Battle to the death! Leatherface, Michael, and Jason!

[doomsday83]

Alright, Leatherface (2003's Texas chainsaw massacre), Michael Myers (Rob Zombies Halloween), and of course Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th remake)? Who wins a battle to the death, and why?

Im going to have to give it to Jason. NOT because I just saw the movie yesterday, and NOT because he is my favorite of the 3. But because he is so fast and brutal. I think its a really close call though.

[homunculus]

Batman.

[Soil]

Well to be honest anyone of them could win, it doesnt matter that one is better than the other, anything could happen, just depends whos luckier on the day of the fight

Not the kind of answer you were looking for i know but thats my answer to all these kind of questions :D

[Hanky Panky]

Orgazmo jumps in and kicks all their candy asses.

[chickengeorge25]

Chuck Norris

[Ecmagee1984]

I say Jason would win, just because he been alone in the woods all of those years, he know how to take care of his self.

[Facehugger88]

One of these:

Bruce Campbell, Batman, Deadpool, Nathan Fillion

Question answered.


Jason would rape them both because he became a robot zombie in space.

[Uwe]

Batman.
Seconded.

[ffejeromdiks]

**** Zombies Myers, his take on the character blew chunks.

Jason definitely

[doomsday83]

**** Zombies Myers, his take on the character blew chunks.

Jason definitely

Couldnt agree more.

[GodzillaSpawn]

Mr. Voorhees

[Mr. Voorhees]

Mr. Voorhees

You're too kind.

On a serious note, Leatherface is nothing without his chainsaw, so all it takes is for someone to get that out of his hands, and he's screwed. Michael is pretty strong, but he spent pretty much his whole life in a nut house, so his skills aren't far beyond stabbing. Jason spent his life learning how to become the ultimate hunter, and he trained himself to perfection.

You ever notice how there's no animals in Crystal Lake? How many bears have wandered onto the camp site? None. Jason's obviously good enough of a hunter that he at least intimidates the hell out of animals a lot bigger than him, if not wipes out their population outright. A man's gotta eat, you know?\

So I say Jason would kick all their @$$es.

[doomsday83]

You're too kind.

On a serious note, Leatherface is nothing without his chainsaw, so all it takes is for someone to get that out of his hands, and he's screwed. Michael is pretty strong, but he spent pretty much his whole life in a nut house, so his skills aren't far beyond stabbing. Jason spent his life learning how to become the ultimate hunter, and he trained himself to perfection.

You ever notice how there's no animals in Crystal Lake? How many bears have wandered onto the camp site? None. Jason's obviously good enough of a hunter that he at least intimidates the hell out of animals a lot bigger than him, if not wipes out their population outright. A man's gotta eat, you know?\

So I say Jason would kick all their @$$es.


I agree with all of that, other than the bit about Leatherface. He was strong as hell in TCM, and as easily as he handled all of his victims I think he would put up a good fight without his chainsaw.

[Mr. Wiggity Man]

I agree with all of that, other than the bit about Leatherface. He was strong as hell in TCM, and as easily as he handled all of his victims I think he would put up a good fight without his chainsaw.

I dunno, personally I always thought Leatherface to be a bit of a clumsy idiot. I couldn't picture Jason or Michael chasing somebody and getting stuck in barbed wire and tripping lol. I agree with Mr. Voorhees pretty much. Michael's my fave, but I think he would just put up a good fight to Jason, but lose. Especially Derek Mears' Jason, that dude was hardcore!

[Love_The_Spawn]

Definetly Jason.

[OCELOT]

Batman.

I like the cut of your jib.

[Mr. Voorhees]

I think it'd go something like this, though perhaps a little more drawn out and fun to watch. Leatherface sees Myers first, and thinking his mask is his face (he is rather slow), he tries to go for him, distracting him from Jason, who takes him out with an arrow to the head, before he falls onto his own saw. Jason runs (yes, runs) to Michael and swings his machete at him, but Michael grabs it. However, that doesn't stop it from cutting deep into his hand. Michael stabs Jason in the the collar bone region, before Jason slices off half of Michaels hand, and buries his machete in Michaels neck, before giving it a little twist around his throat, and then kicking him down onto Leatherface's running chainsaw, cutting him in half.

[Spawnomite]

Jason Voorhees because is a bad ass killing machine!!!

[Hornz Over Halos]

Jason is the end all, be all slasher God.

'nuff said.

[klocket]

they all loose by default because they are lousy remake versions...

M.

[Mr. Voorhees]

they all loose by default because they are lousy remake versions...

M.Sooo, in other words, you'd rather see Robo-Frankenstein Jason go up against Stonehenge/Houdini Michael Myers (who lost a fight with Busta Rhymes, mind you) and a transvestite Leatherface in a leg brace?

[Knockworstface]

Who ever the producers want to win. Any of them.

[Spogz]

You're too kind.

On a serious note, Leatherface is nothing without his chainsaw, so all it takes is for someone to get that out of his hands, and he's screwed. Michael is pretty strong, but he spent pretty much his whole life in a nut house, so his skills aren't far beyond stabbing. Jason spent his life learning how to become the ultimate hunter, and he trained himself to perfection.

Yet all it takes is some scrawny girl to whip their asses every time.

[avsfan21]

What is going to happen is all three of them will rush at each other. Jason stabs Freddy, Freddy claws Leatherface in the heart, and Leatherface chainsaws Jason. Then we can thank god that no more of these crappy movies will be made.

[Wrestling Fan]

I think it'd go something like this, though perhaps a little more drawn out and fun to watch. Leatherface sees Myers first, and thinking his mask is his face (he is rather slow), he tries to go for him, distracting him from Jason, who takes him out with an arrow to the head, before he falls onto his own saw. Jason runs (yes, runs) to Michael and swings his machete at him, but Michael grabs it. However, that doesn't stop it from cutting deep into his hand. Michael stabs Jason in the the collar bone region, before Jason slices off half of Michaels hand, and buries his machete in Michaels neck, before giving it a little twist around his throat, and then kicking him down onto Leatherface's running chainsaw, cutting him in half.

That demented, and I bet it took for 4 seconds to think of :D

[Wrestling Fan]

I have yet to see the Jason remake, but I would have voted for him anyway

[Mr. Voorhees]

That demented, and I bet it took for 4 seconds to think of :DI can think of more demented things. I can think of clowns taking a school hostage with machine guns and hand grenades strapped to them, that's pretty demented, isn't it? How about a teddy bear with razor blades in it instead of stuffing? Or what about lighting a kitten on fire with some gasoline and matches in a neighborhood playground? Not demented yet? Hmm...how about an electric barbed wire fence around a nursery? No? Perhaps feeding a pet snake dog testacles is pretty demented? Hmm...I know I can be more demented than that...though, for all I know, I'll get in trouble for this post alone, that is if you'll even be able to read the damn thing. I'll laugh if I do get in trouble. Honestly, I will.

I mean, it's not like I don't have material to work with. My grandpa's cousin shot my first dog when I was seven, and buried him alive in his front yard while he was still bleeding to death. I like to think of that as a good starting point for my demented thoughts. And just incase anyone is wondering, I hate the the living $#!+ out of him.

[yodaghost]

All I know is the special ed teacher would have a hell of a time chasing them all around when these mongoloids started fighting.

[magneto1138 Part Deux]

The virgin girl usually wins in these situations.