Are you an assassin?

[ChrisM]

Are you an assassin?

[Spawnomite]

Sometimes

no, but i have an azz azz end. It's got a big crack in it, too.

[Wrestling Fan]

I'm like half ninja, but I use my stealth not to kill people, but to sneak into the girls changeroom after volleyball practice

[Jarek]

Only when i assume the role of a video game character who portrays an assassin.

[DXM]

Only after bean & cabbage rolls

[moviemaniac4]

Originally Posted by Spawnomite

Sometimes

You sounded like the girl in "The 40 year old virgin"

[OCELOT]

Only on the third Tuesday of each month.

[bborst]

Whenever and wherever I can.

[OK-COMPUTER]

No, but I have ninja focus.

[Mr. Wiggity Man]

No, but I can be if that's your thing. Rawr.

[Wardo30]

only twice...and they both deserved it

[Masked Moron]

I`m usually the one nominated to kill stuff when it needs killed. (bugs & stuff like that)

[dropshipbob]

I was hired waaaaaaaaay back to kill Fidel Castro.

I planted explosives in a rather large sea shell on a beach he was known to frequent.

He found, and picked up, said shell. The explosives went off, but not fully as expected. He survived.

And that is what led us to the "Bay of Pigs" fiasco.

[The_Arbiter]

Yes

[snedden001]

damn, foiled again.

It all depends on the amount $$$$$$ of the contract.

[Love_The_Spawn]

Seinfeld much?

[Karnis]

I'm an assassout.

[WAKAUB]

I'm a soul assassin! Sick Symphonies!

[sabresrule07]

no, im youre employee, i made the urban sombrero

[MarioBro7]

Originally Posted by dropshipbob

I was hired waaaaaaaaay back to kill Fidel Castro.

I planted explosives in a rather large sea shell on a beach he was known to frequent.

He found, and picked up, said shell. The explosives went off, but not fully as expected. He survived.

And that is what led us to the "Bay of Pigs" fiasco.

That was awesome. Can I have an autograph?

[ChrisM]

Originally Posted by sabresrule07

no, im youre employee, i made the urban sombrero

" You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.”

[sabresrule07]

Originally Posted by ChrisM

" You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.”

lol, nicely done sir

[j97e]

I had Yassir Arafat in my scope back in 83', in Beirut, Lebanon... There were 26 of us along his path of retreat, but we never got the word.
The rest is History...

[ChrisM]

Originally Posted by sabresrule07

lol, nicely done sir

"The horror... the horror."

[smokingun]

I'm Tom Cruise

I would have to kill you if I answered honestly.

[bigpoppad]

Why you ask? In the market for one? Look at my avatar and LMK.......

when i wanna be.

[ChargerChris]

yes

[Freaksinraincoats13]

Yes. My friends a pirate, but she wants to be an assassin, and i know a ninja.

[nightmare alien]

I'm more of a killing machine than a stealthy assassin.

[The_Arbiter]

I look like this.

After watching "Wanted" tonight, I want to be one so badly.

{goes to practice curving a bullet.}