tmscout98
12-22-2008, 05:23 AM
Happy Holidays. Hope the season is treating you all well. This is the 4th year I've ran this, with just little tweaks here and there. Hope you all enjoy it and may '09 be the best year yet for all of you. It's been a pleasure being a part of the Boardie madness with all of you.
T'was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
All the boardies were stirrin,
And getting drunk as a louse.
Kids off to bed,
And ma in the kitchen,
I know if I buy this nh Urlacher,
I’m never gonna hear the end of the *****in’
Another post from Holeman,
He’s one funny guy,
I wonder if we'll ever get painted SP's again,
So by the cases again we can buy.
Sifting through the threads,
And chugging some nog.
When did these trader boards,
Become an Ebay listing log?
KY76, Tragically Fish, Sings, Ralphy and Jomo,
Bubba, Billy, Strapps, Dhopp and Emmitt22 to name a few,
These are all great boardies ,
And will make board life good for you.
It's been an interesting year for TMP,
Who knew that just a little plastic change would make collectors flee?
As many of us have opted not to buy, but rather lay low,
Please TMP, give us good NFL not another fig of Halo.
As I sit and drink and sift through the threads,
I hear a commotion outside and I leap out of bed.
I see in a drunken haze a fatman in red,
I pull out my Glock and aim at his head.
"Hey you fat-asss what’r you doing on my lawn?"
"Piss of he retorts, a reindeer just kicked me in the dong!"
I realize in a flash that I'm being naughty and not very nice,
I just hope ole Saint Nick will still give me my 9ERS tan belt Rice.
I thank the big man,
And give him a shot of Old Red.
He downs it in a flash,
And climbs into his sled.
I wave and he smiles,
As he flies into the night.
No-helmet figs for all,
And peace to all you Boardies tonight!
T'was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
All the boardies were stirrin,
And getting drunk as a louse.
Kids off to bed,
And ma in the kitchen,
I know if I buy this nh Urlacher,
I’m never gonna hear the end of the *****in’
Another post from Holeman,
He’s one funny guy,
I wonder if we'll ever get painted SP's again,
So by the cases again we can buy.
Sifting through the threads,
And chugging some nog.
When did these trader boards,
Become an Ebay listing log?
KY76, Tragically Fish, Sings, Ralphy and Jomo,
Bubba, Billy, Strapps, Dhopp and Emmitt22 to name a few,
These are all great boardies ,
And will make board life good for you.
It's been an interesting year for TMP,
Who knew that just a little plastic change would make collectors flee?
As many of us have opted not to buy, but rather lay low,
Please TMP, give us good NFL not another fig of Halo.
As I sit and drink and sift through the threads,
I hear a commotion outside and I leap out of bed.
I see in a drunken haze a fatman in red,
I pull out my Glock and aim at his head.
"Hey you fat-asss what’r you doing on my lawn?"
"Piss of he retorts, a reindeer just kicked me in the dong!"
I realize in a flash that I'm being naughty and not very nice,
I just hope ole Saint Nick will still give me my 9ERS tan belt Rice.
I thank the big man,
And give him a shot of Old Red.
He downs it in a flash,
And climbs into his sled.
I wave and he smiles,
As he flies into the night.
No-helmet figs for all,
And peace to all you Boardies tonight!