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Old 12-11-2008, 07:50 PM
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Default OT- How's this for a haul? An inventer build a ROBOT WIFE




SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills that put TV’s Kim and Aggie to shame.

Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t she fellas? And she is.

Aiko is actually a robot, a fantasy brought to life by inventor Le Trung.

Devoted Aiko — “in her 20s” — has a stunning 32-23-33 figure, pretty face and shiny hair.

She is always happy to clean the house for “husband” Le, help with his accounts or get him a drink.

Computer ace Le, 33, from Ontario, Canada, has spent two years and £14,000 building his dream girl.

He had planned to make an android to care for the elderly.

But his project — inspired by sci-fi robots like Star Wars’s C3PO — strayed off-course.

Le said: “Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty.”

Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines.

The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions.


And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite.


Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner.

Le said: “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm.”

Aiko can already react to being tickled or touched. She also recognises faces and speaks 13,000 sentences.

Now Le is seeking a sponsor to help him overcome the robot-maker’s biggest challenge — making Aiko walk like a human.

Once Aiko has been perfected, Le hopes to sell clones for use as home-helps.


He said: “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.”


Aiko sparks mixed reactions in public.

Le said: “Women usually try to talk to her. But men always want to touch her, and if they do it the wrong way she slaps them.”




http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2023392.ece




VIDEOS OF HER-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yomx7bXMf2U&eurl


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yomx7bXMf2U&eurl


Awesome, huh?
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:52 PM
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.....is she a pleasure model....
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Awesome, but still, the guy must be so lonely... I think this is saying more about his sex life than his actual science behind it.
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Can you have sex with it?
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I want one that looks like Summer Glau .. i can have terminator sex :-D
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creepy!!!!
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I want one that looks like Summer Glau .. i can have terminator sex :-D
YES! But not the robot version, the real one! Mmmmmm....
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this is the prelude to machines replacing the human race.

oops guess ive seen terminator and the animatrix too many times
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this is the prelude to machines built to look girls replacing the actual girls

oops guess ive seen terminator and the animatrix too many times
There we go.
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"Le said: Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm."

So, she's faking it, then?
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:28 PM
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So, she's faking it, then?
Wow, she is real!
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I'm telling you, robot chicks are the biggest untapped cash cow in existence. As soon as someone makes one that can satisfy a man better than a real woman, the divorce rate is going to go through the roof.
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Within 50 years, it will happen.

"Honey, I have to tell you something."

"What's that, pookums?"

"I'm...not what you think I am..."

"Whaddaya mean?"

"Well...I'm a replicant."

"Oh...can I still **** you whenever I want to?"

"Of course."

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So Japan build a fully functional robot?


Can you have sex with it?

Did you read any of the article?
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lol the first 3 responses about sex....Multi Kill
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Did you read any of the article?
I fast forwarded to just the good parts.
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Although it's pretty cool, I think the fact that this guy built this thing for a wife is f****** creepy as hell. Gee, what a great lay that would be. Hopefully the electrical pulses in the va****l area are not set on super sonic high voltage
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lol

I just imagine when she runs out of battery in the middle of the.........night
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I just imagine when she runs out of battery in the middle of the.........night


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