***WARNING***: Swine Flu Hysteria to RELAUNCH this Fall!

[D2eux]

Just a warning, prepare for more hysteria and vaccines! Government is 'scrambling'
:eek:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/027016.html

Prison Planet is taking it well
http://www.prisonplanet.com/swine-flu-hysteria-to-be-launched-again.html

:p

[BurningSoul]

And so its begun. Everybody and their mama is getting swine flu in eastern NC. Its worse than the initial outbreak. Just hope it doesn't evolve into something more dangerous.

[Chevy Man 22]

I just roll my eyes and turn the channel when a swine flu story comes on.


I think Obama planted the swine flu virus to get his healthcare package passed because you know the emergency rooms are gonna be twice as packed as they normally would be because everyone and their brother who doesn't have insurance and even gets a scratchy throat will swear they have the pig flu thus crippling ER's around the country. Then he can turn around and say ah ha see if these people had affordable healthcare insurance they could be going to their regular doctor instead of the emergency room.



And before someone takes my comments seriously :rolleyes: yes I am joking.

[Hanky Panky]

Swine Flu = F
Miss Piggy = DD

http://i25.tinypic.com/t0lpo2.jpg

[Ronzie]

Big pharma will be licking their chops. $$$$$$

[Hanky Panky]

Nice segue from the Miss Piggy picture. :D

[BurningSoul]

Isn't Baxter developing the H1N1 vaccine? Yeah, I don't think I'll be getting one.

[sir_bobos]

Breezed through the last one, plan on doing the same for this one.

[Kabong30]

I'm already kind of on the bandwagon. It's super easy to be prepared guys. I have a first-aid kit in each car with 2 pairs of nitrile gloves and 2 masks just in case. I don't think the swine flu is really doing anything more than the regular flu, but it never hurts to do some simple and cheap things to ensure you'll be OK if **** goes haywire. The danger lies in other people's reaction to the swine flu.

[BIg_ALEX]

I wouldn't be surprised if the 'vaccines' turn out to do more harm then good

Hopefully im wrong.

[Holeman]

Hey, don't worry, calm down. I've got the cure.

Know what it is?

Bed rest, chicken soup, NyQuil, aspirin and lots of daytime TV.

There, I saved your life.

[Hanky Panky]

Hey, don't worry, calm down. I've got the cure.

Know what it is?

Bed rest, chicken soup, NyQuil, aspirin and lots of daytime TV.

There, I saved your life.

You forgot nookie.

[OK-COMPUTER]

I just roll my eyes and turn the channel when a swine flu story comes on.


I think Obama planted the swine flu virus to get his healthcare package passed because you know the emergency rooms are gonna be twice as packed as they normally would be because everyone and their brother who doesn't have insurance and even gets a scratchy throat will swear they have the pig flu thus crippling ER's around the country. Then he can turn around and say ah ha see if these people had affordable healthcare insurance they could be going to their regular doctor instead of the emergency room.



And before someone takes my comments seriously :rolleyes: yes I am joking.

Do you mind if I delete that last part where you say you're kidding and send this to Glenn Beck?

[mkupper]

Hey, don't worry, calm down. I've got the cure.

Know what it is?

Bed rest, chicken soup, NyQuil, aspirin and lots of daytime TV.

There, I saved your life.
What do we owe you?

[DarthPredamorph]

The simple solution to the swine flu is... go to the damn doctor immediately upon getting sick. Or stay home. Don't be a ******bag and go to work, or god forbid school, sick as ****. In fact... why doesn't everyone just stay the **** home until spring? We can all be like the bears and hibernate for a while.

Damn swine flu. Seriously, I want to strap a truck of c4 on the bastard that first contracted that crap... if he/she isn't already dead.

[DisgrntledFetus]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-6245401-details/Pervert+caught+having+sex+with+pig+/article.do

it was this guy. stop screwing animals and we wont get thier diseases!

[Chevy Man 22]

Do you mind if I delete that last part where you say you're kidding and send this to Glenn Beck?



Yeah cause I hate that ***** :mad:

[Chevy Man 22]

The simple solution to the swine flu is... go to the damn doctor immediately upon getting sick. Or stay home. Don't be a ******bag and go to work, or god forbid school, sick as ****. In fact... why doesn't everyone just stay the **** home until spring? We can all be like the bears and hibernate for a while.

Damn swine flu. Seriously, I want to strap a truck of c4 on the bastard that first contracted that crap... if he/she isn't already dead.

Pretty sure they are since it's been around for hundreds of years :p

[Masked Moron]

I don't think the swine flu is really doing anything more than the regular flu, .




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17189432
About 36,000 people die from the flu each year in the United States, according to the CDC.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/09/04/h1n1-deaths-who.html
The World Health Organization said Friday that 2,837 people have been reported as swine flu fatalities, as H1N1 ebbs and flows in various parts of the world.




The Swine Flu would have to get MUCH worse to even come close to being as bad as the regular flu.

[Brandon Storm]

Yesterday I had a mildly sore throat.

Today it's a million times worse and accompanied with general congestion and soreness all over.

I'm dying gentleman, and the cause is the SWINE FLU!

After all I've done for you god damned pigs! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

[Sanghelli]

Yesterday I had a mildly sore throat.

Today it's a million times worse and accompanied with general congestion and soreness all over.

I'm dying gentleman, and the cause is the SWINE FLU!

After all I've done for you god damned pigs! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

The bastards. That's why they call them swine.

[Masked Moron]

Yesterday I had a mildly sore throat.

Today it's a million times worse and accompanied with general congestion and soreness all over.

I'm dying gentleman, and the cause is the SWINE FLU!

After all I've done for you god damned pigs! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

Go eat some bacon wrapped chicken fingers.

"Hair of the dog" and all that....

[Kabong30]

Yesterday I had a mildly sore throat.

Today it's a million times worse and accompanied with general congestion and soreness all over.

I'm dying gentleman, and the cause is the SWINE FLU!

After all I've done for you god damned pigs! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

Irony is a cruel mistress.

[Brandon Storm]

*denounces veganism*

*bathes in steaks*

[:( geek tragedy ):]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/437/27k39h.jpg

[NotoriousVesaToskala]

How many people a year does the normal flu kill? Like a bajillion times more than the swine flu, right?

[PrimeBane]

How many people a year does the normal flu kill? Like a bajillion times more than the swine flu, right?

Yup... but the regular flu normally kills the very old, very young and those with weak immune systems.

H1N1 has been killing perfectly healthy people... that's why folks are in a panic.

[Holeman]

Yesterday I had a mildly sore throat.

Today it's a million times worse and accompanied with general congestion and soreness all over.

I'm dying gentleman, and the cause is the SWINE FLU!

After all I've done for you god damned pigs! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

Have some nice Bacon and Ribs, you'll feel better.

[Lord Magneto]

my buddy had swine flu... had to stay home from work for 2 months... that lucky bastard... sat around playing video games and watching porn all day

[Sanghelli]

my buddy had swine flu... had to stay home from work for 2 months... that lucky bastard... sat around playing video games and watching porn all day

2 months?!

[cjclifford]

you know what I love about the swine flu? All the wack jobs coming out of the wood work on youtube with their ridiculous vaccine conspiracy theories.

Vaccines are created by the government to kill people. :rolleyes:

[Kabong30]

you know what I love about the swine flu? All the wack jobs coming out of the wood work on youtube with their ridiculous vaccine conspiracy theories.

Vaccines are created by the government to kill people. :rolleyes:

Guillain-Barré syndrome

Not saying it's a conspiracy and I am normally EXTREMELY pro-vaccine, especially for my kids, but there is a legitimate fear here just as there was in '76.

[Lord Magneto]

2 months?!

Yea 1 month sick and then his office made him stay home for another month to make sure he wasn't still infected

[Holeman]

my buddy had swine flu... had to stay home from work for 2 months... that lucky bastard... sat around playing video games and watching porn all day

You should have gone over to his house and licked him.

[Sanghelli]

Yea 1 month sick and then his office made him stay home for another month to make sure he wasn't still infected

If I worked there, I'd have caught Swine flu for sure. That would be awesome.

[cjclifford]

Guillain-Barré syndrome

Not saying it's a conspiracy and I am normally EXTREMELY pro-vaccine, especially for my kids, but there is a legitimate fear here just as there was in '76.
I disagree. Just because something bad happened once with a vaccine is no reason to fear all vaccinations (or to think the government is using vaccinations to kill of portions of the population). My dad got that vaccine in '76, and he got pretty sick from it. He still gets flu vaccinations . . . when the doctor reminds him.

[Kabong30]

I disagree. Just because something bad happened once with a vaccine is no reason to fear all vaccinations (or to think the government is using vaccinations to kill of portions of the population). My dad got that vaccine in '76, and he got pretty sick from it. He still gets flu vaccinations . . . when the doctor reminds him.

Actually you don't disagree at all, because we're talking about 2 different things, and I'm not saying I don't like flu shots, I'm saying that I don't necessarily agree with the current rush over swine flu. You do know there are different kinds right? And the current push to produce swine flu vaccine means that there are various methods being used to produce it and some of those increase the risks of side effects.


I am very PRO-VACCINE for most things.

[Holeman]

Actually you don't disagree at all, because we're talking about 2 different things, and I'm not saying I don't like flu shots, I'm saying that I don't necessarily agree with the current rush over swine flu. You do know there are different kinds right? And the current push to produce swine flu vaccine means that there are various methods being used to produce it and some of those increase the risks of side effects.


I am very PRO-VACCINE for most things.

You know if you just.....I dunno, washed your hands regularly and stuck with your annual flu shot your doctor gives you in the Fall, I think you'd be just fine.

[Holeman]

What do we owe you?

Silence on this issue.

[Kabong30]

You know if you just.....I dunno, washed your hands regularly and stuck with your annual flu shot your doctor gives you in the Fall, I think you'd be just fine.

I figure I've already had it anyway. And yes to hand-washing.

[Holeman]

I figure I've already had it anyway. And yes to hand-washing.

People make fun of me for washing my hands all the time and carrying sanitizer with me everywhere, but I hardly ever get sick. Strange how that works out.

[Pirate X]

22,000 people die of a regular flu each year than swine flu. So the only thing we all should do is stay clean or don't hang out in a crowd of people.

[BurningSoul]

you know what I love about the swine flu? All the wack jobs coming out of the wood work on youtube with their ridiculous vaccine conspiracy theories.

Vaccines are created by the government to kill people. :rolleyes:

per wiki....

in 2009 lethal H5N1 avian flu virus (http://board.spawn.com/wiki/Influenza_A_virus_subtype_H5N1) from Baxter Pharmaceuticals was delivered to laboratories across Europe mixed with seasonal influenza vaccines.

Guess who's making the H1N1 vaccine?

Not saying the government is intending to kill people but we do have a reason to be cautious.

[Kabong30]

per wiki....

in 2009 lethal H5N1 avian flu virus (http://board.spawn.com/wiki/Influenza_A_virus_subtype_H5N1) from Baxter Pharmaceuticals was delivered to laboratories across Europe mixed with seasonal influenza vaccines.

Guess who's making the H1N1 vaccine?

Not saying the government is intending to kill people but we do have a reason to be cautious.

Nah, they wouldn't hurt us through negligence would they?

[DarthPredamorph]

Pretty sure they are since it's been around for hundreds of years :p
Well, I never heard of it until this past spring, if that's really the case. Kinda stupid that if it's been around all this time people are freaking out like it's the new "super virus" in town.

[Hockeyfan74]

Yea 1 month sick and then his office made him stay home for another month to make sure he wasn't still infected

Was it paid time off? If so, that's a good deal.

I'm seeing on average 3 or 4 swine flu cases a day in my clinic. I know I've seen over 100 cases in the past month. Lost count a while ago.

I've had no major complications (pneumonia, death, etc) in any of them. *knocks on wood*

[Holeman]

Well, I never heard of it until this past spring, if that's really the case. Kinda stupid that if it's been around all this time people are freaking out like it's the new "super virus" in town.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_influenza

[julio1867]

John Holdren -- Science Czar of the United States.

is a big fan of population control and weeding out the unfit. could this be part of it? I don't put it past him or them.

[Kabong30]

Um, yeah, that's pretty paranoid.

[Mattman2]

Here's how it'll be, the cooler temperatures, people generally not having as much cash to go to the doctor, buy warm clothing, etc. will cause there to be a larger outbreak of flu cases and we'll all be running rampant trying to contain it.

OR

We'll have everyone reporting the slightest cough/sniffle/sneeze as swine flu and it'll seem like everyone is getting it even if not as many people actually get it.

I myself will be washing my hands every few hours, keep taking my vitamins, keep my hands away from my mouth/nose/eyes, and thanking God that I'm a young and healthy 23 year old man.:)

[Hockeyfan74]

While I think Holdren is a bit of a radical whack job, I don't buy into these conspiracy theories that our government is out to thin the herd or allow 9/11, etc., etc.

I'm not naive to have faith in our government to protect us entirely either. History is full of Mother Nature exacting some means of population control. I agree with epidemiologists that it's only a matter of time before some pandemic trims the world population again.

[Hockeyfan74]

Common sense and handwashing can't be stressed enough. I have been in small exam rooms with well over 100 flu cases in the past couple months (sometimes 2 or more patients with it) and haven't had so much as a sniffle. I wash my hands after every patient and often use sanitizer too.

[Kabong30]

Here's how it'll be, the cooler temperatures, people generally not having as much cash to go to the doctor, buy warm clothing, etc. will cause there to be a larger outbreak of flu cases and we'll all be running rampant trying to contain it.

OR

We'll have everyone reporting the slightest cough/sniffle/sneeze as swine flu and it'll seem like everyone is getting it even if not as many people actually get it.

I myself will be washing my hands every few hours, keep taking my vitamins, keep my hands away from my mouth/nose/eyes, and thanking God that I'm a young and healthy 23 year old man.:)

I won't be running rampant to do a damn thing. If it gets all weird and paranoid out there, my ass will be bugging in. As long as utilities stay on we're good to go, and if they don't we're good for a while after that too. As I said before earlier in the thread, the danger is not so much from the bug, but from stupid ass reactions to it.

[ilovefreestufftoo]

Swine Flu = F
Miss Piggy = DD

http://i25.tinypic.com/t0lpo2.jpg

LOL,


What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

[Brandon Storm]

My rotting phallus.

[Uwe]

My rotting phallus.
Sounds like a grungemogothsubpunk band.

[DarthPredamorph]

Here's another solution to the swine flu... let's all get surrogates. :p

[Pubert]

my buddy had swine flu... had to stay home from work for 2 months... that lucky bastard... sat around playing video games and watching porn all day

If that's the case, I want SwintFlu.:(