View Full Version : I'm no longer the biggest nerd at work
mikedanger
06-03-2008, 08:59 AM
we have a daily meeting every morning where we go over what we have and dish out the stuff we need help with. well, one of our sales people was having a problem getting in touch with a certain company and the contact we have there is named Thor. so i throw out the joke "has anyone contacted his supervisor, Zeus?" i was just trying to make a funny when a new girl that we just hired last week looks at me and says, "Thor's 'supervisor' would actually be Odin, not Zeus...you're confusing your mythology."
if i wasn't married i would have nailed her right there on that conference table. ;)
BoodaLuvr
06-03-2008, 09:00 AM
LOL. u crazy.
crowinghorse
06-03-2008, 09:07 AM
awesome - she hot?
mikedanger
06-03-2008, 09:10 AM
awesome - she hot?
average...but the oversized chest area makes up for what she's lacking looks wise. :D
MD DRAGON
06-03-2008, 09:11 AM
She's right.
Bulldozer36
06-03-2008, 09:14 AM
average...but the oversized chest area makes up for what she's lacking looks wise. :D
A big chested girl in Dallas, NEVER!!! I kid, I kid because I know.
Wardo30
06-03-2008, 09:18 AM
useless without pics!!!!!!!!!!
Thorondor 33
06-03-2008, 09:23 AM
http://www.klr650.net/forums/images/smilies/worthless.gif
bborst
06-03-2008, 09:24 AM
I never knew understanding greek mythology was condiered nerdy?
Wait, did someone say "oversized chest"? PICS or this conversation never took place!
Joe F.
06-03-2008, 09:26 AM
average...but the oversized chest area makes up for what she's lacking looks wise. :D
That's the way I feel about Tyler J.
;)
mikedanger
06-03-2008, 09:28 AM
That's the way I feel about Tyler J.
;)
LOL! too much panda express will do that to you! :p
SpawnFan1
06-03-2008, 09:30 AM
Haha awesome thread!! :D
And I agree on the pics! :p
mikedanger
06-03-2008, 09:31 AM
useless without pics!!!!!!!!!!
i'm pretty sure there's something against that in our policy manual...i'll have to check though. :D
Karnis
06-03-2008, 09:33 AM
average...but the oversized chest area makes up for what she's lacking looks wise. :D
It always does. ;)
crowinghorse
06-03-2008, 09:34 AM
i'm pretty sure there's something against that in our policy manual...i'll have to check though. :D
I'll show you mine if you show us her's... ;) :D
bborst
06-03-2008, 09:35 AM
i'm pretty sure there's something against that in our policy manual...i'll have to check though. :D
But there's no policy against it here, that's the trick. Just make sure there's no nips showing and you'll be safe. ;)
Thorondor 33
06-03-2008, 09:37 AM
Just pretend you are taking some around the office pics! :D
Karnis
06-03-2008, 09:41 AM
"....Odin, not Zeus, you're confusing your mythology."
http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20women/Hot%20momma%20with%20large%20breasts.jpg
Well, maybe not always. :eek:
Masked Moron
06-03-2008, 09:44 AM
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http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20women/Hot%20momma%20with%20large%20breasts.jpg
Well, maybe not always. :eek:
:eek:
lemonmang5
06-03-2008, 09:44 AM
It's cool that she knows her Thor, but on the other hand, if said co-worker mentioned anything about how a Paladin can use it's helm of disintegration to do + D4 damage, then I'd take her right there. :p :D
Wardo30
06-03-2008, 09:46 AM
i'm pretty sure there's something against that in our policy manual...i'll have to check though. :D
I think banging her on the table is a bigger offense than snapping a pic of her top heaviness :D
mikedanger
06-03-2008, 09:48 AM
I think banging her on the table is a bigger offense than snapping a pic of her top heaviness :D
you bring up a good point...
Thrall
06-03-2008, 10:11 AM
It's cool that she knows her Thor, but on the other hand, if said co-worker mentioned anything about how a Paladin can use it's helm of disintegration to do + D4 damage, then I'd take her right there. :p :DAwesome.:p
My girlfriend has been bugging me to play more... :D
Wardo30
06-03-2008, 10:19 AM
you bring up a good point...
I thought so.....
TCM Hitchhiker
06-03-2008, 10:42 AM
Don't worry, with an avatar like yours, you will always be the biggest nerd...
:D
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http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20women/Hot%20momma%20with%20large%20breasts.jpg
Well, maybe not always. :eek:
PRICELESS !!!!
moviemaniac4
06-03-2008, 10:48 AM
So when she asked your name, you said Looki ?
Monstrous Hierophant
06-03-2008, 11:11 AM
So when she asked your name, you said Looki ?
LOL. 0wn3d. :D
Wardo30
06-03-2008, 11:43 AM
Don't worry, with an avatar like yours, you will always be the biggest nerd...
:D
:D
Spawnomite
06-03-2008, 11:51 AM
LOL
SoulRedeemer
06-03-2008, 02:03 PM
That's a great story. I laughed.
JeremyMarcGirard
06-03-2008, 02:12 PM
Excellent story.
Bttl Rvgd Hnk
06-03-2008, 02:15 PM
we have a daily meeting every morning where we go over what we have and dish out the stuff we need help with. well, one of our sales people was having a problem getting in touch with a certain company and the contact we have there is named Thor. so i throw out the joke "has anyone contacted his supervisor, Zeus?" i was just trying to make a funny when a new girl that we just hired last week looks at me and says, "Thor's 'supervisor' would actually be Odin, not Zeus...you're confusing your mythology."
if i wasn't married i would have nailed her right there on that conference table. ;)
I'd have nailed her right there then brought her home and watched my wife nail her.
Bryan316
06-03-2008, 03:39 PM
That's what cell phone cameras are made for. Just make sure you have it on "silent" so she doesn't hear the fake *click-whirr* sound. That can make things...rather awkward.
jonsoriano08
06-03-2008, 03:46 PM
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http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20women/Hot%20momma%20with%20large%20breasts.jpg
Well, maybe not always. :eek:
can't see the pic?!:(
That's what cell phone cameras are made for. Just make sure you have it on "silent" so she doesn't hear the fake *click-whirr* sound. That can make things...rather awkward.
yes, use the camera phone....you can even blur out her face. we're only interested in the "top heavy" portion.:cool:
Wardo30
06-03-2008, 03:48 PM
can't see the pic?!:(
yes, use the camera phone....you can even blur out her face. we're only interested in the "top heavy" portion.:cool:
consider yourself lucky that you cant see the pic
kobayashi93
06-03-2008, 03:50 PM
Miguel's threads always rule. That's way too funny.
Jarek
06-03-2008, 04:02 PM
"Shudder"
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