I've Done It... I've Cut Myself

[Elijah17]

Yep, making a tuna fish sandwhich.

*****.

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Who knew that those..... cases, whatever holds the tuna is called, where so damn sharp.

[Desolation33]

Nice haul!

[Trunks3540]

LMFAO. I'm sorry.

I was about to come in here and call you a little emo ***** joking around.

Yknow what, I still will.

Emo *****.

:p

jk

[prescribeddrone]

You emo, you!

[Spliff]

that cut is not worthy of a topic. you phale.

[Elijah17]

that cut is not worthy of a topic. you phale.

Well, it hurt worse than the average paper cut.

It was a metal cut... with tuna juice mixed in.



I have defended my honor.

[Docstu]

well what can one say. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[nightmare alien]

Well, it hurt worse than the average paper cut.

It was a metal cut... with tuna juice mixed in.



I have defended my honor.

No.

[frinspar]

Sorry, dude.
Tuna is for my cats. Anyone who chooses to eat that **** our of a can or bag digs on Tinder Vittles.

Tuns fish in a can or bag is vile, and only good for feeding to four-legged felines. Anyone who feels otherwise will have no problem during their senior years adjusting to eating Friskies. :D

[Elijah17]

Sorry, dude.
Tuna is for my cats. Anyone who chooses to eat that **** our of a can or bag digs on Tinder Vittles.

Tuns fish in a can or bag is vile, and only good for feeding to four-legged felines. Anyone who feels otherwise will have no problem during their senior years adjusting to eating Friskies. :D

I dunno man, mixed with some mayo and a tiny bit of mustard on some rye, it's damn goo eating in my opinion.

[frinspar]

No.

Really, no.

I swear to Jesus, fresh and bleeding on the cross, that **** is God's own rancid treacle.

Cat food, pal.

[nightmare alien]

Bad sea kitten, bad!

[frinspar]

Bad sea kitten, bad!
:D

Who'd've thunk a sack of sea kittens could be so cruel?

[nightmare alien]

:D

Who'd've thunk a sack of sea kittens could be so cruel?

I know!

What's this world coming to?! :D

[Elijah17]

I can't be alone!

Nobody else eats tuna?!? It's extremely healthy, very high in protein, and it's cheaper than dirt!

It's practically a magical food!!!

[human_anomaly]

nice

one time i was at walmart with my buddy, and he picked up that miracle blade set

so we're having a bbq and he's opening up the set, in a hurry
and he cuts himself with the knife while taking it out
i give him ****, laughing and calling him an idiot, it's advertised as like... the sharpest knife out there, and he's being careless while opening it and cutting himself
so we laugh a bit and enjoy the bbq later (wasn't deep cut, just stupid)

few months later, i see the same set, i decide to pick it up for my father
i'm opening it and taking the knives out, and i cut myself.

fricken idiot

[nightmare alien]

It's practically a magical food!!!

No.

[frinspar]

CAT

[frinspar]

****ING

[frinspar]

FOOD

[frinspar]

FOOD

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you....I guess you're alright, stupid kid. :D

[nightmare alien]

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you....I guess you're alright, stupid kid. :D

:D

[Trunks3540]

nice

one time i was at walmart with my buddy, and he picked up that miracle blade set

so we're having a bbq and he's opening up the set, in a hurry
and he cuts himself with the knife while taking it out
i give him ****, laughing and calling him an idiot, it's advertised as like... the sharpest knife out there, and he's being careless while opening it and cutting himself
so we laugh a bit and enjoy the bbq later (wasn't deep cut, just stupid)

few months later, i see the same set, i decide to pick it up for my father
i'm opening it and taking the knives out, and i cut myself.

fricken idiot

LMFAO!!!

And uhh. Idc. I'll say it. I like Tuna out of the can, with mayo and saltines. Miracle Whip makes it the shizit. I actually want some right now. I'm just too damn lazy to make it. And yes it is good for you. And cheap. My mom used to buy it all the time and make Tuna samiches for me and my sis. I hate seafood. Only like fried shrimp, clam chowder, and tuna fish. So yea, you're not alone.

Hosers. Bring it ON!!!

[nightmare alien]

LMFAO!!!

And uhh. Idc. I'll say it. I like Tuna out of the can, with mayo and saltines. Miracle Whip makes it the shizit. I actually want some right now. I'm just too damn lazy to make it. And yes it is good for you. And cheapr. My mom used to buy it all the time and make Tuna samiches for me and my sis. I hate seafood. Only like fried shrimp, clam chowder, and tuna fish. So yea, you're not alone.

Hosers. Bring it ON!!!

You also like Catgirls. Therefore, you are a cat. :p

[Trunks3540]

You also like Catgirls. Therefore, you are a cat. :p

LMFAO!!! You have no idea why thats so funny to me... Lol...

Oh my.

I'm not a cat. I'm a monkey. ;)

[nightmare alien]

LMFAO!!! You have no idea why thats so funny to me... Lol...

Oh my.

I'm not a cat. I'm a monkey. ;)

:eek::rolleyes::D:p:);)

[Trunks3540]

:eek::rolleyes::D:p:);)

My mom says I was born with a tail, and they had to cut it off when I was younger ( I hope shes joking). And I've always liked climbing trees and eating fruit, especially Bananas. And I have monkey feet. I can pick things up with them and whatnot. I've actually typed with them before. Not as well as I would with my fingers, but I did pretty good a few times. Just wasn't too fast.

[nightmare alien]

My mom says I was born with a tail, and they had to cut it off when I was younger ( I hope shes joking). And I've always liked climbing trees and eating fruit, especially Bananas. And I have monkey feet. I can pick things up with them and whatnot. I've actually typed with them before. Not as well as I would with my fingers, but I did pretty good a few times. Just wasn't too fast.

......

*backs out of thread slowly*






















JK

[Trunks3540]

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*backs out of thread slowly*






















JK

Lol.

[Elijah17]

This thread is getting really weird, really fast.

[Trunks3540]

This thread is getting really weird, really fast.

Hey, I stuck up for you. With the Tuna thing. Take what you can get HOSER. :p

;)

[nightmare alien]

This thread is getting really weird, really fast.

You know you love it.


*Pulls out the bungie cord and hermit crab*

[Trunks3540]

You know you love it.


*Pulls out the bungie cord and hermit crab*

WT*!!!??? are you gonna do with a bungie cord and a hermit crab...?

[Elijah17]

Hey, I stuck up for you. With the Tuna thing. Take what you can get HOSER. :p

;)

I'm almost afraid to ask but...

What.....what is/does/means "HOSER"?

[nightmare alien]

WT*!!!??? are you gonna do with a bungie cord and a hermit crab...?

You don't want to know.... now turn around.

[Trunks3540]

I'm almost afraid to ask but...

What.....what is/does/means "HOSER"?

It's a Canadian term. And I really never looked up what it meant... I used to call my canadian gf it all the time when we dated cause I was teasin her.

And incidently, I just woke the gf up for work, and she made me Tuna lol.

[Trunks3540]

You don't want to know.... now turn around.

...0_o

[nightmare alien]

...0_o

lol

[Trunks3540]

Only on the weekends...

[nightmare alien]

Only on the weekends...

Exactly, Dr. Zaius!

[Trunks3540]

I love weekends man. We can talk about ANYTHING. And it flies. Notice, he cuts himself, it gets to 40 posts. A haul topic gets like 15. Lol. Wow... Now thats funny.

[Elijah17]

Well, there's nothing more entertaining than seeing someone else in pain and discomfort.

I have a headache.

[nightmare alien]

I love weekends man. We can talk about ANYTHING. And it flies. Notice, he cuts himself, it gets to almost 40 posts or w/e. A haul topic gets like 15. Lol. Wow... Now thats funny.

LOL, yeah. Although, most of the posts have nothing to do with tuna or bodily injury. :D

[Trunks3540]

I'm almost afraid to ask but...

What.....what is/does/means "HOSER"?

Oh, and go look it up.



















you'll see your face :p

[Trunks3540]

LOL, yeah. Although, most of the posts have nothing to do with tuna or bodily injury. :D

We made some Tuna posts. You're the one who drug the crab into it.

;)

[Elijah17]

I'm allergic to crab.

All shell fish actually.

[nightmare alien]

We made some Tuna posts. You're the one who drug the crab into it.

;)

Don't forget the Gorilla Glue, THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART!:D

[Trunks3540]

I'm allergic to crab.

All shell fish actually.

Well don't go near NA. I don't know what he's cooking (god I hope thats what hes doing), but he has a crab...

Don't forget the Gorilla Glue, THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART!:D

o_0

[nightmare alien]

Well don't go near NA. I don't know what he's cooking (god I hope thats what hes doing)

What do you think I'm doing?



...............................




OMFG YOU FREAKING PERVERT!!!! :eek: :D :p

[Trunks3540]

What do you think I'm doing?



...............................




OMFG YOU FREAKING PERVERT!!!! :eek: :D :p

I couldn't begin to imagine what you would be doing. You're crazy.

Its not a bad thing persay... You just, worry me sometimes... Lol

You're the one who told me to turn around...










poor little hermit crab... :(

[Elijah17]

Coming from the guy that collects swords...

[nightmare alien]

I couldn't begin to imagine what you would be doing. You're crazy.

Its not a bad thing persay... You just, worry me sometimes... Lol










poor little hermit crab... :(

lol! :D

Don't worry, the little F***er deserved it. :mad:

A warning to all crabs: DON'T F*** WITH NA! I HAVE BOILING WATER AND RUBBER BANDS! YOU STILL WANT A PIECE , YOU LITTLE PINCHY BASTARDS?!

[Trunks3540]

Coming from the guy that collects swords...

That doesn't make me crazy. That makes me prepared. :D

And whats wrong with swords. At least I don't cut myself when I can't get my Tuna open. I can get my Tuna open as well. :p





I'm just jokin with you, plz don't get offended. ;)

[Trunks3540]

lol! :D

Don't worry, the little F***er deserved it. :mad:

A warning to all crabs: DON'T F*** WITH NA! I HAVE BOILING WATER AND RUBBER BANDS! YOU STILL WANT A PIECE , YOU LITTLE PINCHY BASTARDS?!

And a Bungie Cord, and Gorilla Glue, and a big Alien, and a few Godzillas, and a bunch of little Aliens...

Why would you need a bungie cord...?

[nightmare alien]

And a Bungie Cord, and Gorilla Glue, and a big Alien, and a few Godzillas, and a bunch of little Aliens...

Why would you need a bungie cord...?

The bungie cord is for when I want to tie a crab to one, and make it bungie jump over a boiling pot of water.

Over and over and over again.











No animals were harmed in the making of this post.


well, ok, one.

[Trunks3540]

The bungie cord is for when I want to tie a crab to one, and make it bungie jump over a boiling pot of water.











No animals were harmed in the making of this post.


well, ok, one.

Lol.

http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=495007

What, shameless self promotion? NEVER!!!

:D

[nightmare alien]

Lol.

http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=495007

What, shameless self promotion? NEVER!!!

:D

o_-

[Peter Hoffman]

You're so emo.

[THE OCTOPUS]

watch strange brew................hoser;)

[Tablehead]

I can see through your flesh! :eek:

(you gots to toughen them things up) :p

[ChrisM]

'tis but a flesh wound.

[Mandarin_Spawn]

I can't be alone!

Nobody else eats tuna?!? It's extremely healthy, very high in protein, and it's cheaper than dirt!

It's practically a magical food!!!
I eat a lot of it because I work out all the time. It's great for protein and Omega 3s. It's a body builder's staple.

[Spawnomite]

Looks like a paper cut.

[ChrisM]

Looks like a paper cut.

But it's infested with Sea Kitten juice.

[Spawnomite]

But it's infested with Sea Kitten juice.Oh NOOOOO!!!

[Uwe]

You are all like emo hair, cutting yourselves like that.

[The_Arbiter]

I would be careful, tuna fish is deadly after all ;)

[ChrisM]

Elijah, are you out there????? For God's sake, I hope he didn't bleed out!

[Elijah17]

I eat a lot of it because I work out all the time. It's great for protein and Omega 3s. It's a body builder's staple.

Yeah, I eat it mainly after the gym. It's pretty much the best thing you can eat after weight lifting, as long as you have it on whole wheat bread.

Elijah, are you out there????? For God's sake, I hope he didn't bleed out!

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I was asleep.

I do have a bit of a scar though... pretty nasty lookin' actually.

Surprising...

[Mandarin_Spawn]

I eat it straight out of the can...no additives...just straight tuna. :cool:

[Elijah17]

I eat it straight out of the can...no additives...just straight tuna. :cool:

You are stronger than me...

I at least need some bread, or else it's too much for my weak constitution :D

[DrOctagonn]

Tuna is nasty and you deserve the pain and misery that come along with eating it.