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I remember when I display Nightmare Spawn in the office.....
Some of the guys were thinking I was getting into one of those weird religions ![]() As I told before, a colleague was entering my office while reading a report... - "We need to review these reports since there are som..........WHAT THE HECK IS THAT" ??
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Only when I break wind in my cubicle.
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I think more people would fear my wife then me...............................
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael Scott - THE OFFICE"
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people should be afraid of me since i'm pretty big, but they aren't. maybe i need to kill someone...or get a forehead tattoo...
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I scared a bunch of little kids when I carried my Gears of War Lancer through the mall a couple weeks back. That count?
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Yes they do I am the God of War after all.
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but you still live with your mom...that trumps all.
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Ah man not again. Please stop beating a dead horse.
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I hope not. I'm tall. So I know that makes some people uncomfortable. But that's their problem not mine. Being tall makes it possible for me to see womens cleavage all of them.
![]() ![]() ![]() Like most of us. If I get my gears grinded I get pissed off and can cause fear in others.
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nah...that horse is still kicking a little.
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In compliance with the rules of the board. Let's take it easy fellas.
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When I use to wear combat boots to school, the wannabe mexican gangsters would call me 'blanco el' diablo' for some reason. I remember one time at lunch I had a friend who was cutting class and he was sitting with some of the wannabe's because he was friends with a few of them, so I noticed him and I get up from my table to go and say whats up and THE WHOLE TABLE except my friend SCATTERED!
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I just saw it twitch... KILL IT!!!!
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*kisses marauderspawn on the ear*
sorry...my aim kind of sucks... |
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No one really 'fears' me. I'm not the kind of person you would fear. Like if you saw me walking down the street? Not the kind of guy you'd kind of hurry past. Point of fact, I've walked past attractive women in darkened hallways and they just smile at me like I'm this non-threatening, little puppy. It's emasculating. Sometimes I wish I was one of those giant ****ing dudes who fit the stereotype of raging serial killer, all bulk and menace and HULK SMASH!!! you know? I like watching those guys in public. On the one hand, I feel sorry for them because the world recoils from them like a scared little ***** that doesn't want to get hit. But, on the other hand THE WORLD RECOILS FROM THEM LIKE A SCARED LITTLE ***** THAT DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIT!
Just once, I'd like my girlfriend to recoil in fear when I raise my hand to stretch. Not because I'm going to hit her, but because she thought I was going to. Or anyone for that matter. My girlfriend could kick the ever loving **** out of me. I'm pathetic.
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i fear becoming the subject of one of your rants, holeman. that has to count for something, right?
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Yes, I'm Hardcore.
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Lol, surprisingly I think some have, just not in the way I'd want. If people feared me out of thinking I'd kick their ass, that'd be cool. But see, my family and/family's friends are all quite traditional. And I've always been a bit of a black sheep. So they go into my room and see stuff like decorations with skulls, monsters, Slipknot, stuff like that and they assume I'm Satanic or something. It doesn't help I'm known as being really quiet.
So I think some have feared but me more in th sense of..."man, that guy's creepy."
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I suppose. I've had some people tell me that I seem intimidating, which is a form of fear. But then when they get to know me, that notion seems to not have existed at all, and I literally become a damn teddy bear to some. But in all fairness, that was during times when I didn't smile all that much, if at all, and my appearance(as far as hair and dressing goes) didn't help either. So yeah, I've had people "fear" me. But when you can manipulate the kind of reaction you want from people with their first experience with you, then the game gets really exciting.
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People should fear me.
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I do not think that anyone fears me though I have been told that I am intimidating. It has kept me out of a couple of potential fights, so I guess it is a good thing.
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People fear me because I'm an Asian guy so they assume if they mess with me, I can kung fu them into oblivion.
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That's what I do to break the ice with asians. I'm like do you know karate or do laundry or something. ![]()
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Only when I get angry, I'm like the hulk in that way lol
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I don't display action figures at work, but I did have a framed picture of a woman showing her hairy armpits........they made me take it down (it became a big deal even w/o nudity). I guess my company is not proactively seeking the acceptance of European woman.
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Sorry, but I don't.
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LOL
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People do look at me warily sometimes. I think I give off an evil vibe, even though I dress and look relatively normal. It's odd.
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UPDATE!
My girlfriend informed me that when I do electrical work on the house, she fears me! YAY!!! I'm totally scary when combined with electricity!!!
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