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thereturnofthefiend5
06-05-2008, 01:33 PM
It doenst matter if your a laker fan or not...if you like basketball then you should know this name. I mean the guy came up with the word SLAM DUNK. Just take a look at the list below and look at some of the stuff that this man came up with and what we now use in almost every broadcasted NBA game. Miss yah buddy RIP!!!!


The particular phrases that Chick used during his broadcasts were labeled "Chickisms". Many are staples of basketball.[8] When a book of his memoirs was published in 2004, it included an audio CD with the calls as well as a Chick Hearn Rap-Around rap song created with the samples.[9]

20 foot lay-up: A jump shot by Jamaal Wilkes

Air-ball: A shot that draws nothing but air.

(He sent that one back) Air-mail Special!: A strongly-blocked shot, often sent high into the stands.

Bloooows the layup! : Missed a very easy layup.

Boo-birds: Fans who boo their own team when they play badly.

(He did the) bunny hop in the pea patch: He was called for traveling.

(You could) call it with Braille: An easy call for an official, e.g. a blatant foul.

(He got) caught with his hand in the cookie jar: A reaching foul.

(The) Charity Stripe: The free-throw line.

(He's got 'em) covered like the rug on your floor: Really good one-on-one defense.

(They) couldn't beat the Sisters of Mercy: The team is getting beat badly.

(They) couldn't throw a pea into the ocean: The team's shooting is really awful.

(It'll) count if it goes ...: A player that is fouled in the act of shooting. It go-o-o-oes! (if the shot is successful)

(That shot) didn't draw iron: A shot which misses the rim, but hits the backboard.

Dime store score: A 10 to 5 score

Dribble-drive: A player drives the basket while dribbling.

Finger roll: A shot where the ball rolls off the shooter's fingers.

(He) fly-swatted (that one): A shot blocked with force and authority.

Football score: A score resembling one often seen in a football game (e.g., 21 to 14).

(He threw up a) frozen rope: A shot with a very flat trajectory.

(We're) high above the western sideline: Chick's perch at the Forum, from which he called his word's eye views of the game.

Hippity-hops the dribble: A player dribbling the ball does a little hop step.

I'll bet you an ice-cream: Hearn and Keith Erickson (his one-time color commentator) often bet ice creams on the outcome of a shot or game.

(He's got) ice-water in his veins: When a player hits a clutch free-throw.

(It's) First and ten: Multiple players are sprawled on the floor after a physical play or diving for the ball.

(It's) garbage time: The (often sloppily-played) remainder of the game (after it’s in the refrigerator).

Give and Go: A player passes the ball, makes a quick cut, and receives a return pass.

(In & out,) heart-brrrreak!: A shot that appears to go in, but rattles off the rim and misses. Sometimes it went in so far you could read the Commissioner's name from below.

He has two chances, slim and none, and slim just left the building: The player has no chance of success with this play.

If that goes in, I'm walking home: Similar to a prayer, when the opponent shoots a shot that is a prayer, a streak, or some amazing shot. (Usually on the road)

Leapin' Leaner: A shot made while the player is in the air and off balance.

Marge could have made that shot: A missed shot that was so easy, Hearn's wife Marge could have made it. Marge was often referred to when a player messed up something that was easy.

(There are) lots of referees in the building, only three getting paid: The entire crowd acts as though they are the officials by disagreeing with a call.

(Like a) motorcycle in a motordrome: Ball spins several times around the inside of the rim, then drops through or goes "in & out".

The mustard's off the hot dog: A player attempts an unnecessarily showy, flashy play which ends up in a turnover or is otherwise unsuccessful.

My grandmother could guard him, and she can't go to her left!: Said of a slow, out of shape, or hurt player.

Nervous time: When the final moments of a game are pressure-packed.

94-by-50 hunk of wood: The basketball court, based on the floor's dimensions. (Attacking 47 feet: The front court.)

No harm, no foul (no blood, no ambulance, no stitches): A non-call by an official when varying degrees of contact have occurred. (More adjectives means the non-call was more questionable.)

Not Phi Beta Kappa: Not a smart play.

...Since Hector was a pup A very long time (e.g., the Lakers haven't had the lead since Hector was a pup.)

He's in the Popcorn Machine (with butter and salt all over him): Meaning that a defensive player got faked into the air (and out of play) by an offensive player's pump fake. ("Popcorn Machine" is a reference to an actual popcorn machine in the old Los Angeles Sports Arena, which was near the basket, but far away from the court. Thus, if the player went far out of play, he was in the "popcorn machine.") When Hearn guest starred as a mouse in the Garfield and Friends episode Basket Brawl, Odie literally runs into a popcorn machine.

(He's) on him like a postage stamp: Very tight defense.

Slam dunk!: Hearn's most famous phrase; a powerful shot where a player forces the ball through the rim with one or both hands.

(He) takes him to the third floor and leaves him at the mezzanine: A move where an offensive player pump-fakes a defender and draws a foul from the leaping player.

Tattoo dribble: A player dribbling the ball while not moving, as though tattooing the floor with the ball, as he waits for the play to develop.

This game's in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the Jell-O's jigglin'!: The game's outcome is set; only the final score is in question. Chick's variation on "the game's on ice."

Throws up a brick: When a player tosses up a particularly errant shot.

Throws up a prayer (... it's (or isn't) answered!!!): A wild shot that will need a miracle to score (and does or doesn't).

Ticky-tack: A foul called when very little contact has been made.

Triple-double: A player gets 10 or more (i.e. double digits) in three statistical categories: points, rebounds, assists, steals or blocked shots.

(On his) wallet: A player fell on his rear end.

Words-eye view: What listeners received while listening to Hearn call the game on the radio.

(He's) working on his Wrigleys. A player is chewing gum.

(He's) yo-yo-ing up and down: A player dribbles in one place as if he were playing with a yo-yo on a string.



There you have people... that is alot of stuff that still gets used to this day.....again this isnt about Laker promoting...its about a man that left a legacy on the NBA. You have to respect that. COME ON MCFARLNE YOU DID A DON CHERRY FIGURE NOW HOW ABOUT THE GOLDEN THROAT HIMSELF!!!

•SteelSpawn•
06-05-2008, 01:44 PM
THIS IS HOW WE ROLL! BELIEVE THAT!

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1889/chick3ei4.jpg

ToightLikeATiger
06-05-2008, 01:53 PM
why even bother starting this thread? if they wont make managers and coaches why would they make announcers who are less important in sports? let alone make a legends announcer line lol.

we all would love to see coaches and announcers but tmp can barely stay around with the 4 sports figures they already produce.

The Pharcyde
06-05-2008, 01:57 PM
Chick and Scully, the two best announcers even, we LA fans are lucky

•SteelSpawn•
06-05-2008, 02:00 PM
Stop hating toight! :D


we see your purple and gold hate! :p

NotoriousVesaToskala
06-05-2008, 02:01 PM
LOL...wow...

thereturnofthefiend5
06-05-2008, 02:28 PM
why even bother starting this thread? if they wont make managers and coaches why would they make announcers who are less important in sports? let alone make a legends announcer line lol.

we all would love to see coaches and announcers but tmp can barely stay around with the 4 sports figures they already produce.

http://images.entertainmentearth.com//AUTOIMAGES/MF76022lg.jpg

thereturnofthefiend5
06-05-2008, 02:29 PM
look it could be something of a box set with chick sitting in the perch at the great western forum with a old skool style mic...it would look amazing!!

thereturnofthefiend5
06-05-2008, 02:40 PM
why even bother starting this thread? if they wont make managers and coaches why would they make announcers who are less important in sports? let alone make a legends announcer line lol.

we all would love to see coaches and announcers but tmp can barely stay around with the 4 sports figures they already produce.

Man Im not asking for a line im asking for one guy...the man who invented the word slam dunk?? so you saying "some less important announcer" is not really relevant

mac21
06-05-2008, 02:42 PM
Not a big Laker Fan but I got to give it up for a Chick Hearn's fig that would be cool

King Smokey
06-05-2008, 02:56 PM
It's a GREAT idea. Do it special. Have him at the announcers desk, which you can put courtside next to a rim being dunked on.

Anyone who doesn't think Chick Hearns deserves a figure doesn't know anything about basketball.

•SteelSpawn•
06-05-2008, 03:04 PM
stop hating and start congratulating........the flow!

sapp76
06-05-2008, 03:06 PM
please stop

thereturnofthefiend5
06-05-2008, 03:49 PM
please stop

what does that mean?? again no knowledge of basketball

sapp76
06-05-2008, 03:55 PM
and you have no knowledge of the business of sports figures

trojansc
06-05-2008, 03:59 PM
If you want a Chick Hearn figure, I suggest you get his bobblehead from a few years ago- very cool. I think you can still get them on eBay... :D

cochese75
06-05-2008, 04:23 PM
Chick and Scully, the two best announcers even, we LA fans are lucky

yes we are and dont forget Bob Miller of the LA Kings



:spawnorb:

cochese75
06-05-2008, 04:27 PM
why even bother starting this thread? if they wont make managers and coaches why would they make announcers who are less important in sports? let alone make a legends announcer line lol.

we all would love to see coaches and announcers but tmp can barely stay around with the 4 sports figures they already produce.

http://images.entertainmentearth.com//AUTOIMAGES/MF76022lg.jpg

http://www.spawn.com/toys/hockey/nhllegends3/dcherry/images/nhllegends3_dcherry_photo_01_dp.jpg


Toight you FAIL!!!

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/royal-fail.jpg

:spawnorb:

thereturnofthefiend5
06-05-2008, 05:33 PM
ttt

EDBSIP
06-05-2008, 08:27 PM
I guess Toight doesnt follow NHL SP's ;)

ToightLikeATiger
06-05-2008, 08:40 PM
Yes Don Cherry was made but that because its hockey and it was a Canada thing. He is the only one that has been made. He was basically made for a country lol. Hearn would be made for Lakers fans. Hearn wouldnt be a big seller nationally.

Im not saying anything to bash what Hearn did. He was a great announcer. But its a waste to ask for a figure when its not going to happen.

•SteelSpawn•
06-05-2008, 10:27 PM
I know alot of people - non Laker fan respect what and who Chick Hearn was even though he was a Laker. He called it like he saw it, the best or one of the best play by play guys. We used to turn off the sound on the tv and turn the radio on just to hear him call the game! :D

Joe Bruin723
06-06-2008, 12:05 AM
You know it's quite sad that he passed before I could ever truly get the tone of one of his broadcasts. When he was still announcing I didn't really focus on sports as much as I do now. I remember watching the playoffs at bars and restaurants so the volume would be down. I knew who he was, but just hearing snippets of his calls isn't enough for me.

Now... If I never listened to him a whole lot, how could I miss him and be upset? Well, I've watched stuff on Youtube, and I noticed that he's been a great influence on me. I always had a dream to get into broadcasting and if I watch a game, with the volume down I notice myself, unknowingly, calling the game like Chick.

He was extremely attentive and informative with a mix of his Chickisms every now and then. One man show. Excellent play by play and perfectly timed color. Just like Vin.

I may or may not go into the field of broadcasting but Chick's voice in the background during games really sunk into my head. Even when I was a kid I thought... This is what sports announcing is supposed to sound like. So naturally and subliminally I would try to emulate his style. And Vin's for that matter. But as Vin Scully replied to one of my questions on a Dodgers.com chat, he said to be original and not to water your own wine. Great words for life.

Long story short... If the NH freaking L can get a coach, if the Rocky toy lines can make a Brent Musberger, then why not?

Sales... Maybe... But this wouldn't be the first case of TMP sticking to what has worked and not trying to be original. Isn't TMP supposed to be about BOLD figures with attitude. What is TMP? Just fancy SLUs?

Lordcledus
06-06-2008, 12:26 AM
Chick and Scully, the two best announcers even, we LA fans are lucky
Vin Scully has the most boring, monotone, and uninthusiastic voice I have ever heard for sports announcer. I can't watch a Dodgers game unless it's the other teams t.v. broadcast.

sapp76
06-06-2008, 07:22 AM
I want a Joe Tait figure

ToightLikeATiger
06-06-2008, 08:32 AM
Johnny Most figures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIGG-AL
06-06-2008, 08:35 AM
Vin Scully has the most boring, monotone, and uninthusiastic voice I have ever heard for sports announcer. I can't watch a Dodgers game unless it's the other teams t.v. broadcast.

Vin can paint a picture...just not for people with A.D.D. :D:p

If your going to see a non athelete it's going to be Someone Iconic like Grapes.
Landry
Lombardi

Aurbach

Lasorda...doubt it. they would have to make it so that it lies on it's back up the third base line.

thereturnofthefiend5
06-06-2008, 11:45 AM
I know alot of people - non Laker fan respect what and who Chick Hearn was even though he was a Laker. He called it like he saw it, the best or one of the best play by play guys. We used to turn off the sound on the tv and turn the radio on just to hear him call the game! :D

PREACH BROTHER PREACH!!!

thereturnofthefiend5
06-06-2008, 11:46 AM
Long story short... If the NH freaking L can get a coach, if the Rocky toy lines can make a Brent Musberger, then why not?

Sales... Maybe... But this wouldn't be the first case of TMP sticking to what has worked and not trying to be original. Isn't TMP supposed to be about BOLD figures with attitude. What is TMP? Just fancy SLUs?

very great point man...i hope mcfarlane or staff catches this post!!

thereturnofthefiend5
06-09-2008, 11:19 AM
ttt

shawnspookcity
06-09-2008, 11:35 AM
This one should come first (because it would sell WAAAAAY better):

http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/harry-caray.gif

deogg
06-09-2008, 12:11 PM
Absolutely positively NOT.

thereturnofthefiend5
06-11-2008, 03:25 PM
This one should come first (because it would sell WAAAAAY better):

http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/harry-caray.gif

red x??? i dont think that will sell

thereturnofthefiend5
06-11-2008, 03:26 PM
Absolutely positively NOT i am not into women at all.


:confused::confused::confused::confused: im very confused by your post deogg