If these Nintendo Characters could ask you one question...

[Preditor74]

Here is a list of Nintendo Characters. Assume you are them, and they need to ask you a question... what would it be? This is for a project... so somewhat serious "in-character" answers would be appreciated :D

Luigi -
Link -
Samus -
Yoshi -
Mr. Game & Watch -

[rpgguy_1o1]

60% of them don't actually speak though

[Preditor74]

60% of them don't actually speak though

Haha... that doesn't matter as they will actually be texting...

[OK-COMPUTER]

Luigi wants to know where Mario is, because that short little mustachioed bastard stole his ghost-sucking vacuum cleaner.

Link needs to know where the Hyrule free clinic is. Zelda thinks she might be pregnant, and he's freaking out.

Samus shoots first and asks questions later.

Yoshi just wants some damn fruit.

Mr. Game & Watch wants to know who the hell Mr. Game & Watch is, because he's never heard of him.

[Hemostrat]

Link needs to know where the Hyrule free clinic is. Zelda thinks she might be pregnant, and he's freaking out.



I thought that was what the arrows were for... :confused:

[rxsheepxr]

Yoshi wonders where he could hide out for a while to avoid being pounced on by amorous Italian plumbers. Brother just wants to chill.

Samus wonders if she could find a dry-cleaner that could get Mother Brain viscera out of her suit.

Luigi could be looking for support groups for lesser famous younger brothers. Don Swayze, Frank Stallone, Joe Estevez and the Baldwin brothers that aren't Alec could all attend as well.

[Hanky Panky]

Luigi wants to know where Mario is, because that short little mustachioed bastard stole his ghost-sucking vacuum cleaner.

Link needs to know where the Hyrule free clinic is. Zelda thinks she might be pregnant, and he's freaking out.

Samus shoots first and asks questions later.

Yoshi just wants some damn fruit.

Mr. Game & Watch wants to know who the hell Mr. Game & Watch is, because he's never heard of him.

Bwahahaha....excellent! :D

[Holeman]

Here is a list of Nintendo Characters. Assume you are them, and they need to ask you a question... what would it be? This is for a project... so somewhat serious "in-character" answers would be appreciated :D

Luigi -
Link -
Samus -
Yoshi -
Mr. Game & Watch -

Luigi: "Pardon, Mind if I ****a your face?"

Link: "Am I still on a never ending quest to find my girlfriend? I only ask, because I really need to get home in time for "Grey's Anatomy" or my boyfriend is going to kill me."

Samus: "How do you wipe your ass with this stupid thing on your arm?"

Yoshi: "Wait a second.....I'm some kind of dragon thing, so I obviously eat meat so why the **** have I been letting that *** plumper ride me everywhere? HEY MARIO, COME HERE, *****!"

Mr. Game and Watch: "I don't have a question, dude. I'm too boring to be curious about anything."