Could you survive a zombie apocolyps? [Archive]

Brother Grimm

01-01-2009, 02:19 AM

What's funny is that out of all the "Monsters" that are out there. Zombies are the ones that freak me out the most and I have spent many an hour thinking of what I would do in this situation. I even said I would shoot my loved one without hesitation. My wife said she would try and save me.

InnerRayg

01-01-2009, 02:29 AM

67% chance, not terrible.

DrOctagonn

01-01-2009, 02:31 AM

I just want to share this pic I found

http://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/zombiemob.jpg

Mack

01-01-2009, 02:47 AM

51% :o

Holeman

01-01-2009, 03:04 AM

82% for me. I would kill anyone to save myself.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie?score=82

Elijah17

01-01-2009, 03:09 AM

55% for me.

Basically I'm screwed.

Elijah17

01-01-2009, 03:10 AM

I just want to share this pic I found

http://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/zombiemob.jpg

That's definitely one of the slow ones...

Masked Moron

01-01-2009, 04:31 AM

85%

FACEBOX

01-01-2009, 04:34 AM

65% .... should have said I own a gun too. :)

XenoPredator

01-01-2009, 04:37 AM

80%.

"Come with me if you want to live" ;)

(Note: I dont own a real gun, but the paintball gun would just be damn funny....while im being chewed on probably)

FACEBOX

01-01-2009, 04:56 AM

LOL!

I better get to work on a make-shift bow and arrows.
Painballs.... lol

Kabong30

01-01-2009, 06:24 AM

81% and I do have guns.

Psymon

01-01-2009, 06:51 AM

42%...

I am 60% effective as a human shield though, so I guess you guys can use me for that.

Oh, and my dead body is worth $4240 apparently, so I'd be useful in rebuilding society too :)

Also, I probably wouldn't be much of a zombie because I only have a 33% change of eating my buddies :(

Desolation33

01-01-2009, 07:28 AM

anthonyrapitis

01-01-2009, 07:54 AM

i cant get to the quiz. it just keeps showing me your guys scores. can someone please direct me to the initial page of the quiz

Skullcandy

01-01-2009, 09:15 AM

I've only got a 62% chance of survival. Ah well. :D

the new arby

01-01-2009, 09:36 AM

81%

well i have knives would that work

rxsheepxr

01-01-2009, 09:52 AM

i cant get to the quiz. it just keeps showing me your guys scores. can someone please direct me to the initial page of the quiz

Scroll down the page people linked to and find the quiz like everyone else did.

Fine, cripes, http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

Clerk.

01-01-2009, 10:12 AM

74%

Patsfan

01-01-2009, 10:40 AM

57 %

WhO Iz THiZ Iz

01-01-2009, 11:03 AM

86%

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v699/denverdezz/be00cb6c9cc9385863b049889ce77993.jpg

by the way...i own guns, and a machete....hee hee!

penutbuttrbandt

01-01-2009, 12:16 PM

92% i own a ton of guns...and only buy canned food....ok the second was a joke but looks like i am set for the zombie acopolypse

Kabong30

01-01-2009, 12:23 PM

92% i own a ton of guns...and only buy canned food....ok the second was a joke but looks like i am set for the zombie acopolypse

Dang, I'm heading to your place when it hits the fan. Remember to fill the bathtub before the water goes out!

herzograven

01-01-2009, 12:29 PM

91% .... bring it on z-*****es!

Kabong30

01-01-2009, 12:31 PM

91% .... bring it on z-*****es!

Um we call them Zack. LOL:D

Thorondor 33

01-01-2009, 01:57 PM

81% for me.

Filthyrich

01-01-2009, 02:59 PM

53% the big city and lack of guns were probably the two biggest deal breakers

But good news is I could take on 28 5-year-olds!

The_Arbiter

01-01-2009, 03:53 PM

I got 73%, and I own a gun. And I could take on 29 five year olds.

EDIT- I have 1% more chance of living than battlefield. lol

nightmare alien

01-01-2009, 04:01 PM

71% chance of survival. One less than battlefield. :D

PrimeBane

01-01-2009, 04:20 PM

44%

It's because I don't own a gun. :(

anthonyrapitis

01-01-2009, 04:30 PM

Scroll down the page people linked to and find the quiz like everyone else did.

Fine, cripes, http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

mine wouldnt scroll. thanks

stevebarns

01-01-2009, 04:31 PM

42% What? I survived in urban dead for three weeks :p

brightside

01-01-2009, 04:41 PM

42% also lol

webhead817

01-01-2009, 07:45 PM

But me down for 42% as well. That seems a little low to me, I think my lack of handguns is to blame. :)

raven20

01-01-2009, 08:02 PM

45% That means I would get a bullet to the head at some point.

Trunks3540

01-01-2009, 08:23 PM

92% i own a ton of guns...and only buy canned food....ok the second was a joke but looks like i am set for the zombie acopolypse

My weapons don't run out of ammo ;).

I think they should have swords as a seperate question like guns instead of under blunt or sharp object.

BTW, they gave me a 55%, but I know I'd be either alot better or alot worse then that. I don't think you guys have seen my sharp and pointy collection for 1, and for 2 I'd be one of those people who would be running out in the middle of a group and start swinging on my way to whereever safety would be. Wal Mart is actually a great place, cept for it being so big and haveing so many doors. It has guns, other weapons, food, bathrooms, clothes... If you turned Wal Mart into a fort you could last there for quite some time, as long as the electricity would stay on. If not, then take what you can and leave, would be a better idea. Especially the weapons and ammo.

My therapist calls me a survivalist. He said you can drop me in the middle of the ghetto, dead of winter, without a penny to my name and I would find somewhere to stay to be warm, food to eat, and a way to get clothes and everything else I needed. I never though of myself that way, but I guess he would know.

AND DON'T USE THE ZED WORD!!!

stevebarns

01-01-2009, 08:30 PM

My weapons don't run out of ammo ;).

I think they should have swords as a seperate question like guns instead of under blunt or sharp object.

BTW, they gave me a 55%, but I know I'd be either alot better or alot worse then that. I don't think you guys have seen my sharp and pointy collection for 1, and for 2 I'd be one of those people who would be running out in the middle of a group and start swinging on my way to whereever safety would be. Wal Mart is actually a great place, cept for it being so big and haveing so many doors. It has guns, other weapons, food, bathrooms, clothes... If you turned Wal Mart into a fort you could last there for quite some time, as long as the electricity would stay on. If not, then take what you can and leave, would be a better idea. Especially the weapons and ammo.

My therapist calls me a survivalist. He said you can drop me in the middle of the ghetto, dead of winter, without a penny to my name and I would find somewhere to stay to be warm, food to eat, and a way to get clothes and everything else I needed. I never though of myself that way, but I guess he would know.

AND DON'T USE THE ZED WORD!!!

Think we could see some pics of that sword collection you speak of?

FACEBOX

01-01-2009, 08:32 PM

^ ghetto? That ain't as though as ...oh... let's say the end of the world.
The problem with Wlamart is... everyone has the same idea. Walmart would be the last place to go.

spectre_I

01-01-2009, 08:40 PM

79% as I own guns, expert shot and live in a small town. I think if I would abandon my family I would do much better.

Trunks3540

01-01-2009, 08:42 PM

Think we could see some pics of that sword collection you speak of?

I would rather link you, cause I don't wanna thread jack.

http://s518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/Trunks3540/Weapons/

^ ghetto? That ain't as though as ...oh... let's say the end of the world.
The problem with Wlamart is... everyone has the same idea. Walmart would be the last place to go.

Yea, it's the principle though. I think I would do better then say, those Rtards who wanna try and save everyone. But I don't think anyone would survive for longer then a few months if its as bad as movies make it. Most of that is for entertainment purposes.

And you're right about WM I guess. It would be where most people would try to go. Doesn't mean you shouldn't stop by and say hi? Lol. Maybe pick up a few things...

Spawnomite

01-01-2009, 08:43 PM

Not so good. 67%. Too many folks in this city.

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie?score=67

stevebarns

01-01-2009, 09:13 PM

I would rather link you, cause I don't wanna thread jack.

http://s518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/Trunks3540/Weapons/

Yea, it's the principle though. I think I would do better then say, those Rtards who wanna try and save everyone. But I don't think anyone would survive for longer then a few months if its as bad as movies make it. Most of that is for entertainment purposes.

And you're right about WM I guess. It would be where most people would try to go. Doesn't mean you shouldn't stop by and say hi? Lol. Maybe pick up a few things...

Cool, thanks.

WizardofAUS

01-01-2009, 09:14 PM

OUCH i got 37%. those darn loved ones.... always dragging me down.

Mandarin_Spawn

01-01-2009, 09:45 PM

I got an even 50% chance survival rate.

Trunks3540

01-01-2009, 09:47 PM

Anything is better then 0 right?

Mongerty

01-01-2009, 09:50 PM

OUCH i got 37%. those darn loved ones.... always dragging me down.

Quite literally, after they become zombies.:p

81% here, only negatives are town size and the slight hesitation to kill loved ones.

Trunks3540

01-01-2009, 09:54 PM

Quite literally, after they become zombies.:p

81% here, only negatives are town size and the slight hesitation to kill loved ones.

Mine was lack of firearms and city size as my downfall. I don't see why, I have swords. They don't run out of ammo... Guns do. 0_o

Hence why swords should have their own seperate question. Blunt or sharp could mean kitchen knives or baseball bats, crowbars. Swords are alot more dangerous if you know how to use em ;).

FACEBOX

01-01-2009, 09:59 PM

Mine was lack of firearms and city size as my downfall. I don't see why, I have swords. They don't run out of ammo... Guns do. 0_o

Hence why swords should have their own seperate question. Blunt or sharp could mean kitchen knives or baseball bats, crowbars. Swords are alot more dangerous if you know how to use em ;).

If you get attacked by 10,000 zombies all at once, a sword my not do you that good.
In that case, you'll need a Hummer..... with a turret. :spawnskul

sabresrule07

01-01-2009, 10:34 PM

umm...36...:(

timmothy

01-01-2009, 10:56 PM

31% :cool:

Elijah17

01-01-2009, 11:01 PM

Mine was lack of firearms and city size as my downfall. I don't see why, I have swords. They don't run out of ammo... Guns do. 0_o

Hence why swords should have their own seperate question. Blunt or sharp could mean kitchen knives or baseball bats, crowbars. Swords are alot more dangerous if you know how to use em ;).

The sword's ammo is your strength and stamina.

And I am doubtful of it's effectiveness as a zombie-killing weapon.

Trunks3540

01-01-2009, 11:04 PM

The sword's ammo is your strength and stamina.

And I am doubtful of it's effectiveness as a zombie-killing weapon.

Lop their heads off. It works great hence why you get a knife in almost all the RE games (it might be all, but its been a while since I played em all). And a Machette in the new one. I'm gonna love using that thing in RE5. I used the knife alot in RE4 as well, but it was really hard. Necissary on the hardest difficutly, but still not as effective as it shoulda been.

BTW, I was curious if this was stemmed from the new RE CG movie that came out. That was badass. I liked it even more then Advent Children.

*edit* Oh, and I have alot of stamina usually. Ask the gf ;).

CDogg79

01-01-2009, 11:08 PM

You Have a 61% Chance of Survival!

nightmare alien

01-01-2009, 11:09 PM

BTW, I was curious if this was stemmed from the new RE CG movie that came out. That was badass. I liked it even more then Advent Children.

This was around long before that. :)

Docstu

01-01-2009, 11:15 PM

yippe
mind out guys

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie?score=99

zombies watch out

Trunks3540

01-01-2009, 11:19 PM

This was around long before that. :)

Aight, I didn't see it. Just wondering. Something new RE comes out, alot of people google Zombie crap. That's how it goes. Also with something from George A. Romero comes out. Kinda like how Twilight or Underworld comes out with stuff and people jump on the vampire craze for a little bit too. It's the way things go.

Mongerty

01-02-2009, 02:41 AM

I have been on a zombie kick ever since 28 weeks later. Yep, that long. Of course, all the internet nerds love them too. Keeps the trend alive.

frinspar

01-02-2009, 02:56 AM

Did this one a while back. But the more I think about it, regardless of my scores, the more I'm sure I'd just put a bullet in my head. Zombies creep me out. They unsettle me in a big way. The moaning and constant, bloody and putrefaction-laced droning charge for sustenance just puts me too far into "I don't want to be here" territory. If I knew in some respect that the outbreak was limited and I could get away, I'd give it a shot. If it was a global infestation and the chances were grim to none, I'd put my brains on the wall before I'd let some freaky-ass, cold zombie touch me.

frinspar

01-02-2009, 02:59 AM

I have been on a zombie kick ever since 28 weeks later. Yep, that long. Of course, all the internet nerds love them too. Keeps the trend alive.
Don't fool yourself into believing it's been "that long" if you've only been into them since "28 Weeks Later".

Zombies have been around far longer - decades and generations - before that movie. So, you don't get to be a "pro" in any respect. Good movie, but horribly current.

I'm assuming you're very young, and you think nothing really interesting or important happened until you were born, huh? ;)

metal_hellspawn

01-02-2009, 03:03 AM

58%

KarenRoss

01-02-2009, 03:34 AM

49%...

Any of you who scored 80%+ wants to be my friend and move to Spain? lol

Fuc**** sword of Boromir, it´s my only weapon... :(

frymasterak

01-02-2009, 08:06 AM

86 percent (Good thing I got a 12 gauge for xmas)

Mandarin_Spawn

01-02-2009, 08:08 AM

Aight, I didn't see it. Just wondering. Something new RE comes out, alot of people google Zombie crap. That's how it goes. Also with something from George A. Romero comes out. Kinda like how Twilight or Underworld comes out with stuff and people jump on the vampire craze for a little bit too. It's the way things go. Sheople...they follow the rest of the herd. :D

Avatar_of_Chaos

01-02-2009, 08:15 AM

yippe
mind out guys

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie?score=99

zombies watch out

eat it...

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie?score=100

Saurian

01-02-2009, 02:09 PM

61% the rural town part probably helped alot, im in the middle of nowhere... and whos stupid enough to go to a hospital?? thats where it firicken starts!

edit: i can take 18 five year olds, Im 43% geek, and my Dead body is worth $5680

Kabong30

01-02-2009, 02:16 PM

Lop their heads off. It works great hence why you get a knife in almost all the RE games (it might be all, but its been a while since I played em all). And a Machette in the new one. I'm gonna love using that thing in RE5. I used the knife alot in RE4 as well, but it was really hard. Necissary on the hardest difficutly, but still not as effective as it shoulda been.

BTW, I was curious if this was stemmed from the new RE CG movie that came out. That was badass. I liked it even more then Advent Children.

*edit* Oh, and I have alot of stamina usually. Ask the gf ;).

^
Oh and um *bull***** cough cough. Also, gross.

Think of it this way, would you rather have them in close or pick them off at range? I mean even pistol range is better that a sword and if I can put a Hydrashock in their cranium I'm a happy camper.

Kabong30

01-02-2009, 02:20 PM

Don't fool yourself into believing it's been "that long" if you've only been into them since "28 Weeks Later".

Zombies have been around far longer - decades and generations - before that movie. So, you don't get to be a "pro" in any respect. Good movie, but horribly current.

I'm assuming you're very young, and you think nothing really interesting or important happened until you were born, huh? ;)

AHHAHA 28 DAYS later, take that, *****! Just Kidding :D You owe it yourself to go get the original Night of the Living Dead. I'm talking black and white.

Trunks3540

01-02-2009, 03:02 PM

I have been on a zombie kick ever since 28 weeks later. Yep, that long. Of course, all the internet nerds love them too. Keeps the trend alive.

28 Days was better. But not a bad movie. Also though, as said, it was rather new. I've liked Zombie stuff since the first RE game way back on the PS1.

^
Oh and um *bull***** cough cough. Also, gross.

Think of it this way, would you rather have them in close or pick them off at range? I mean even pistol range is better that a sword and if I can put a Hydrashock in their cranium I'm a happy camper.

Yea, the guns have the good range, so you don't have to worry about getting your hands dirty, as well as being much easier and quicker, less dangerous. But when that gun runs out of ammo, its about as useful as a shoe for killing Zombies. I think, a gun and a sword type weapon would work wonders. That's why RE5 is gonna be so AMAZING.

Kabong30

01-02-2009, 03:04 PM

28 Days was better. But not a bad movie. Also though, as said, it was rather new. I've liked Zombie stuff since the first RE game way back on the PS1.

Yea, the guns have the good range, so you don't have to worry about getting your hands dirty, as well as being much easier and quicker, less dangerous. But when that gun runs out of ammo, its about as useful as a shoe for killing Zombies. I think, a gun and a sword type weapon would work wonders. That's why RE5 is gonna be so AMAZING.

Oh don't get me wrong blades are fine, but if I were to be in a zombie situation then I'd be more for getting the **** out of there than fighting it out with a blade.

Trunks3540

01-02-2009, 03:23 PM

Oh don't get me wrong blades are fine, but if I were to be in a zombie situation then I'd be more for getting the **** out of there than fighting it out with a blade.

Lol, I'd be like "BRING IT ON!!!" and go Joe Swanson style on em. Lol.

Psymon

01-02-2009, 03:27 PM

Kabong30

01-02-2009, 03:42 PM

Saurian

01-02-2009, 07:23 PM

I also have a greater chance of survival because of the Zombie survival guide,a dn yes, the spade is a much more effective weapon, but i believe the sound of the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as "Kiss your Ass Goodbye!" or in this case, kiss your head goodbye. :D

HELLVERTZ

01-02-2009, 07:44 PM

49% for been weaponless :o

WIP1

01-02-2009, 08:20 PM

60%, because I said in a few cases I'd try to help loved ones or others to some degree.

Trunks3540

01-03-2009, 04:44 PM

What's all this stuff about swords now?

It's all about the Shaolin Spade :p

http://www.wle.com/media/W066.jpg

It's a staff, so it's got longer range than a sword, slicing capabilities, and it's heavy enough to bash a skull in.

(Yes, I do have the Zombie Survival Manual, but this test didn't ask about that, so I guess that doesn't improve my chances :()

That looks cool. But you'd have to be fast with it. I was gonna get the cutting moon Zangetsu (Ichigos Zanpaktou awakened form) at some point, which is a rather long sword. But I haven't had the extra cash yet. Too many figures. But if you actually see how long Trunks Claymore is from DBZ, the Zombie's wouldn't get close enough to bite. And it's razor sharp on both ends the whole way up. It'll definintly cut through bone. It'd be hard to sword fight with, kinda heavy. But for Zombie beheadings, would work amazing. I wana know why they haven't incorperated more swordplay into those Zombie survival movies. I'm sure there could be some sort of sword buff collecter or Martial Arts teacher of some sort being one of the survivors and whip out a Katana or Wakizashi, although those are somewhat small, but they'd be more like a Machette, which would still work.

Kabong30

01-03-2009, 05:26 PM

That looks cool. But you'd have to be fast with it. I was gonna get the cutting moon Zangetsu (Ichigos Zanpaktou awakened form) at some point, which is a rather long sword. But I haven't had the extra cash yet. Too many figures. But if you actually see how long Trunks Claymore is from DBZ, the Zombie's wouldn't get close enough to bite. And it's razor sharp on both ends the whole way up. It'll definintly cut through bone. It'd be hard to sword fight with, kinda heavy. But for Zombie beheadings, would work amazing. I wana know why they haven't incorperated more swordplay into those Zombie survival movies. I'm sure there could be some sort of sword buff collecter or Martial Arts teacher of some sort being one of the survivors and whip out a Katana or Wakizashi, although those are somewhat small, but they'd be more like a Machette, which would still work.

So you think that you could for a sustained period be accurate enough with your strikes to decapitate a Zombie everytime? I mean I realize we're talking hypothetically, but come on? And how long do you think that sword will hold an edge? I may run out of bullets, but your gonna be waving a metal stick around soon enough.

Trunks3540

01-03-2009, 11:30 PM

Protoform X

01-03-2009, 11:44 PM

38% :(

Kabong30

01-03-2009, 11:50 PM

I own sharpening materials :D. And I own more then one sword ;).

Luckily the world won't end because of a Zombie Apocalpyse huh? We will never know. But I don't think anyone would survive if it turned out like RE Extinction. Those who did would go nuts, and become like Zombies themselves lol.

So like you're just gonna be loaded down with swords, and a whet stone? "WAIT! Zombies! Wait a second, I'm out of sharp stuff!"

Trunks3540

01-03-2009, 11:59 PM

So you think that you could for a sustained period be accurate enough with your strikes to decapitate a Zombie everytime? I mean I realize we're talking hypothetically, but come on? And how long do you think that sword will hold an edge? I may run out of bullets, but your gonna be waving a metal stick around soon enough.

So like you're just gonna be loaded down with swords, and a whet stone? "WAIT! Zombies! Wait a second, I'm out of sharp stuff!"

Lol. No more like, I'll have my faveorite couple on me, and then when I catch a break or they go dull I'll sharpen them. It's not like you're gonna get attacked by Zombies non stop 24/7 yknow? And swords will hold their edge for quite some time if they're made of the right metals, which the ones I would be using are. Some are display models, some will really kill somebody. I'm not gonna be taking my display tanto or my dress crusader sword (made of tin) to fight Zombies. I would most like use Zabimaru and Trunks Claymore. And, if I get Ichigos Zangetsu, I would use that at some point too. Plus I got my twin vipers which are small but fast and deadly, and theres the red tanto, which is one of the most dangerous things I have.

Plus you don't get weighed down by swords if you know how to carry them while you run properly.