View Full Version : What is so good about the Spartan Recon Armor?
D2eux
11-04-2008, 01:37 AM
I read Bungie only grants the armor to bungie employees and "those they deem worthy."
Whats that all about?
Desolation33
11-04-2008, 01:38 AM
It's just another cosmetic armor variant to wear.
D2eux
11-04-2008, 01:41 AM
ah, ok. except this ones kind of like the forbidden fruit
jt4470
11-04-2008, 01:42 AM
Nothing. It's bragging rights.
Can I haz recon armor!!1111111!??
D2eux
11-04-2008, 01:44 AM
lolz
Holeman
11-04-2008, 01:49 AM
Well, it's wrinkle-free for one. Two, it literally repells lint! I mean NOTHING sticks to it! Three, it's got a very high thread count. Good quality. Four, feels like silk when you wear it. Seriously, if you could drop ecstasy and wear Recon Armor, you'd have a full body happy ending. Five, should you ever have that happen, the suit leeches all unwanted sweat, fluids whatever away and literally transforms them into a nice, fresh pine scent that fills the helmet at all times. Six, the chicks dig Recon Armor. Oh yeah. Seven, did you know there's a hot plate in the thigh panel? That can come in handy, let me tell you. Eight, you can store up to 8000 movies in the on-board digital memory for playback whenever you find yourself with absolutely nothing to do. Nine, just wearing it works every major muscle group you've got. You'll have buns and everything else of steel if you wear this armor long enough! And ten: It removes unwanted body hair and reduces freckles!
Recon Armor is the absolute best armor.
Mr Self Destruct
11-04-2008, 01:57 AM
it's got a very high thread count.
Gotta respect the thread count!
Trunks3540
11-04-2008, 02:46 AM
I heard it's just cause it's uber hard to get and virtually no one has it. So it's like "oooh, ahhh, you gots Recon, youz rule like potatos". Bragging rights. I prefer Hayabusa and CQB personally, they look better. But it doesn't look too bad.
burngwngs
11-04-2008, 06:27 AM
it's better than the racoon armor?
ChrisM
11-04-2008, 06:29 AM
And remember, it's the only armor that doesn't ride up on you.
Starfig
11-04-2008, 07:36 AM
I heard it tastes like ham.
ChrisM
11-04-2008, 07:38 AM
^^
Bacon!
Nimodius_Clench
11-04-2008, 07:44 AM
^^ With just a hint of cheese.
Sumimasen
11-04-2008, 07:46 AM
When making the recon armor, the secret ingredient is love. And salt. Lots of salt.
Spawnomite
11-04-2008, 07:47 AM
RECON!!!!!!!!!
I luv Heartbreak Ridge. :D
ChrisM
11-04-2008, 07:55 AM
Is that near Brokeback Mountain?
djdspartan
11-04-2008, 08:05 AM
recon's chest plate looks cool....
Saurian
11-04-2008, 08:51 AM
Its cool, but i wouldnt even use it, im an Elitist so i really wouldnt care, though it would be braging rights i guess to the right people, i dont want people knowing i have it, becuase they might want to try and steal my account... Anyways, most people want it just because its rare and cool (AKA annoying little kids with Tempertantrums) its just armor really. im hoping for new armor when Recon ships, because remember, Bungie Stated they wouldnt make any downloadable content armor perms, they never said about it being included in another game eh? (More Elite please!)
Viking Spawn
11-04-2008, 11:57 AM
Well, it's wrinkle-free for one. Two, it literally repells lint! I mean NOTHING sticks to it! Three, it's got a very high thread count. Good quality. Four, feels like silk when you wear it. Seriously, if you could drop ecstasy and wear Recon Armor, you'd have a full body happy ending. Five, should you ever have that happen, the suit leeches all unwanted sweat, fluids whatever away and literally transforms them into a nice, fresh pine scent that fills the helmet at all times. Six, the chicks dig Recon Armor. Oh yeah. Seven, did you know there's a hot plate in the thigh panel? That can come in handy, let me tell you. Eight, you can store up to 8000 movies in the on-board digital memory for playback whenever you find yourself with absolutely nothing to do. Nine, just wearing it works every major muscle group you've got. You'll have buns and everything else of steel if you wear this armor long enough! And ten: It removes unwanted body hair and reduces freckles!
Recon Armor is the absolute best armor.
:D
Gets chicks? Where was it 20 years ago.... ;)
Avatar_of_Chaos
11-04-2008, 12:17 PM
it's a status symbol for n00bz
I love the look of it, personally. It's got some good lines and a decently cool helmet.
unfortunately I'd never wear it because people tend to all target the guy with the Recon armor
screw
11-04-2008, 12:22 PM
How about this one? Once again only Bungie employees have it, so far.
http://www.coolbh.com/schnicker/images/Armor/flaming%20hayabusa.jpg
Mr. Wiggity Man
11-04-2008, 12:23 PM
It's the "wolf shirt" of Spartan Armor.
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 12:49 PM
How about this one? Once again only Bungie employees have it, so far.
http://www.coolbh.com/schnicker/images/Armor/flaming%20hayabusa.jpg
It's not actually a flaming helmet. Bungie's "flaming head" is from a flaming EOD chest piece that they use and it can be applied with any helmet.
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 12:50 PM
it's a status symbol for n00bz
I thought that was the Hayabusa.
Spawnomite
11-04-2008, 01:17 PM
Is that near Brokeback Mountain?Clint Eastwood would like to speak with you for a moment.
crowinghorse
11-04-2008, 01:44 PM
Clint Eastwood would like to speak with you for a moment.
and break your back...across a mountain...
Holeman
11-04-2008, 02:13 PM
Did you also know that Recon Armor can absorb 50 TIMES IT'S OWN WEIGHT IN LIQUIDS!!!
The Shamwow has nothing on Recon Armor!
Marauderspawn
11-04-2008, 02:14 PM
It tastes like chicken. ;)
Marauderspawn
11-04-2008, 02:15 PM
I had no idea. Thanks for this bit of information.
Did you also know that Recon Armor can absorb 50 TIMES IT'S OWN WEIGHT IN LIQUIDS!!!
The Shamwow has nothing on Recon Armor!
ChrisM
11-04-2008, 02:41 PM
Did you also know that Recon Armor can absorb 50 TIMES IT'S OWN WEIGHT IN LIQUIDS!!!
The Shamwow has nothing on Recon Armor!
And stays crunchy, even in milk!
Mongerty
11-04-2008, 03:25 PM
It is a great way for idiots to get banned from Bungie.net.
I think it looks dumb, to be honest. Give me a pilot helmet.
Spawnomite
11-04-2008, 03:28 PM
and break your back...across a mountain...LOL
Trunks3540
11-04-2008, 03:30 PM
I like the way it looks. I just prefer other things over it.
Holeman
11-04-2008, 04:12 PM
And Recon Armor is the ONLY stable investment in these challenging economic times. Trust Recon Armor!
FACEBOX
11-04-2008, 04:17 PM
It didn't even matter if the armor looked cool or not. Just because not everyone can have it makes "everyone" want it. Even Bunny-armor would have been sought after if it was as exclusive as Recon. That, and what Holeman said.
Trunks3540
11-04-2008, 04:19 PM
It didn't even matter if the armor looked cool or not. Just because not everyone can have it makes "everyone" want it. Even Bunny-armor would have been sought after if it was as exclusive as Recon. That, and what Holeman said.
I want bunny armor... :(
redeyejedi
11-04-2008, 05:22 PM
I just have recon because of the complete OCD freak I am and needed everything to be complete.(as it is, missing achievments in Halo 3 because Mythic isn't out yet still kills me!) I don't use it though.
sandalphon_624
11-04-2008, 05:59 PM
Just an armor for bungie. cos they can.
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 08:34 PM
I just have recon because of the complete OCD freak I am and needed everything to be complete.(as it is, missing achievments in Halo 3 because Mythic isn't out yet still kills me!) I don't use it though.
What did you do to get it? Kill a man?
Trunks3540
11-04-2008, 08:35 PM
What did you do to get it? Kill a man?
Most likely, he killed a bunch of them, hence why he was good enough to recieve it ;).
If you didn't get that, means he's probebly good at Halo and has a high Gamer Score for it.
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 08:42 PM
Most likely, he killed a bunch of them, hence why he was good enough to recieve it ;).
If you didn't get that, means he's probebly good at Halo and has a high Gamer Score for it.
I've know of quite a few people who have recon and so far no one I've talked to has gotten for "skill". It's usually something completely off the wall.
Trunks3540
11-04-2008, 08:48 PM
I've know of quite a few people who have recon and so far no one I've talked to has gotten for "skill". It's usually something completely off the wall.
Oh. Ok, I don't play Halo 3 on XBL yet. I really want to, but I don't have the $$$ yet.
Saurian
11-04-2008, 08:52 PM
Oh. Ok, I don't play Halo 3 on XBL yet. I really want to, but I don't have the $$$ yet.
It is fun, though be warned as you get better, so do the people yo fight, then agian, you could always do what little kids and older dumbasses do, and thats create an Xbox live account, with tons of letters and numbers, get your free month, play, get rid of it, get free month again, get rid of it, etc. Thats why there are so many idiotic names and crap on XBL, people are too lazy to buy it. I bought it, and i have an awesome, spaced and no number name.
Trunks3540
11-04-2008, 09:29 PM
I will buy it, I don't feel like changing my name once I get it. I'll like my name too much. I just don't like the idea of playing people better then me all the time. I want a more even playing field. People who are as good as me, or slightly worse. Cause I have good days and I have bad days, and on my bad days I really suck, on my good ones I'm mediocre.
Saurian
11-04-2008, 09:44 PM
I will buy it, I don't feel like changing my name once I get it. I'll like my name too much. I just don't like the idea of playing people better then me all the time. I want a more even playing field. People who are as good as me, or slightly worse. Cause I have good days and I have bad days, and on my bad days I really suck, on my good ones I'm mediocre.
everyone ahs those days, example, the last day of Zombies was HORRIBLE FOR ME! I sucked so much, and i had no lag either. Anyways, good days and bad days, who cares, when you get your account, contact me and ill help kick your ass :D (JK)
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 09:47 PM
everyone ahs those days, example, the last day of Zombies was HORRIBLE FOR ME! I sucked so much, and i had no lag either. Anyways, good days and bad days, who cares, when you get your account, contact me and ill help kick your ass :D (JK)
I got up to a 30 in Zombies before it was done. I would've gotten higher but I was out of town for most of the weekend.
Saurian
11-04-2008, 09:57 PM
I got up to a 30 in Zombies before it was done. I would've gotten higher but I was out of town for most of the weekend.
I got to eighteen in a few hours, but then it started lagging so i went to Big Teams, came back Sunday and i was crap, really, it was horribly bad, like someone turned the switch so none of my strategies worked... it was sad.
Bryan316
11-04-2008, 10:01 PM
It's the "wolf shirt" of Spartan Armor.
lol!
redeyejedi
11-04-2008, 10:45 PM
What did you do to get it? Kill a man?
Lol no well...Luke and Shiska @ P.A.X.
Holeman
11-04-2008, 10:45 PM
Recon Armor is the only armor worn by President Elect Obama.
And you know he's highly allergic to anything that isn't ****ing awesome.
Holeman
11-04-2008, 10:45 PM
Recon Armor can perfectly trim your lawn.
While you're not wearing it.
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 10:46 PM
So.. What would happen if Chuck Norris wore recon armor?
Sanghelli
11-04-2008, 10:47 PM
Lol no well...Luke and Shiska @ P.A.X.
Man.. That must've been easier than taking a Guitar Hero figure from a baby.
Saurian
11-04-2008, 11:47 PM
So.. What would happen if Chuck Norris wore recon armor?
Its called Judgment Day dumbass, and its the reason why bungie only made it for a game, if Chuck Norris got a hold of it... good god (but not really, im nothing)
Holeman
11-05-2008, 01:15 AM
So.. What would happen if Chuck Norris wore recon armor?
If Chuck Norris wore Recon Armor, God would see that he could create nothing more awesome and would sound the horns that would end the Earth. Hearing this, Chuck would kill God, the angels blowing the horns and declare the day forever be known as: Chuckmas.
Trunks3540
11-05-2008, 02:29 AM
If Chuck Norris wore Recon Armor, God would see that he could create nothing more awesome and would sound the horns that would end the Earth. Hearing this, Chuck would kill God, the angels blowing the horns and declare the day forever be known as: Chuckmas.
And there was much rejoicing. "Yay"
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