OFFICAL SOUTH PARK SEASON 12

[puck750233]

okay ....offical...for the rest of season 12...

up front...this weeks new show..:
Over Logging

No one in South Park has Internet access (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_access) and there’s no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_and_Sharon_Marsh) hears there still may be some Internet out in California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California), he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4f/California_packing.jpg/776px-California_packing.jpg
"what the internet is down? google up why. There's no internet to find that out"....or something like that lol

[Trout606]

I have a feeling this one is going to suck and have some really unfunny and ham-fisted crappy moral/current event junk behind it.

Last week's with Garrison and Mr. Cartmanez was actually funny, I want more SP along those lines.

[puck750233]

I just saw that ep like 13 minutes ago...so...question?...Garrison's new penus sqeeks...does that mean that they just grafted the mouse strait to his pelvius?..or what?

[Trout606]

I just saw that ep like 13 minutes ago...so...question?...Garrison's new penus sqeeks...does that mean that they just grafted the mouse strait to his pelvius?..or what?

If you saw the end of the episode the mouse is sitting on his shoulder without the wang, so obviously they removed it from the mouse and put it on Garrison.

[Trout606]

Oh, and for those who don't know, you can watch all the South Park episodes for free (and legally) from here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/

[puck750233]

legally?
what's the point? kidding...thanks for the link

[puck750233]

checks my not so leagal download.....yes...yes you are right...don't know why i didn't see that before hand......hey do you think there will be a cross over ep with Graison's new friend "peinus mouse" and Leminy winks?

[MapleLeafs20]

"just like women, always afraid of P3nis's"

[gr8one2386]

I haven't been a big fan of this season, but I do love it when the adults freak out over something stupid.

[moviemaniacks]

this season has been really bad so far. I'll keep checking them out, but they really have to turn it around to get back on track

[JerseyDevil]

This episode is going to be the best of the season. I have a feeling that this episode will redeem the first half of Season 12. I can't wait for it.

[JaylisJayP]

The season has been weak, but last week's was funny, if only to see Cartmenez continually rag on the Patriots.

[MikeK]

This seems like it will be good satire. It's certainly relevant.

[MapleLeafs20]

I'm getting a "two days before the day after tomorrow" feeling for this episode

[Kevo Head]

I think it looks pretty good. Just the "We can't google it" line had me cracking up.

[BlackToe]

Oh, and for those who don't know, you can watch all the South Park episodes for free (and legally) from here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/

No Canadians allowed...

[NotoriousVesaToskala]

Are they going to split this season up in two parts?

[deogg]

this season has been really bad so far. I'll keep checking them out, but they really have to turn it around to get back on track

I'm exactly in the same boat, man. And people always ask me why I keep watching. It's that constant optimism, HOPING the next episode is the one they make that turnaround on, but then getting the bubble burst when it's yet another crappy episode.

[JerseyDevil]

Are they going to split this season up in two parts?

Yes they do that every year.

[puck750233]

No Canadians allowed...

just like in the show.......we blame your country for all the right reasons......we are like the white man mad at the black man for the one steriotype that we all wish we could share....

[puck750233]

9 minutes

[puck750233]

oh man the movie they are parradying is on the tip of my tong....so far it makes me think of an old west movie...looking for water or gold or oil...something like that

[Protoform X]

oh man the movie they are parradying is on the tip of my tong....so far it makes me think of an old west movie...looking for water or gold or oil...something like thatThe Grapes of Wrath.

[Trout606]

Pretty dull so far, I really hate how they take some basic joke like "Hurf durf people are too dependent on the internet" and then stretch it out as a whole episode. It's just not funny.

[MapleLeafs20]

Can South Park PLEASE lay off the movie parody's? I get enough of that s*** with the Wayans brothers.

[Trout606]

The stuff with Randy's internet porn was the only moderately funny bit. Lame yet again.

[MikeK]

It was good. Not hilarious like last week's episode, but it was good satire.

[deogg]

Pretty dull so far, I really hate how they take some basic joke like "Hurf durf people are too dependent on the internet" and then stretch it out as a whole episode. It's just not funny.

That right there is why I'm on here on a weekly basis saying that South Park completely and totally sucks.

It's just not funny. It's as simple as that.

[puck750233]

humm had some funny moments..

makes this whole post seem like it's part of their joke...but that's okay....

...their whole porn joke and how you got it all at your finger tips to jerk off to hits close to home with one friend in perticuler....lol....yes Mr. Check out two girls one cup...and for him it was porn not something to gross me out....

the ep was on a whole pretty good, just a little slow..
3.8/5

[Trout606]

It was good. Not hilarious like last week's episode, but it was good satire.

I wouldn't say that, it has a point to make, but the point was made in the first 90 seconds of the episode, the rest of it was dragging it on and on and on needlessly with nothing new or interesting added to the premise.

That right there is why I'm on here on a weekly basis saying that South Park completely and totally sucks.

It's just not funny. It's as simple as that.

Nail on head. South Park is supposed to be a comedy show, which ostensibly means it's supposed to make the audience laugh and be generally witty. Now Matt and Trey are just making it into some lame half-assed soapbox to ramble on about whatever stupid moral or pop culture jab they feel like whining about for 23 minutes.

I love the show but it's really showing its age now and going the way of the Simpsons where it's just dragging itself along on life support.

[MikeK]

It was hilarious when they showed Randy covered in explosive ****. I think the rest of the episode is intended to be mildly amusing. I found it to be far more relevant than the Britney Spears episode, which, aside from being disgusting, seemed like an idea that was already old.

I also saw the ending coming a mile away. When they first showed "The Internet", my first thought was that it should be unplugged and then plugged back in.


And, even when it's lousy, South Park is still better than the Simpsons, which has been on auto-pilot for several years now.

[deogg]

It was hilarious when they showed Randy covered in explosive ****. I think the rest of the episode is intended to be mildly amusing. I found it to be far more relevant than the Britney Spears episode, which, aside from being disgusting, seemed like an idea that was already old.

I also saw the ending coming a mile away. When they first showed "The Internet", my first thought was that it should be unplugged and then plugged back in.


And, even when it's lousy, South Park is still better than the Simpsons, which has been on auto-pilot for several years now.

I'll give you that one. But, the problem is that if Trey and Matt don't start bailing the water out fast, this sinking ship is gonna go the way of the Simpsons.

[puck750233]

I hope they'd know when to stop the show if it where to ever get to that point ^

[Holeman]

Hmmm. Yeah, that episode sucked ass.

Except the part with Kyle. That made me laugh.

Side note: Is anyone surprised that Stan's dad isn't molesting him? That guy has some serious ****ing issues.

[Trout606]

I'll give you that one. But, the problem is that if Trey and Matt don't start bailing the water out fast, this sinking ship is gonna go the way of the Simpsons.

Though is saying it's better than the Simpsons really much of a compliment? It's like saying a punch in the kidney is better than a kick in the balls :p

[deogg]

Though is saying it's better than the Simpsons really much of a compliment? It's like saying a punch in the kidney is better than a kick in the balls :p

LOL interesting way of putting it.

[Kevo Head]

I actually really enjoyed the episode! Just me?

[frinspar]

Eesh.
Ass on a cracker.
But I'm embarrassed to admit I got a laugh from Randy The Freaky Perv-o's insistence on a "spooky ghost".

[JerseyDevil]

Another disappointing episode. The first half of this season has just been terrible. I was sure this one was going to save the first half of the season, but it didn't live up to expectations. Another strike out for South Park.

[Starfig]

It gave me the laughs I wanted, dunno what what the problem is. Randy cracked me up, that was priceless, and disgusting. :p

[javery83]

I really didn't enjoy this episode. I chuckled a little at Randy's "ghost", but it was boring otherwise. I enjoyed last week, but not this. I still have yet to see the "Canada on Strike" episode. I should have watched a movie instead.

[1BMF]

Randy and his porn choices were the only funny thing. I looked up one of Randy's favorite things and what I found is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while, so if you want to see something really funny look up Brazillian Fart Porn. I saw a movie on Redtube and I laughed so hard I almost pasted out.

[Gold and Red]

Are you people serious? I mean I didn't burst out laughing the whole episode but there were tons of funny parts in that. Randy's one thing he does on the internet before bed and it's jacking off. The simulator is someone drawing stick figures and the interracial scene was 3 guys with their faces scribbled black. Shelly meets her internet BF and she is all shy and then he says he will email her and she gets happy again. That episode was really funny. This season has been fair. The only really bad show was the Brittney one.

[MikeK]

Are you people serious? I mean I didn't burst out laughing the whole episode but there were tons of funny parts in that. Randy's one thing he does on the internet before bed and it's jacking off. The simulator is someone drawing stick figures and the interracial scene was 3 guys with their faces scribbled black. Shelly meets her internet BF and she is all shy and then he says he will email her and she gets happy again. That episode was really funny. This season has been fair. The only really bad show was the Brittney one.

Agreed.

[MapleLeafs20]

On the contrary, I tolerated "Tonsil Trouble" and the Britney Episode, even got a few chuckles out of it, but this one, has been the pinnacle of failure on South Park this season.

[Gold and Red]

new episode tomorrow and no one has started talking about it yet?

[Kevo Head]

Anyone know what it's about?

[Protoform X]

Anyone know what it's about?Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on an educational field trip to a Pioneer Village where dedicated workers remain in character as their counterparts from the 1800's. Cartman forces Butters to ditch the fanatical townsfolk to go to the amusement center located next door. While the rest of kids are reluctantly learning about the good old days in Colorado, a group of trigger-happy thieves break into the museum and take everyone hostage.

[JerseyDevil]

Another episode that has me really excited. Sounds like it can be great. Let's hope they are able to pull through this time and get some laughs out of us. There has been nothing memorable in this season so far at all.

[Kevo Head]

Haha, that sounds like it'll be a good watch.

[MapleLeafs20]

This might be better then last weeks S*** fest.

[Trout606]

Butters-centric episodes are usually good for a laugh, so with any luck this weeks will not suck horrendously.

[puck750233]

I tend to like Cartman centric eps......so this might be a keeper..

[Trout606]

Okay, this episode is pretty damn good so far :D

[puck750233]

...they are doing a Die Hard spoof with the "robbers" right? that's the vib I'm getting at lest..

and yes very freaking funny as of yet

[puck750233]

I think the robbers will try and "blend in" with the actors....

[puck750233]

Garrison is so gutless....I LOVE THAT

[puck750233]

great show....bravo....BRAV freaking O....

[Trout606]

Highlight of the season by far, I was laughing nearly the whole way through. A real return to form for the show, they need to do more of this from now on.

[MikeK]

It was a very good episode. I also like it when they are able to do a clean episode too. There were no dirty jokes but it was still funny. I like the dirty jokes, but to know that Matt and Trey can do stuff like this too.

[Holeman]

Good episode. Weakest 'season' ever, if it can be called a season.

[deogg]

Figures, the one Wednesday night I'm actually working (I typically work daytime Wednesdays), and it sounds like SP is actually good. Oh well, I'll catch the replay tomorrow night.

[Kevo Head]

Man, sounds good. Can't wait, just another 34 minutes till it airs for me.

[Kevo Head]

Haha. Man, that episode was great!

[Gold and Red]

I enjoyed it a lot but it wasn't really that funny. I chuckled but I didn't laugh out loud.

[GhostRider5289]

funny, funny stuff. simple as that. :D

[JerseyDevil]

FINALLY! This is exactly what I was waiting for. Bunch of laughs and some good old fashioned South Park entertainment. This is what these guys need to keep doing.

[metal_hellspawn]

This episode was a bigger step up in comparison to the boring "no more internet" one. Still, just a pass though, nothing that really had me laughing hard. The villager's dedication to keep up the act was great, but felt a little stupid after a while. Cartman and Butter's sub-plot/merger with the regular plot was good for a little bit. The whole "Butters won't let go of his hand" thing was pretty funny. What really made the sub-plot great was the very last moment of the episode, where a worn out, bruised, beaten and tired Butters drags Cartman onto the bus, let's go of his hand and says, his voice showing his utter tired "Teacher....my partner is on the bus!" and he collapses....classic.

[Uwe]

This one was very good. I enjoyed it thoroughly. MUCH more so than the internet one.

I was expecting the problem with the internet to be that Cartman was downloading a mega-huge file, not something lame like a giant router being unplugged. But this latest episode made up for that.

[Silent_H]

The episode was decent, didn't find myself laughing at much.

[Trout606]

I think the moral of this episode is that they REALLY need to lay off the ham-fisted current event/pop culture BS episodes that are either lame in general or try way too hard to shove a moral lesson at the viewer with few to no laughs to back it up. The show's in some of its best form when it's just contained within its own "universe" and the plot just deals with the town and the characters.