my question about whether they'd be in more stories

http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/issue02.phlebiacs.01.html

Aw, crap. The secret's out, fellas. Let's get the heck outta here before one of them so-called superheroes shows up and tries to start a ruckus.

Peace out, jerks.

We'll be back.

[Tyler J]

I found it, hence my question about whether they'd be in more stories

http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/issue02.phlebiacs.01.html

Ahh.. what do you know, Dumby?

[BiBLE]

Then shut yer fat mouth and keep to the observin'.

Where's the fat?

Show yourself. Put up or shut up.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/JB2/Figures2/bringit.jpg

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

Before you leave, can you promise that you'll free The Raven?

[VAPORIZER]

Before you leave, can you promise that you'll free The Raven?

In no way would we dare reveal our plans to this group of rejects.

[BRUTALIZER]

Where's the fat?

Show yourself. Put up or shut up.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/JB2/Figures2/bringit.jpg

Is there a van down by that river? And, if so, do you, by chance, live in it?

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

that's BS. we all know that your plan won't amount to anything more than eating peanuts while sitting in the dark

[BiBLE]

Is there a van down by that river? And, if so, do you, by chance, live in it?


Got any new material to work with or are you going to stick with what other people have already done?

[VANDALIZER]

that's BS. we all know that your plan won't amount to anything more than eating peanuts while sitting in the dark

There better be peanuts.

[BRUTALIZER]

Got any new material to work with or are you going to stick with what other people have already done?

Here's a new one...

http://www.maj.com/gallery/JB2/Figures2/bringit.jpg

Are you humpin' that rock, or just making sweet, sweet love to it?

[BiBLE]

Are you humping that rock, or just making sweet, sweet love?
You worried I'm cheating on you?

[punkg42]

Where's the fat?

Show yourself. Put up or shut up.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/JB2/Figures2/bringit.jpg

Hahaha, Bible's ready to beat up an imaginary character... :D

[VAPORIZER]

You worried I'm cheating on you?

He may be. And on that note...

We're out....

[BiBLE]

He may be. And on that note...

We're out....

That is evident.

[Joe F.]

My gawd!!!

Does anyone have a migraine from that nonsense?

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

no, but my LOL muscles are a bit tender

[RaoulOD]

That was fun. :)

But does anyone else find it a bit odd that after thousands of years in limbo, the first thing they do is come and terrorize an internet message board?

If I were them, I'd be out on the town.

Or at the nearest Chipotle at least...

[MangaSpawn64]

That was fun. :)

But does anyone else find it a bit odd that after thousands of years in limbo, the first thing they do is come and terrorize an internet message board?

If I were them, I'd be out on the town.

Or at the nearest Chipotle at least...

Well, they're fat, ugly and stinks... what better place to harrass people than spawn.com ??? :D

[BiBLE]

Well, they're fat, ugly and stinks... what better place to harrass people than spawn.com ??? :D

Exactly.

[RaoulOD]

LOL

[Joe F.]

Well, they're fat, ugly and stinks... what better place to harrass people than spawn.com ??? :D

Ouch, that hurts!

But then again, you are posting here too. Oh sweet irony. :D

[Tyler J]

Ouch, that hurts!

But then again, you are posting here too. Oh sweet irony. :D

sweet...stinky irony.

[MangaSpawn64]

Ouch, that hurts!

But then again, you are posting here too. Oh sweet irony. :D

Must... resist... making... pot-kettle comment.... :D :D


You know what would be funny? If Todd himself was impersonating one of the Phlebiacs :D

[Coolest Board Name]

that was surreal...
and entertaining :D

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

:confused:That was fun. :)

But does anyone else find it a bit odd that after thousands of years in limbo, the first thing they do is come and terrorize an internet message board?

If I were them, I'd be out on the town.

Or at the nearest Chipotle at least...

Chipotle FTW!!

[Chunk-Style]

You five little critters got spunk. Hope ya stick around here.:D

[tangledweb16]

OK, I have some completely honest questions.

first, who are these guys? I know about their characters, but did someone really get 5 guys together to troll the Spawn boards, or are these all the same guy? Are they previously banned board members?

And also, if Joe said he was taking care of this... why hasn't he?

[thespawnx]

The fleshy human's gotta point there.

Brutalizer! i wan a bigger size of your in the brother CC pack... you seem tiny after squeezed into the final packaging...
send me your bigger version please! i beg you

[Spawnomite]

good times, good times...

http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/images/issue02.phlebiacs.24.jpg

[Joe F.]

OK, I have some completely honest questions.

first, who are these guys? I know about their characters, but did someone really get 5 guys together to troll the Spawn boards, or are these all the same guy? Are they previously banned board members?

And also, if Joe said he was taking care of this... why hasn't he?

Here is a little back story to the brothers...

Phlebiac Brothers Bios (http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/comicbio.phlebiacs.01.html)


I was trying to take care of things, but some how the little boogers baneed me! :confused:

With a little help from our webmaster, I'm back in the saddle again.

Joe

[Fake_Nick]

What the hell ?!?!?!

Looks like snake layed his eggs on this board.

And now the hybrids have modding powers.

[Spawnomite]

OK, I have some completely honest questions.

first, who are these guys? I know about their characters, but did someone really get 5 guys together to troll the Spawn boards, or are these all the same guy? Are they previously banned board members?

And also, if Joe said he was taking care of this... why hasn't he?They're sneaky li'l boogers. ;)

But, hopefully Joe is on top of it. :p

[tangledweb16]

Here is a little back story to the brothers...

Phlebiac Brothers Bios (http://www.spawn.com/features/series30/comic/comicbio.phlebiacs.01.html)


I was trying to take care of things, but some how the little boogers baneed me! :confused:

With a little help from our webmaster, I'm back in the saddle again.

Joe

Whip out that Banhammer Joe!

[Spawnomite]

A sledge hammer would be better.

[tangledweb16]

A sledge hammer would be better.

This is the internet Spawnomite... Nothing here is physical ;)

[Spawnomite]

This is the internet Spawnomite... Nothing here is physical ;)If you try hard enough, it can be.

[Avatar_of_Chaos]

no, this is the real world

[tangledweb16]

You are a sad, strange little man.

[Spawnomite]

You are a sad, strange little man.where's that ban hammer? :p ;)

[Iced Earth]

nice

[Joerhyno]

They're sneaky li'l boogers. ;)

But, hopefully Joe is on top of it. :p

I doubt it.. I mean, you're still here... :p

[Spawnomite]

I doubt it.. I mean, you're still here... :pYou said it brotha! :rolleyes: :p

[Chunk-Style]

I was trying to take care of things, but some how the little boogers baneed me! :confused:

Troublemaker.:p:D

[GIOSplat]

No... seriously... shut up.

I like this guy...

[mkupper]

Joe F. you appear to be the Barney Fife of moderators... perhaps it's time to go get Andy to clean up the mess.

[RNP1965]

The entire Elvis series rocks. I'm a huge Elvis fan, and I distinctly recall saying that if McFarlane ever produces an Elvis figure, it would be awesome. Each issue has been outstanding. Each one is s fitting tribute ot the world's greatest entertainer. :spawnorb:

[RaoulOD]

:confused:

Chipotle FTW!!

:)

[BiBLE]

Joe F. you appear to be the Barney Fife of moderators... perhaps it's time to go get Andy to clean up the mess.

One bullet in his front left pocked and a finger on the suspend o mighty button.

[Joe F.]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc253/cloewashere/D.jpg

[GIOSplat]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc253/cloewashere/D.jpg

ahem...Spawnomite...ahem.

[Verde13]

!gnitseretni saw taht wow

[Verde13]

!lleh eht tahw

[Spawnomite]

ahem...Spawnomite...ahem.I luv u too.

[BiBLE]

Battle of the foreheads.

[Spawnomite]

:spawnskul

[Monstrous Hierophant]

Plebiac Brothers are awesome sauce.